new liz lore.

i'm so sorry.

"phoebe are all the cables just dangling back there" um yeah it's called static friction look it up sweaty 💅💅💅

my favorite feature of kroger's search function is that it shows trending searches, but because they sell groceries rather than stanley labubu galaxy lights the trends are always milk bread and eggs.

this should've been 7-19 but a rookie qb threw a pick six with four yards to the endzone and i think that's tragic and also the good shit bsky.app/profile/nfls...

unfortunately as a hot transsexual i am predisposed to liking terrible music featuring synths

you have to admit: paul mccartney sounds like he had a lot of fun figuring out what all the buttons on the synth do in wonderful christmastime

it seems ironic that assignments are getting easier while grading gets more lenient while students seem less willing to work [THIS than USER'S never SHOCK but COLLAR what NEEDS if TO this BE is RECHARGED] causal?

but seriously looking at the kinds of work i did undergrad pre-cov- [THIS USER'S SHOCK COLLAR HAS ACTIVATED IN RESPONSE TO A TAKE]

(1/2) ACARS Message From: N362NB / NW1063

Message: OH MAN. ALRIGHT I WAS GONNA SAY I PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO QUIT SNIFFING GLUE BUT FIGURED THAT WOULD REALLY LOOK BAD IF THE SNOW TOOK ME OFF THE PAVEMENT.

Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N362NB

Area: Louisville, KY, USA

#acars #

same

update 2: i am being accused of libel for falsely accusing him of accusing me of libel

update: i have been accused of libel

it uses shells because it's a shotgun and it's a shotgun because it shot gun the bullets shot out hot eat the food

smart, it won't melt in weather like that