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Samwise
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Husband | Comic Artist | Dungeon Master| 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | 🏳️‍⚧️TRAHR| He/Him/They | ☠️🏴‍☠️

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Hello #PortfolioDay

I’m Samwise, comics artist and illustrator based in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Love working on fantasy, sci-fi, horror and the weird 🏴‍☠️

Hit me up for sequential comic work, commissions and DnD needs 🐉🏴‍☠️

(Portfolio cara.app/gaffersamgee)

#art #comics #dnd
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But then again, this dish faced prick has yet to meet a vulnerable group he couldn’t blame for their own ills.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Can’t be overstated how much of this in the UK has been driven by bored middle aged people who used to think of themselves as a bit of a radical and now hates the idea that they’re no longer part of the freethinking young set. It’s a form of generational resentment.
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Self-ID for left handed to be ended.

Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists.

Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet.

NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases.

Move praised by charity Right Matters
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
He’ll be looking to replace CBT with flat out shock-conversion therapy that still
adheres to his self-hating Christian doctrine
Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.
Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnosis
The health secretary said the aim was to tackle a rising demand for services and the increased pressure on the NHS.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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I may come to regret this decision, but...

SCARF! Sheffield Comic ARts Fair! Next October! Liam "Pais" Hill drew our mascot! Exhibitor application form will be out soon, tables will cost as little as I can get away with!

Please remember to apply so this isn't a terrible decision on my part 🙏
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Some say Stephen Sommers peaked with The Mummy 2

And those people are wrong, it’s Van Helsing 100% of the time.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You’re damn right it is.
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Nothing says feminism like forcing women to do something they have been vocal about not wanting to do.
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
You thought Britain celebrated hard when Thatcher returned to Hell, oh boy oh boy oh boy it’s going to be a good day when Moulding shuffles into the flames
One day, the Black Mould will consume her completely and society will just brick up her castle and leave her to rot.

That or her ‘charity’ gets audited and all that embezzling catches up to her and burns Lummox to the ground
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Hey, you there! eagerly downloading that new Full Cast version of those books by the mouldy bigot lady, this is YOU doing that. This is what you are funding, the needlessly cruel ripping up of trans people's lives
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
One day, the Black Mould will consume her completely and society will just brick up her castle and leave her to rot.

That or her ‘charity’ gets audited and all that embezzling catches up to her and burns Lummox to the ground
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Gender criticals: "Listen to women! Unless you're Girlguides or the Women's Institute or you disagree with the male judge who wrote this decision or if you don't 'look like a woman' or if you're a trans man because then you're definitely a man."

Everyone will suffer from this madness. Everyone.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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The article explicitly notes WI had had a trans-inclusive policy *since the 1970s*!
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
‘Please consider donating to support The Guardian’

Why don’t you ask your AI bros that have scraped your site clean, buttmunch?
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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The reason it's Five Nights at Freddy's and not One Week is because of unions. Remember what labor rights got you.
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Star gardener, Christmas card 2022
#art
July 31, 2023 at 12:33 PM
Man doesn’t have the spine or will to rejoin the EU

First bit of flack raised by the Sun and he’ll roll over and show his belly
👏🏽"We must all now confront the reality that the Brexit deal significantly hurt our economy. We have to keep reducing frictions. We have to keep moving towards a closer relationship with the EU. And we have to be grown up about it. To accept that it will require trade-offs."👏🏽

Music to my ears. ~AA
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Showed this to my wife and her response was a sadly whispered “oh no….”
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Been sitting on this one for so long the art and designs are so, so dated but!!!

Im committed to making it next year and itll be the greatest saddest gayest thing you will read in 5-7 years 😤♥️
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I stand corrected
Maybe we were the stranger things all along
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Maybe we were the stranger things all along
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM