pheobe
@funkjunkins.bsky.social
phoebe. she/her. born in the 1900s.
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shout out to my mutuals who repost a lot of anime porno. i never interact with it but i love what you've done with the place
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
shout out to my mutuals who repost a lot of anime porno. i never interact with it but i love what you've done with the place
i told boyfriend that i was getting him a present and that he would never guess the thing i got him. i kept telling him he'd never guess the thing. there was no way he'd guess the thing.
and i was right he never guessed john carpenter's the thing.
and i was right he never guessed john carpenter's the thing.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i told boyfriend that i was getting him a present and that he would never guess the thing i got him. i kept telling him he'd never guess the thing. there was no way he'd guess the thing.
and i was right he never guessed john carpenter's the thing.
and i was right he never guessed john carpenter's the thing.
it's called a glock 40 because it fires a .40 caliber bullet
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
it's called a glock 40 because it fires a .40 caliber bullet
love sitting down next to a conservative-looking family at a fast food restaurant while being a clocky transsexual. i'm exposing your child to gender ideology and there is nothing you can do about it.
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
love sitting down next to a conservative-looking family at a fast food restaurant while being a clocky transsexual. i'm exposing your child to gender ideology and there is nothing you can do about it.
it's called an ak-47 because it was designed by armalite kalashnikov in 1947.
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
it's called an ak-47 because it was designed by armalite kalashnikov in 1947.
it's called an ar-15 because it's .15 caliber. this caliber was chosen because it's half the size of .30 caliber.
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
it's called an ar-15 because it's .15 caliber. this caliber was chosen because it's half the size of .30 caliber.
it's only called an ar-15 if it holds 15 rounds in its clip.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
it's only called an ar-15 if it holds 15 rounds in its clip.
hey ignore these next few posts i need to try to bait weird keyword searchers thanks
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
hey ignore these next few posts i need to try to bait weird keyword searchers thanks
macaroni xor cheese
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
macaroni xor cheese
a phoebe is a kind of girl
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
a phoebe is a kind of girl
@profanity.accountant do your gosh darned worst
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
@profanity.accountant do your gosh darned worst
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/15131756329_8ff838d913_c.jpg
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/15131756329_8ff838d913_c.jpg
ah crap i left a wet towel on my bed.
the good news is i'm insane so i have two fans running on a sub-freezing night and the humidity is hovering around the LOQ so it will stop feeling damp in about five minutes.
the good news is i'm insane so i have two fans running on a sub-freezing night and the humidity is hovering around the LOQ so it will stop feeling damp in about five minutes.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
ah crap i left a wet towel on my bed.
the good news is i'm insane so i have two fans running on a sub-freezing night and the humidity is hovering around the LOQ so it will stop feeling damp in about five minutes.
the good news is i'm insane so i have two fans running on a sub-freezing night and the humidity is hovering around the LOQ so it will stop feeling damp in about five minutes.
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i think boyfriend might actually be transphobic. this is super problematic so cw: transphobia, red flags, gaslighting
he bought a blahaj and said it's for him and he's not sharing. should i dump him.
he bought a blahaj and said it's for him and he's not sharing. should i dump him.
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i think boyfriend might actually be transphobic. this is super problematic so cw: transphobia, red flags, gaslighting
he bought a blahaj and said it's for him and he's not sharing. should i dump him.
he bought a blahaj and said it's for him and he's not sharing. should i dump him.
can't tell if my boobs are hurting because they're turning into barometers like my sinuses and knees or if they're hurting because they're turning into more boob. either way, owie.
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
can't tell if my boobs are hurting because they're turning into barometers like my sinuses and knees or if they're hurting because they're turning into more boob. either way, owie.
hooray i've reframed enough thoughts to accurately attribute blame for my thanksgiving being ruined to my abuser. that's a mental health win baby. it's not my fault after all.
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
hooray i've reframed enough thoughts to accurately attribute blame for my thanksgiving being ruined to my abuser. that's a mental health win baby. it's not my fault after all.
part of why the ai bubble feels like such bullshit to me is the sheer number of stupid floating-point formats that have been developed for it. bfloat16 is dumb and i will not change my mind. the number of bits used by fp4 can't even be stored in fp4 because it would result in fp∞.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
part of why the ai bubble feels like such bullshit to me is the sheer number of stupid floating-point formats that have been developed for it. bfloat16 is dumb and i will not change my mind. the number of bits used by fp4 can't even be stored in fp4 because it would result in fp∞.
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i don't know if it improves the experience but it certainly alters the experience if you play kentucky route zero after clocking 10000 miles on i-65.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
i don't know if it improves the experience but it certainly alters the experience if you play kentucky route zero after clocking 10000 miles on i-65.
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I'm begging for dirtbag leftists to add an ounce of charisma to their politics.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm begging for dirtbag leftists to add an ounce of charisma to their politics.
getting nostalgic for childhood thanksgivings, by which i mean going out at midnight with my dad and sibling to see the black friday chaos.
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
getting nostalgic for childhood thanksgivings, by which i mean going out at midnight with my dad and sibling to see the black friday chaos.
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An important detail is that little dude delivered this while wearing a red dress that brings to mind nothing so much as Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights music video. A true icon.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
An important detail is that little dude delivered this while wearing a red dress that brings to mind nothing so much as Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights music video. A true icon.
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor