Jordan, a festive guy
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Jordan Hirsch
Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.
Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice
DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley
https://jordanhirsch.net
He/him
Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.
Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice
DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley
https://jordanhirsch.net
He/him
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The 2025 Holiday Music That Doesn't Suck Playlist
2025 Holiday Music That Doesn't Suck Playlist - Christmas music, Chanukah music, hip holiday music
wiredformusic.blogspot.com
Well Bluesky, even though I'm experiencing a crippling headache for the 8th day in a row, I still posted my annual Holiday Music That Doesn't Suck playlist for you. Enjoy, you filthy animals.
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Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
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I think Hakeem Jeffries thinks he is doing a good job
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
she simply on my wonderful until I christmastime
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
she simply on my wonderful until I christmastime
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Release the reverse-Spotify Wrapped showing us how many times their ICE recruitment ads run, how much money Spotify gets paid to air them, & how little money everyone's Top 5 bands make on their platform
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Release the reverse-Spotify Wrapped showing us how many times their ICE recruitment ads run, how much money Spotify gets paid to air them, & how little money everyone's Top 5 bands make on their platform
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but I also believe there's a strong floor, no ceiling*
*in terms of the numbers of naps
*in terms of the numbers of naps
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
but I also believe there's a strong floor, no ceiling*
*in terms of the numbers of naps
*in terms of the numbers of naps
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I've released my annual Holiday Music That Doesn't Suck playlist. 🎅🎧🎄
Come for @tmbg.bsky.social, stay for @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
wiredformusic.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
Come for @tmbg.bsky.social, stay for @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
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The 2025 Holiday Music That Doesn't Suck Playlist
2025 Holiday Music That Doesn't Suck Playlist - Christmas music, Chanukah music, hip holiday music
wiredformusic.blogspot.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I've released my annual Holiday Music That Doesn't Suck playlist. 🎅🎧🎄
Come for @tmbg.bsky.social, stay for @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
wiredformusic.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
Come for @tmbg.bsky.social, stay for @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
wiredformusic.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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We’re into December and therefore Christmas Horror Movie season. If you wanted to watch a Christmas horror movie a day throughout December, you can still do it! Here are my 31 favourite Christmas horror films, ranked so that they just keep getting better and better… Finish your 2025 off right!
31 Days of Christmas Horror
Our holiday horror list suggests 31 films to keep viewers entertained throughout December, offering a mix of goofy and gory content. There’s a festive fright for everyone. Enjoy the seasonal …
whitlockandpope.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 AM
We’re into December and therefore Christmas Horror Movie season. If you wanted to watch a Christmas horror movie a day throughout December, you can still do it! Here are my 31 favourite Christmas horror films, ranked so that they just keep getting better and better… Finish your 2025 off right!
I can't believe I voted for this bitch
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I can't believe I voted for this bitch
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love when non-Jews accuse Jews of being too stupid to... support Israel's genocide
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
love when non-Jews accuse Jews of being too stupid to... support Israel's genocide
Having lived off Court for 7 years, and getting around by bike, foot, and car during that time, I can tell you that having a bike lane there would have been a boon for everyone who traveled on that road. Everyone.
The thing is, even those people won. They just don’t know it or care, but we’re fighting for their safety too.
Right wingers & reactionaries lost when Brooklyn’s Court Street gained a bike lane.
It’s now safer, quieter, easier to cross the street, bikes and cars aren’t intermixed, and car traffic doesn’t speed only to halt at reds.
And contrary to their lies, ambulances move just fine:
It’s now safer, quieter, easier to cross the street, bikes and cars aren’t intermixed, and car traffic doesn’t speed only to halt at reds.
And contrary to their lies, ambulances move just fine:
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Having lived off Court for 7 years, and getting around by bike, foot, and car during that time, I can tell you that having a bike lane there would have been a boon for everyone who traveled on that road. Everyone.
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DINOSAUR$
James Cameron on how close he came to directing 1993’s Jurassic Park & what he thinks of Steven Spielberg’s adaptation. I love this for the honesty, modesty & graciousness of Cameron’s reflections. (It’s from the latest edition of the estimable Empire magazine.)
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
DINOSAUR$
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
DINOSAUR$
James Cameron on how close he came to directing 1993’s Jurassic Park & what he thinks of Steven Spielberg’s adaptation. I love this for the honesty, modesty & graciousness of Cameron’s reflections. (It’s from the latest edition of the estimable Empire magazine.)
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
DINOSAUR$
Someone just told me that I had sent them "the best marketing email I've read in a long time."
That felt good.
That felt good.
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Someone just told me that I had sent them "the best marketing email I've read in a long time."
That felt good.
That felt good.
Revisited an old Shane Black movie I remember loving, and it was so sexist, homophobic, and ridiculously high on its own perceived cleverness that we turned it off after a half hour
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Revisited an old Shane Black movie I remember loving, and it was so sexist, homophobic, and ridiculously high on its own perceived cleverness that we turned it off after a half hour
@pkryan.bsky.social are you finally ready to take meaningful action against the most corrupt administration of all time? Or is it not politically the right thing to do yet???
Normalize impeachment.
It's the most basic duty of a member of Congress and the beginning of accountability.
It's the most basic duty of a member of Congress and the beginning of accountability.
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
@pkryan.bsky.social are you finally ready to take meaningful action against the most corrupt administration of all time? Or is it not politically the right thing to do yet???
"my kid has my exact taste in music and loves all the bands I love!"
cool, man, my kid has their own taste in things
cool, man, my kid has their own taste in things
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"my kid has my exact taste in music and loves all the bands I love!"
cool, man, my kid has their own taste in things
cool, man, my kid has their own taste in things
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Me showing people Street Trash (1987)
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Me showing people Street Trash (1987)
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Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
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Loser Mike Johnson is pissed that we’re gaining ground in forcing a vote on extending ACA tax credits.
So let’s get even louder:
So let’s get even louder:
Tell Congress: Support discharge petition to force vote on ACA tax credits
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Loser Mike Johnson is pissed that we’re gaining ground in forcing a vote on extending ACA tax credits.
So let’s get even louder:
So let’s get even louder:
Me showing people Street Trash (1987)
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Me showing people Street Trash (1987)
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Hi everyone! Happy December! I thought it would be fun to put together a 25 Days of Christmas Horror streaming guide giving you one movie a day. Available to both paid & free subscribers: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/25-days-of-o...
Shares/subs are greatly appreciated - cheers! 🎄
Shares/subs are greatly appreciated - cheers! 🎄
25 Days of Christmas Horror Streams
Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hi everyone! Happy December! I thought it would be fun to put together a 25 Days of Christmas Horror streaming guide giving you one movie a day. Available to both paid & free subscribers: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/25-days-of-o...
Shares/subs are greatly appreciated - cheers! 🎄
Shares/subs are greatly appreciated - cheers! 🎄