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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1h

uh huh. thought so.

hello friends, future feebs here. there is a different sale going on. i found the things that i considered buying on sunday and they are collectively within a few dollars of what i would've spent a few days ago.

crazy.

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 3d

i have torrid cash that's going to expire tonight if i don't use it, but it's a struggle because a huge chunk of their inventory (i.e., clearance) is excluded and i can only redeem $25 at a time for every $50 spent. i'll probably save money if i let it expire and check back in a month.

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1h

good clouds thank you for the clouds.

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Livewire 📼⚡️ @crtcryptid.bsky.social · 1h

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1h

if an accountant were inputting gambling winnings into a spreadsheet to determine how much they owed the government but failed to calculate a value due to an incorrectly-formatted formula then it would be a sin tax error.

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 3h

Riker and Troi were so ahead of their time because they obviously love and care for each other to a point where if you told Riker you hooked up with Troi, he'd slap you on the back and ask you if she did the finger trick

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 3h

I think something lacking from NuTrek is no one is horny. There's always a desiginated horndog trying to get a nut. Kirk in TOS, Riker in TNG, half of DS9 was trying to bang the other half, Voyager was upside down pineapple cruise.

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 2h

they're watching an hour-long video by a self-described body language expert now and they've concluded that prince whatshisnuts is probably on drugs.

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 2d

is it a red flag for someone to hate-watch youtube therapists psychoanalyzing meghan markle for like an hour daily?

sorry, let me rephrase that. how big of a red flag is it for someone to hate-watch youtube therapists psychoanalyzing meghan markle for like an hour daily?

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · Aug 22

bum cuckit, 52, devoted father of 2 and absent father of 5 found dead after wendy's restroom incident

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · Aug 22

iowa state senator bum cuckit

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · Aug 22

guy named bum cuckit

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 4h

no :)

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 4h

lol so i got an opportunity to drive a rental vw a while back and thought it was a dual clutch given how much it was stuttering and jerking at low speed. nope, normal slushbox! the engine was probably dying though.

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 5h

if agent 007 gets captured and tied up does that mean he's in james bondage?

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

context: thought about this again bsky.app/profile/mirr...

Андрій, онук Одеса (Andriy) @mirr0rmere.bsky.social · Jul 13

A little off topic from most of my posts but shows how crazy AI is getting.

A neural network video of a tourist “breaking” a glass bridge in China went viral on social media. The post garnered over 100 million views, with thousands of users expressing condolences to the "families of the deceased".

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

becoming one of those "why isn't the media talking about this???" typed but for the most recent ai slop that stuck in my mind

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The Fiber Farm @jjco.bsky.social · 7h

PSA 3:

Also botulism is no joke. It is tasteless, odorless, and doesn’t off-gas like other microorganisms and thrives in an anaerobic environment and begins to grow within 48 hours of improper canning. It can kill you from a spoonful or even smelling a jar! You will not know from smell or taste!

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The Fiber Farm @jjco.bsky.social · 7h

PSA Part 2:

be sure to ask the canner/gifter the source of their recipe. If they say “it’s a family recipe” I would not eat it and toss it (for your family’s safety!) The ONLY safe recipes are lab tested recipes from Ball or NCHFP or local extension offices- canning is a strict science not an art!

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The Fiber Farm @jjco.bsky.social · 7h

Annual Pre-Holiday PSA from a canner: if you get a jar as a gift ✨REMOVE THE METAL RING✨

The ring is ONLY used during canning and during transport. You WANT the seal to come off if the contents goes bad. You do NOT want a false seal if there is a leak in the jar. YOUR FAMILY COULD GET VERY SICK!

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 10h

pokemon global offensive to the polls

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axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 12h

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axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · Aug 11

computer, set house thermostat to 84F. computer, turn on roku TV. computer, display all pictures in "My ass" subfolder of Pictures folder in filesize order, 500 millisecond delay, loop at end. computer, email my lawyer under a burner email and offer to suck his dick. Computer, have me arrested

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 13h

billions upon billions of dollars invested in ai pornbots and it's all completely sexless. one trans hacker building and configuring a nogasm-powered pile of vibrators is more of a robotfucker than every grok user put together.

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Jonty @fairless.xyz · 17h

Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 14h

a flatbed scanner is an isometric camera

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v buckenham @v21.bsky.social · 20h

how to speedrun random chance graham.build/s/a-blog/028...

Unfair Flips World Record Strategy

Unfair Flips is a game about flipping a coin to get 10 Heads flips in a row.

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