Hack Jarlow
@gerrydorsey.bsky.social
Founding member of the Federalist Society
Magneto was right
Magneto was right
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startin my 48 hour turkey brine
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
startin my 48 hour turkey brine
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"we are charlie Kirk"
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"we are charlie Kirk"
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
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literally in service of a stunt. for nothing
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
literally in service of a stunt. for nothing
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837 students "would be impacted by the planned closures, consolidations and location changes... More than 80% of the students impacted by closures are Black, Latino and other students of color — groups JCPS has historically struggled to serve..." www.lpm.org/investigate/...
JCPS’ school closure plan will have disparate impact on Black students
Black students account for more than half impacted by district proposal.
www.lpm.org
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
837 students "would be impacted by the planned closures, consolidations and location changes... More than 80% of the students impacted by closures are Black, Latino and other students of color — groups JCPS has historically struggled to serve..." www.lpm.org/investigate/...
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They didn’t even try to name it something less obvious lmao
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
They didn’t even try to name it something less obvious lmao
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No contract, no coffee.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
No contract, no coffee.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
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You may be cool, but you'll never be as cool as these two cats wearing sunglasses in the window of an optician's Boulevard St Germain in 1925
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
You may be cool, but you'll never be as cool as these two cats wearing sunglasses in the window of an optician's Boulevard St Germain in 1925
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Jesus fucjing Christ this rules.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Jesus fucjing Christ this rules.
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Patron Saint of Haters
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Patron Saint of Haters
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the bbc coining the phrase "teenage trans woman" in their coverage of the linehan case is driving me insane. it's so subtly revealing
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
the bbc coining the phrase "teenage trans woman" in their coverage of the linehan case is driving me insane. it's so subtly revealing
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Michael Jackson released 'Dangerous' 34 years ago on November 26, 1991 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/MJdangerous
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Michael Jackson released 'Dangerous' 34 years ago on November 26, 1991 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/MJdangerous
Still thinking about how a study based on food prices showed that the federal poverty line is not 31,000 dollars a year for a family of four it’s actually OVER 145,000 DOLLARS!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Still thinking about how a study based on food prices showed that the federal poverty line is not 31,000 dollars a year for a family of four it’s actually OVER 145,000 DOLLARS!!!!
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When I learned Ted Cruz was a theater kid, everything made sense.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When I learned Ted Cruz was a theater kid, everything made sense.
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
Penis
Wine
Butt
Wine
Butt
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Penis
Wine
Butt
Wine
Butt
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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FBI Director Tina Peters
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
FBI Director Tina Peters
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The episode of Veep they won't air
JD Vance fucks the turkey on Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The episode of Veep they won't air