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Jordan Hirsch

Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned.

Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice

DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley

https://jordanhirsch.net

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Ahhhh
Your muted words: "Spotify wrapped"
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Felt better for a couple hours so I made gingerbread cheesecake cookies
Tray full of gingerbread cookies rolled in green sugar Tray full of gingerbread cookies rolled in green sugar
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! I'm doing my #LastFourWatched in this ugly format bc letterboxd shows me adding some missing movies form this summer as "recent activity"
Letterboxd diary entries for Blood Rage, The Abominable Snowman, Theatre of Blood, and The Innocents
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Oh, I get it, the test is if you go past this screen you don't have #ADHD
Welcome to your adhd assessment. Start Assessment (15 minute test)
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Pat Robertson saying Jesus I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Movie poster for George Romero's Day of the Dead
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Principal Skinner saying: Is genocide bad? NO. IT'S THE CHILDREN WHO ARE WRONG.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a rock opera about Jesus, a parody of a rock opera about Jesus, a remix of one of my favorite '80s horror movies and a brilliantly done chiller of a ghost story from 1961

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Movie posters for Jesus Christ Superstar, AD/BC, Silent Night Deadly Night 2, and The Innocents
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Friend posted this in the group chat last night, and: #goals
I'm going to smoke some pot and pee outdoors
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Problematic grave snap
Meme of the guy flashing a peace sign at the gravestone of Oliver Queen
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Always good to see the #horror experts on my side, thank you @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
Joe Bob Briggs hosting his show saying: you know we should have a debate sometime... Joe Bob Briggs saying: which is better, Hereditary or Street Trash? Darcy the Mail Girl saying: Oh, it's Street Trash. Darcy the Mail Girl saying: Debate over. Done.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Nice ass day
Trees full of autumn leaves against a blue sky with big white and gray clouds, the foreground is full of leaves on the ground
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Here's my #LastFourWatched, too tired to do a writeup this time, enjoy
Movie posters for Thanksgiving, Predators, Predator 2, Predator: Badlands
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Kid from the Simpsons holding a Malibu Stacy doll and saying "there's something wrong with what my Stacy says."
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Post a meme made by you
Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying "I think they're neat!" Marge is labeled Mitch McConnell and the potato is labeled Evictions & Starvation
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Movie poster for LA Confidential
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Nice ass day (feat. dog)
Clover, a gorgeous white dog with black spots and a big black patch over half her face, wearing a thundershirt, standing on ground covered with fall leaves Ducks in a marsh A narrow creek Clover, a gorgeous white dog with black spots and a big black patch over half her face, wearing a thundershirt, standing on ground covered with fall leaves
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include an experimental ghost story, a thrilling comedy classic, a gory sendup of 80s action films, and a middling Australian horror flick
Movie posters for Wolf Creek, Predator, The Princess Bride, and Enys Men
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Rest in Piss, Dick.
Skinner and Lisa from the Simpsons. Skinner is leaning through a broken window talking to Lisa. Dialogue: "Principal Skinner, you're just stealing." "Welcome to Dick Cheney's America."
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Nice ass day
Sun shining through tall trees with leaves on the ground all around Creek with autumn trees all around Me and my hot wife in the forest
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Thank you for your service, guy dressed up as Ghostface outside the starbucks on November 2nd
A guy in a Ghostface costume waving next to a giant light pole with trees in the background
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The Treehouse of Horror scene where the demon is force feeding donuts to homer except this time the text reads: you like boobs, do you?
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."
Robby the Robot, posing with Rod Serling
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I took out all the window AC units and bathed the dog
Jeb Bush saying "PLEASE CLAP"
October 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM