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Moanin’ Obukhov
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Scientist (allegedly). Connoisseur of memes and existential dread. Ephemeral.
Pinned
i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.
QT better leave this national treasure alone.
Matthew Lillard reacts to Quentin Tarantino's comments about him

"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
today marks two years since i gave up alcohol for personal reasons. if that’s a goal for you this upcoming year—whether for better health, better sleep, overcoming abuse/addiction, or just because—you can do it!
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
@realgdt.bsky.social My wife and I were able to find tickets to Frankenstein at a small local theatre. We really enjoyed your adaptation!
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Moanin’ Obukhov
it's called strangerman, chuck, and it's on the splinter channel nutflex, the political wing of the eastern stream-alliance, a subsidiary of the manytime fitness collective
Can't wait to watch STRANGER THINGS VS SUPERMAN on the new streaming service, NETBOFLIX+ NOW GO MOBILE ULTIMATE which I got on a Black Friday deal for $112 a month
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i can’t think of a single thing that could possibly go wrong by allowing wealth and property and markets to continue consolidating to the few.
It’s Official: Netflix to Acquire Warner Bros. in Deal Valued at $82.7 Billion
The streaming giant's proposal includes a $5.8 billion breakup fee and promises to maintain Warner Bros. current operations, "including theatrical releases." Theater owners are already speaking out.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
this is great news. software design at apple has been in the shitter for a decade. hopefully the new guy will help software match the quality of the recent hardware renaissance.
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Reposted by Moanin’ Obukhov
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
me, an apple music user, every year when my pals with spotify show off their cool wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
happy meal, indeed
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
honored.
August 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.
July 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM