Rye⭐️
@flatcapdebugger.bsky.social
ACNH Dream Island: DA-4585-3255-9613
鈴木軍 is for the children.
#DontPanic #Tranquilo
鈴木軍 is for the children.
#DontPanic #Tranquilo
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January 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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This is the guy who accidentally let slip he pretends to be a tradwife online, presumably on another account
January 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This is the guy who accidentally let slip he pretends to be a tradwife online, presumably on another account
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Five armed masked federal agents to guard a Target restroom while Greg Bovino uses the facilities. A scene equally at home in authoritarian regimes and comedies about authoritarian regimes
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Five armed masked federal agents to guard a Target restroom while Greg Bovino uses the facilities. A scene equally at home in authoritarian regimes and comedies about authoritarian regimes
What even is that picture? It's like someone typed "The world's saddest hoagie on a bed of fries" into ChatGPT.
the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
What even is that picture? It's like someone typed "The world's saddest hoagie on a bed of fries" into ChatGPT.
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I will miss the fry pies.
January 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I will miss the fry pies.
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Why I'm on here: Spider-Crotch. 💓
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Why I'm on here: Spider-Crotch. 💓
I love this WCW World Championship Wrestling on the NES selection screen. You got Lex Luger looking like he's about to eat you, Ric Flair whose chin is a bicep somehow, a very tired Kevin Sullivan, and Mike Rotunda staring daggers at me. Dude, my employer hasn't even given me my W2 yet, chill out!
January 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I love this WCW World Championship Wrestling on the NES selection screen. You got Lex Luger looking like he's about to eat you, Ric Flair whose chin is a bicep somehow, a very tired Kevin Sullivan, and Mike Rotunda staring daggers at me. Dude, my employer hasn't even given me my W2 yet, chill out!
I'm just going to throw it out there that Kristi Noem killed a puppy because she didn't like that puppy. And she admitted it.
January 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I'm just going to throw it out there that Kristi Noem killed a puppy because she didn't like that puppy. And she admitted it.
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Show: Samurai Pizza Cats
Language: English
Country: Canada
Language: English
Country: Canada
January 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Show: Samurai Pizza Cats
Language: English
Country: Canada
Language: English
Country: Canada
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The Trump regime, by contrast, is operating in a true online propaganda echo chamber and many of them seem to experience genuine cognitive dissonance when popular reaction doesn't align with Vichy Twitter consensus.
(See, for example, Trump's unhinged poop bomber video posting)
(See, for example, Trump's unhinged poop bomber video posting)
January 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
The Trump regime, by contrast, is operating in a true online propaganda echo chamber and many of them seem to experience genuine cognitive dissonance when popular reaction doesn't align with Vichy Twitter consensus.
(See, for example, Trump's unhinged poop bomber video posting)
(See, for example, Trump's unhinged poop bomber video posting)
I have to get this out to a friend who doesn't live here: @fl4ky.bsky.social, let the world know that our dipshit of a president is Bender in that one episode of Futurama where he became Pharaoh of an Ancient Egypt planet. And that he was always like this and we saw this shit coming.
January 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I have to get this out to a friend who doesn't live here: @fl4ky.bsky.social, let the world know that our dipshit of a president is Bender in that one episode of Futurama where he became Pharaoh of an Ancient Egypt planet. And that he was always like this and we saw this shit coming.
"Nothing is needed to make me feel comfortable"
Me, requiring coffee and nopos to feel comfortable.
Me, requiring coffee and nopos to feel comfortable.
January 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
"Nothing is needed to make me feel comfortable"
Me, requiring coffee and nopos to feel comfortable.
Me, requiring coffee and nopos to feel comfortable.
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Watch out for the ONE question where they try to trick you by putting "I want AI" as the bottom option where EVERY other question has "I don't want AI" at the bottom!
January 10, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Watch out for the ONE question where they try to trick you by putting "I want AI" as the bottom option where EVERY other question has "I don't want AI" at the bottom!
"Pb" means Lead, derived from its Latin name, "Plumbum." The fact that it's only a yellow on the lickable chart scares me.
January 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
"Pb" means Lead, derived from its Latin name, "Plumbum." The fact that it's only a yellow on the lickable chart scares me.
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The periodic table mapped according to lickability
January 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The periodic table mapped according to lickability
Let me know: What about Annie Oakley could possibly make men shy away from her the way they do?
January 10, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Let me know: What about Annie Oakley could possibly make men shy away from her the way they do?
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Give another bottle of champagne to someone in need.🍾
困っている人がいたらお手伝いするのが妖精ってもんですっ☆
困っている人がいたらお手伝いするのが妖精ってもんですっ☆
January 10, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Give another bottle of champagne to someone in need.🍾
困っている人がいたらお手伝いするのが妖精ってもんですっ☆
困っている人がいたらお手伝いするのが妖精ってもんですっ☆
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they should invent weed-free weed gummies
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 AM
they should invent weed-free weed gummies
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Discord is trying to add new AI features to their platform. They're asking people to fill out a survey on how they feel about AI and what "value" it would add to their platform. Please take a few minutes to fill it out and tell them to fuck off with AI.
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January 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Discord is trying to add new AI features to their platform. They're asking people to fill out a survey on how they feel about AI and what "value" it would add to their platform. Please take a few minutes to fill it out and tell them to fuck off with AI.
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once again we are all tapping the sign
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
once again we are all tapping the sign
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My 2026 will be the year of Melina posting. This is Melina.
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 AM
My 2026 will be the year of Melina posting. This is Melina.
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Preventing the sharing of sexualised images of children is “censorship” according to Elon Musk.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Musk says X outcry is 'excuse for censorship'
The government is urging Ofcom to use all its powers – up to and including an effective ban – against X.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Preventing the sharing of sexualised images of children is “censorship” according to Elon Musk.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...