Gabbertoons
@gabbertoons.bsky.social
Edritch love child of Hestia, Folgers, and a haunted Scrabble board that only works with the OED. Culinary experimentalist. 🔪 Bibliophile. 📚 Ailurophile. 🐈 Father to the Gabbercats. Recipes, cats, and cat-free recipes @ https://imgur.com/user/gabbertoons
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TRENTA UPDATE FOR 11/18/2025:
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Trenta had another evaluation today. It was good and bad. We are focusing on weight gain right now with steroids and a better way to feed her.
The steroids were discouraged because of the impact on kidneys and possibly the infection she's getting
gofund.me/e6ca70a57
Trenta had another evaluation today. It was good and bad. We are focusing on weight gain right now with steroids and a better way to feed her.
The steroids were discouraged because of the impact on kidneys and possibly the infection she's getting
Sometimes I'm glad Carl Sagan didn't live to see the outrageous fulfillment of his fears he discussed in "The Demon Haunted World". I'm sure he knew it was coming, but by the Voyagers, it's so much worse than I ever thought. I yearn for the days when science shows on PBS were not inviting pogroms.
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Sometimes I'm glad Carl Sagan didn't live to see the outrageous fulfillment of his fears he discussed in "The Demon Haunted World". I'm sure he knew it was coming, but by the Voyagers, it's so much worse than I ever thought. I yearn for the days when science shows on PBS were not inviting pogroms.
Stupid enough to think a man who bankrupted a casino is a great businessman. Stupid enough to think 34 felony counts of fraud mean a lifelong conman is honest and certainly looking out for them. Stupid enough to think a sexual predator who's on record as such would release all the Epstein files.
Fox Business credulously reports that Saudi Arabia is pushing its investment into the US "to $1 trillion." The entire size of the Saudi economy is $1 trillion. How stupid are these people and/or how stupid do they think their viewers are?
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Stupid enough to think a man who bankrupted a casino is a great businessman. Stupid enough to think 34 felony counts of fraud mean a lifelong conman is honest and certainly looking out for them. Stupid enough to think a sexual predator who's on record as such would release all the Epstein files.
Maybe Nuzzi should have sought romantic advice from Andrew Wakeman. Or perhaps a snake oil salesman. I hear they're more ethical. briandeer.com/mmr/lancet-s...
Honestly, we've simply got to get that brain worm some support.
Honestly, we've simply got to get that brain worm some support.
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Maybe Nuzzi should have sought romantic advice from Andrew Wakeman. Or perhaps a snake oil salesman. I hear they're more ethical. briandeer.com/mmr/lancet-s...
Honestly, we've simply got to get that brain worm some support.
Honestly, we've simply got to get that brain worm some support.
Don't forget your gym bag full of cash, Tommy. Maybe Mayor Adams will hand you a few select snack packages of Utz Sour Cream & Onion Chips.
Borders Czar Tom Homan just announced he’s ramping up ICE operations in NYC.
Same playbook we’ve been seeing in LA, DC, Chicago & Charlotte. They aren’t hunting criminals, they’re targeting workers and people who are part of the community. Families. Neighbors. The people who keep the city running.
Same playbook we’ve been seeing in LA, DC, Chicago & Charlotte. They aren’t hunting criminals, they’re targeting workers and people who are part of the community. Families. Neighbors. The people who keep the city running.
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Don't forget your gym bag full of cash, Tommy. Maybe Mayor Adams will hand you a few select snack packages of Utz Sour Cream & Onion Chips.
Keep stepping back, Larry. There's a cliff just behind you. It's not a steep cliff, but that just means you aren't too far from the Jacuzzi of pig shit bubbling away at the bottom, just for you.
KONSYSE: Larry Summers, former Treasury Secretary and Harvard President, steps back from teaching and resigns from OpenAI after emails reveal ongoing correspondence with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
Epstein Scandal: Larry Summers Steps Back From Teaching. Harvard To Investigate — Konsyse
Previously unreleased emails show Larry Summers discussing women, politics, and social networks with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.konsyse.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Keep stepping back, Larry. There's a cliff just behind you. It's not a steep cliff, but that just means you aren't too far from the Jacuzzi of pig shit bubbling away at the bottom, just for you.
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
Incompetence is replete here, but this is like trying to change a report card grade from an "F" to a "B".
the level of incompetence, far too much www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Incompetence is replete here, but this is like trying to change a report card grade from an "F" to a "B".
Except that it very much is.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Except that it very much is.
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Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas are standing up to corporate greed and Starbucks’ unfair labor practices and demanding the fair contract they deserve.
No contract? NO COFFEE!
No contract? NO COFFEE!
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas are standing up to corporate greed and Starbucks’ unfair labor practices and demanding the fair contract they deserve.
No contract? NO COFFEE!
No contract? NO COFFEE!
Private equity. The cancer no health plan can help you fight. Because you no longer have a health plan in your private equity-owned place of employment. Nor paid vacation, adequate staff, or anything else. Mr. Scrooge needs to but a fat goose for the holidays, after all.
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Private equity. The cancer no health plan can help you fight. Because you no longer have a health plan in your private equity-owned place of employment. Nor paid vacation, adequate staff, or anything else. Mr. Scrooge needs to but a fat goose for the holidays, after all.
I guess we should eat some beautiful chocolate cake in OUR new ballroom? Or are massive health insurance premiums our special Christmas presents?
The House takes 2 months off & finally reports back to work & promptly spends the next week filing censure motions against each other & attending black tie dinners w/Saudis while the clock counts down for 24 million people to have their health insurance premiums spike in 42 days.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I guess we should eat some beautiful chocolate cake in OUR new ballroom? Or are massive health insurance premiums our special Christmas presents?
TRENTA UPDATE FOR 11-19-2025
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Trenta has been very tired all day. I have tried feeding her small amounts today and also have tried enticing her with foods and nip. She wouldn't touch food but she did immediately head onto the hallway to sit after I took out the garbage.
I just
gofund.me/e6ca70a57
Trenta has been very tired all day. I have tried feeding her small amounts today and also have tried enticing her with foods and nip. She wouldn't touch food but she did immediately head onto the hallway to sit after I took out the garbage.
I just
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
TRENTA UPDATE FOR 11-19-2025
gofund.me/e6ca70a57
Trenta has been very tired all day. I have tried feeding her small amounts today and also have tried enticing her with foods and nip. She wouldn't touch food but she did immediately head onto the hallway to sit after I took out the garbage.
I just
gofund.me/e6ca70a57
Trenta has been very tired all day. I have tried feeding her small amounts today and also have tried enticing her with foods and nip. She wouldn't touch food but she did immediately head onto the hallway to sit after I took out the garbage.
I just
The only name Mike Johnson cares about redacting starts with a "T" and—in a just world—would have ended in "prison" a long time ago.
Epstein survivor Haley Robson refutes Mike Johnson: "The survivors that don't want to be public are Jane Does. They've been protected and their names have been redacted the whole time ... I don't care if my name is redacted is not."
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The only name Mike Johnson cares about redacting starts with a "T" and—in a just world—would have ended in "prison" a long time ago.
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IF YOU READ NO OTHER PORTION OF THE EPSTEIN FILES TRANSPARENCY ACT, read this one.
EVERY SINGLE DOCUMENT THEY WITHHOLD has to be indexed, published in the Federal Register, and submitted to Congress with an explanation.
And scroll down to understand why THEY ARE NOT PERMITTED TO WITHHOLD IT ALL.
EVERY SINGLE DOCUMENT THEY WITHHOLD has to be indexed, published in the Federal Register, and submitted to Congress with an explanation.
And scroll down to understand why THEY ARE NOT PERMITTED TO WITHHOLD IT ALL.
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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This is America today. It doesn’t have to be this way.
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This is America today. It doesn’t have to be this way.
Hack the Marred-a-Lardo entertainment systems and blast that in the tacky ballrooms and the bathrooms full of stolen documents. Make sure there's a ketchup bottle near every every screen.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Hack the Marred-a-Lardo entertainment systems and blast that in the tacky ballrooms and the bathrooms full of stolen documents. Make sure there's a ketchup bottle near every every screen.
Revolting that it's so close to the anniversary of the findings on this crime. Even more so that he berated a journalist for daring to ask, calling her "insubordinate". Get bent, Donnie. You are not a king. YOU are the insubordinate one.
Trump ignored the Epstein victims' speeches today as well.
Trump ignored the Epstein victims' speeches today as well.
A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination
Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Revolting that it's so close to the anniversary of the findings on this crime. Even more so that he berated a journalist for daring to ask, calling her "insubordinate". Get bent, Donnie. You are not a king. YOU are the insubordinate one.
Trump ignored the Epstein victims' speeches today as well.
Trump ignored the Epstein victims' speeches today as well.
TRENTA UPDATE FOR 11/18/2025:
gofund.me/e6ca70a57
Trenta had another evaluation today. It was good and bad. We are focusing on weight gain right now with steroids and a better way to feed her.
The steroids were discouraged because of the impact on kidneys and possibly the infection she's getting
gofund.me/e6ca70a57
Trenta had another evaluation today. It was good and bad. We are focusing on weight gain right now with steroids and a better way to feed her.
The steroids were discouraged because of the impact on kidneys and possibly the infection she's getting
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
TRENTA UPDATE FOR 11/18/2025:
gofund.me/e6ca70a57
Trenta had another evaluation today. It was good and bad. We are focusing on weight gain right now with steroids and a better way to feed her.
The steroids were discouraged because of the impact on kidneys and possibly the infection she's getting
gofund.me/e6ca70a57
Trenta had another evaluation today. It was good and bad. We are focusing on weight gain right now with steroids and a better way to feed her.
The steroids were discouraged because of the impact on kidneys and possibly the infection she's getting
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"There are about a thousand of us" is devastating.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"There are about a thousand of us" is devastating.
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“ At just 16 years old, she took a job at Mar a Lago, believing she had secured a dream summer position. But that dream quickly morphed into a nightmare when Ghislaine Maxwell preyed upon her…. They trafficked her”
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“ At just 16 years old, she took a job at Mar a Lago, believing she had secured a dream summer position. But that dream quickly morphed into a nightmare when Ghislaine Maxwell preyed upon her…. They trafficked her”
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Epstein survivor: "Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government still belongs to the American people or to those who prey on them."
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I love that this company contracted with Azathoth and His Tuneless Mad Pipers for its hold music. Beyond dreams.
gasping for air here oh my god
I'm fucking cryinj
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I love that this company contracted with Azathoth and His Tuneless Mad Pipers for its hold music. Beyond dreams.
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Demand Congress support the discharge petition that will force a vote on extending ACA tax credits:
Tell Congress: Support discharge petition to force vote on ACA tax credits
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Demand Congress support the discharge petition that will force a vote on extending ACA tax credits:
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ICYMI - Epstein survivors dropped a warning shot at Congress. No more delays, no more cover ups, the truth is closing in.
#SaveHealthcareNotPedophiles
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@houserepublicans.bsky.social
#SaveHealthcareNotPedophiles
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@houserepublicans.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
ICYMI - Epstein survivors dropped a warning shot at Congress. No more delays, no more cover ups, the truth is closing in.
#SaveHealthcareNotPedophiles
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@houserepublicans.bsky.social
#SaveHealthcareNotPedophiles
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@houserepublicans.bsky.social
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JUST IN: A federal judge has thrown out DOJ’s lawsuit to compel NY to aid in immigration arrests at state courthouses.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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