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Seeing Slack's "Coming soon: AI will be turned on for your organization..." message in multiple Slacks feels like the science fiction trope of the upcoming software update that will synchronize all the blue lights going red, then all the things starting to kill everyone.
July 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Seeing Slack's "Coming soon: AI will be turned on for your organization..." message in multiple Slacks feels like the science fiction trope of the upcoming software update that will synchronize all the blue lights going red, then all the things starting to kill everyone.
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to be entirely fair up until today it seemed pretty likely mamdani would lose to a corrupt sex pest. things can change for the better.
Its worth noting that in Britain, Mamdani would have thrown out of the Labour Party by a small room full LinkIn weirdos and then replaced by a former private healthcare lobbyist who would go on to lose by 5,000 votes to a Reform candidate who was a convinced sex offender.
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
to be entirely fair up until today it seemed pretty likely mamdani would lose to a corrupt sex pest. things can change for the better.
Tempted to make this apology a paste up on our local Telegraph fash-adjacent billboard advert.
What happens when a political agenda takes over any semblance of journalistic standards
Telegraph admits its story about private school family not being able to go on five holidays was complete nonsense and not remotely fact-checked
Beyond embarrassing
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/the-t...
Telegraph admits its story about private school family not being able to go on five holidays was complete nonsense and not remotely fact-checked
Beyond embarrassing
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/the-t...
An apology
On May 25 we published an online article “We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays” which included stock photographs and not, as the art...
www.telegraph.co.uk
June 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Tempted to make this apology a paste up on our local Telegraph fash-adjacent billboard advert.
Gun & Rose
(which is also by coincidence a pleasant, grade II listed pub in the Yorkshire Dales)
(which is also by coincidence a pleasant, grade II listed pub in the Yorkshire Dales)
I want to start a band that is a singular version of another band.
The White Stripe
The White Stripe
June 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Gun & Rose
(which is also by coincidence a pleasant, grade II listed pub in the Yorkshire Dales)
(which is also by coincidence a pleasant, grade II listed pub in the Yorkshire Dales)
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Breaking: @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social has acquired Wonderbly, one of the UK’s fastest-growing independent publishers and a global leader in personalised gift books 👇 #BookSky
Penguin Random House buys Wonderbly
www.thebookseller.com
June 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Breaking: @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social has acquired Wonderbly, one of the UK’s fastest-growing independent publishers and a global leader in personalised gift books 👇 #BookSky
Nope on a Rope
I’m a little disappointed this doesn’t have a shock collar
May 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Nope on a Rope
Rich bellends getting their arse handed to them, you love to see it.
May 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Rich bellends getting their arse handed to them, you love to see it.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
4 Fast 4 Furious
4 Fast 4 Furious
Implement a 100%tariff and ruin a movie.
Fahrenheit 902
Fahrenheit 902
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Ocean's 22.
Ocean's 22.
May 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
4 Fast 4 Furious
4 Fast 4 Furious
Welcome to Hogwarts. For tariff reasons your tuition this semester will be conducted at our Tennessee campus. Also the house elves are kids with measles now and Hagrid has been deported.
May 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Welcome to Hogwarts. For tariff reasons your tuition this semester will be conducted at our Tennessee campus. Also the house elves are kids with measles now and Hagrid has been deported.
Didn't realise the Jedi conclave was coming up too.
May 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Didn't realise the Jedi conclave was coming up too.
Tony Blair Shut The Fuck Up challenge.
April 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Tony Blair Shut The Fuck Up challenge.
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3/ Any trade deal with the US is basically meaningless as long as Donald Trump isn’t in prison.
April 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
3/ Any trade deal with the US is basically meaningless as long as Donald Trump isn’t in prison.
Perfect that at a distance it looks like you dripped burger sauce on yourself.
Cult of personality watch. These are not the habits of a democratic movement.
April 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Perfect that at a distance it looks like you dripped burger sauce on yourself.
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This is how you know something is a Rogue-like game. You have to ask her directly.
April 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is how you know something is a Rogue-like game. You have to ask her directly.
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Yeah definitely have "get his ship names out your mouth" feels here.
What's weird is that interview with the Affirm guy who was at PayPal with Musk says at the end that Musk got him onto the Culture novels and includes people changing gender at will in the *positive description of the future that Musks wants to attain*
March 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Yeah definitely have "get his ship names out your mouth" feels here.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
March 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
Just needs birds and floods and you've got yourself a Piranesi simulator.
I just released the Museum of All Things version 1.0!!! You can find it at mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al...
February 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Just needs birds and floods and you've got yourself a Piranesi simulator.
Dear manager, this week I achieved these goals:
1. Spent most of my days on the playground
2. A couple guys started makin' trouble, I got in one little fight
3. My mom got scared and sent me to LA
4. Drank orange juice out of a champagne glass
5. I whistled for a cab, it had dice in the mirror
1. Spent most of my days on the playground
2. A couple guys started makin' trouble, I got in one little fight
3. My mom got scared and sent me to LA
4. Drank orange juice out of a champagne glass
5. I whistled for a cab, it had dice in the mirror
February 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Dear manager, this week I achieved these goals:
1. Spent most of my days on the playground
2. A couple guys started makin' trouble, I got in one little fight
3. My mom got scared and sent me to LA
4. Drank orange juice out of a champagne glass
5. I whistled for a cab, it had dice in the mirror
1. Spent most of my days on the playground
2. A couple guys started makin' trouble, I got in one little fight
3. My mom got scared and sent me to LA
4. Drank orange juice out of a champagne glass
5. I whistled for a cab, it had dice in the mirror
The plane crashes will continue until morale improves.
February 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The plane crashes will continue until morale improves.
Mar-a-Gaza. This is absolutely fucking insane.
February 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Mar-a-Gaza. This is absolutely fucking insane.
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Young people no longer study ancient history so if you say Hannibal to them they assume you mean the fictional serial killer and not the guy from the A Team.
January 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Young people no longer study ancient history so if you say Hannibal to them they assume you mean the fictional serial killer and not the guy from the A Team.
Did you even watch Conclave if you didn't fully go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about the papal election process afterwards?
December 8, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Did you even watch Conclave if you didn't fully go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about the papal election process afterwards?