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All posts featuring ordnance are inert/training items or are just random pics from net. Effects not so special. Characters and events depicted are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to the real world is coincidental, consider the real world is far crazier than anything I say. Your mileage may vary.
If anyone needs me I'll be playing "STALKER 2" and listening to "Dirge for Earth"
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"In crapitalist Ruzzia, pants wear you!"
I’m not surprised that this robot has a hole in its head.
But why is it not wearing any pants?
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Bitter struggle on the right between people who hate 100% of Jews and people who hate 75% of Jews
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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AMAZEBALLS! #aurora
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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NEW: I wrote about Nasa's rather incredible system for detecting tsunamis, in near real-time, by *analysing GNSS signals*.

Some tsunamis are so big, they cause ripples in the Earth's atmosphere big enough to affect GPS.

www.bbc.co.uk/future/artic...
'It sounded kind of crazy': How ripples in the high atmosphere warned scientists of a tsunami in real time
Tsunamis are notoriously difficult to spot on the open ocean as they race towards shore. But in the summer of 2025, scientists watched one unfold as it happened.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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A very energetic X5 solar flare occured hours ago from AR 4274. This is the sixth strongest flare of the current solar cycle. A fast, full-halo CME has left the Sun and will probably hit Earth in a couple days. This week could see some fairly intense geomagnetic storming...
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"Kermit in drag singing "I've Grown Accustomed to Your Face" until being eaten by the skull from Hamlet" is not a sentence I expected to stumble across today.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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The minute Charles threw Andrew out, I was like, "Oh shit, MI-5 clearly got the files and they are a million times worse than we already think they are," so yeah.
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'm reminded of a Sherlock Holmes line:

"The lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside"
1. In the wake on Mamdani’s win, we’ll see a lot more far right anti-urban sentiment. Here’s a thread on its roots and evolution.

The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Just arrived: Advance copies of the first revised edition of Cult of the Dead Cow.
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Today in 1963, the “Twilight Zone” episode “The Old Man in the Cave” aired for the first time on CBS. Set in 1974, 10 years after a nuclear war, survivors in a remote town must choose whether to continue to follow the advice of their leader and an unseen old man or a cadre of newly-arrived soldiers.
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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At 1: 35 AM PDT Wed., the US conducted a flight test (Glory Trip 254) of an unarmed Minuteman III ICBM from Vandenberg Space Force Base, CA. The missile (from Warren AFB, WY) was launched by a crew on a Navy E-6B using the Airborne Launch Control System. www.vandenberg.spaceforce.mil/News/Article...
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Take your passions seriously and invest in yourself, even if others think it’s silly. The worst person you can ever let down is you.🫰🏻
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I MAKE CHEESE, YOU COUNTRY BUMPKIN?

(I honestly have no idea what they were going for there.)
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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“..You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you... for the last time will you sit down”
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Today in 1983, NATO began ABLE ARCHER 83, a European-wide nuclear weapons release exercise that paranoid Soviet leaders feared was a cover story for a nuclear first strike and “may have inadvertently placed our relations with the Soviet Union on a hair trigger.” nsarchive2.gwu.edu/nukevault/eb...
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Today in 1971, the United States conducted CANNIKIN, its largest-ever underground nuclear test. A Spartan antiballistic missile carrying a W71 thermonuclear warhead was lowered into a 7.5-foot-wide, 5,873-foot-deep shaft beneath Amchitka Island, Alaska, and detonated. The yield was about 5 Megatons.
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A question I've had a few folks ask me -- what's the difference between a "gas gun" and a "grenade launcher"?

37/38mm "gas guns" are essentially 1.5" flare launchers, an evolution of the 26.5mm/1" flare guns, descended from the Very Pistol. One might assume this naming was about being "very" useful
As another aside, Federal Labs and Lake Erie Chemical were the inspiration for the US military M79 grenade launcher, 40mm. Neither got the contract to make it, but I suspect (need to research it) either or both got contracts to make 40mm CS projectiles for it, or at least made the CS
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Many may not realize that as smooth-bore 37mm launchers, these aren't "guns" in the US (in the legal sense), they are in the same category as flare launchers. That's at the high level, there are some complicating details where they can be considered NFA "destructive devices".
Now, this plethora of gas guns was clearly marketed to a police and prison market.
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM