I think my eyes are just messing with me now. Nope, no typos. All good. Hit send.

Processors. FFS. Predecessors.

propose changing optical depth/thickness to optical thiccness.

Insert joke about the field goal missing to the right and for it being, like his views on gender roles, no good.

thanks!

In all seriousness, I’m hope you’re okay and I now know what to get you for Christmas.

I’m partial to dinosaur-ass birds like the shoebill or cassowary.

Stephen Miller. I’d start every sentence with, “As a racist Nazi shitbird, Stephen Miller …”. Then most of the documentary would be us harassing him in public so that he never enjoys a moment of peace.”

“Instead of grades, I’m handing out verses from the <non-bible religious text>”

“Unfortunately, MWF conflicts with my <random religion> beliefs, so no class all semester!”

“We don’t want to discriminate, so I’ve given everyone a 0—which is what the university has shown your degree to be worth.”

If I were faculty here, I’d try to find creative ways to land myself in the President’s office like Bart Simpson.

“Today, kids, we’re are learning dynamics through the lens of <religion that will trigger Christofascists>”

“Please describe Navier-Stokes in the voice of <random deity>”