Moanin’ Obukhov
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Moanin’ Obukhov
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· Jul 11
i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.
and yet, here we all are — billions of us — existing because our processors successfully raised their children without having to ask a fuckin’ computer how to feed and shelter them. what a grifting dweeb.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
and yet, here we all are — billions of us — existing because our processors successfully raised their children without having to ask a fuckin’ computer how to feed and shelter them. what a grifting dweeb.
QT better leave this national treasure alone.
Matthew Lillard reacts to Quentin Tarantino's comments about him
"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
QT better leave this national treasure alone.
today marks two years since i gave up alcohol for personal reasons. if that’s a goal for you this upcoming year—whether for better health, better sleep, overcoming abuse/addiction, or just because—you can do it!
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
today marks two years since i gave up alcohol for personal reasons. if that’s a goal for you this upcoming year—whether for better health, better sleep, overcoming abuse/addiction, or just because—you can do it!
@realgdt.bsky.social My wife and I were able to find tickets to Frankenstein at a small local theatre. We really enjoyed your adaptation!
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@realgdt.bsky.social My wife and I were able to find tickets to Frankenstein at a small local theatre. We really enjoyed your adaptation!
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it's called strangerman, chuck, and it's on the splinter channel nutflex, the political wing of the eastern stream-alliance, a subsidiary of the manytime fitness collective
Can't wait to watch STRANGER THINGS VS SUPERMAN on the new streaming service, NETBOFLIX+ NOW GO MOBILE ULTIMATE which I got on a Black Friday deal for $112 a month
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
it's called strangerman, chuck, and it's on the splinter channel nutflex, the political wing of the eastern stream-alliance, a subsidiary of the manytime fitness collective
i can’t think of a single thing that could possibly go wrong by allowing wealth and property and markets to continue consolidating to the few.
It’s Official: Netflix to Acquire Warner Bros. in Deal Valued at $82.7 Billion
The streaming giant's proposal includes a $5.8 billion breakup fee and promises to maintain Warner Bros. current operations, "including theatrical releases." Theater owners are already speaking out.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i can’t think of a single thing that could possibly go wrong by allowing wealth and property and markets to continue consolidating to the few.
this is great news. software design at apple has been in the shitter for a decade. hopefully the new guy will help software match the quality of the recent hardware renaissance.
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
this is great news. software design at apple has been in the shitter for a decade. hopefully the new guy will help software match the quality of the recent hardware renaissance.
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
me, an apple music user, every year when my pals with spotify show off their cool wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
me, an apple music user, every year when my pals with spotify show off their cool wrapped.
i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.
July 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.