Kali 🅅 🏳️‍⚧️🛠️
banner
radicalkjax.com
Kali 🅅 🏳️‍⚧️🛠️
@radicalkjax.com
🌻👩🏼‍💻🧘🏼‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️🔮✨🌕🐇| She/Her | weeb | nerd | goober | DⒶLL | hack-a-doodler | smartest airhead

Hire me 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

🏠 https://radicalkjax.com
👸🏼 @malwarEvangelist.com
🪾 @scopecreep.zip
💍 @usrbinkat.io
🎥 @spiritstream.live
☀️ Sacramento, CA 🐻
Pinned
Intro to me:

Hi, my name’s Kali (yes, really).
I’m just your friendly neighborhood transfem hacker. 💜

👩🏼‍💼I build things for fun and for a living

Check out my projects:
👸🏼 malwarEvangelist.com
🤖 github.com/radicalkjax/...

Other than that, I’m just a dweeb who talks about 🤷🏼‍♀️ and uses too many emojis.✨
New book 🥰
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Really not a fan that standard status messages are arrays of the red/green spectrum 😒
February 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I’ve been through lots of audio setups, but the one that makes my ears happiest still is Senn. HD598’s with the ASUS STX Essense II 🥰✨🎶
February 17, 2026 at 5:02 AM
^_^
February 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I lived in front of this barn!! I played with baby goats and chickens in this barn. I pet and fed the cows at that dairy 🥰

There used to be two white house’s out front. One blew up because of a bad cook while I was there. 😶‍🌫️
February 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Coffee and rain with puppies 🥰🥰🥰
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
One time I sent a girl a DM on Twitter. We dreamed about life while watching Halt & Catch Fire together over the internet.

Now we binge-watch shows on Valentines Day together in bed. Life is amazing 🥰
February 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Did you know you can raise Cortana from the dead if you know the correct hex?
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Pluribus is 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
February 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Is it that I computer good or is that I actually computer bad?
a cartoon cat with glasses and a lollipop says the world may never know .
ALT: a cartoon cat with glasses and a lollipop says the world may never know .
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM
More fun with noises ✨
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
CREEPY. NO. DON’T LIKE.

Happened to see this when scrolling and idk this person. She’s too relaxed and doesn’t seem like there’s a swarm of bees in her head.
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
**Waiting in line at In-N-Out**

Her: what is taking forever?

Me: I guess it’s not “in and out” huh? Oh, wait, actually it is!!!

It’s In - N - Out!!! N is an int for non-determined time!!

Her: …no math burgers
February 13, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Agents hitting 100k context tokens for “Hello World”
what does high score mean gifs.com is displayed above a pizza box
ALT: what does high score mean gifs.com is displayed above a pizza box
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
You should see her talk. She’s amazing and has lots of great things to share 💜✨
The future (of cloud) is (browser) management.

I'll be speaking at SCALE 23x in LA March 5-8, and for the first time it's my presentation as a technologist instead of a corporate presentation for shareholder value.

I really can't wait to see you there!

www.socallinuxexpo.org/scale/23x
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Is cute 💜
February 12, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The dent in my head isn’t as denty ☺️
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
[insert super based anti-{current_tech} opinion here]
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I re’d an exe completely with Claude today and was pretty impressed. Knew to use radare2 right away and packaged up all the assets with a nice report for me. 😇
February 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Xfire, my love, where were you when we needed you most?
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I really wish I didn’t have situational anxiety. It prevents me from talking to others and reaching for the things I want/need to do.

The body remembers.
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
So stoked for new season of Invincible ✨✨✨
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Reposted by Kali 🅅 🏳️‍⚧️🛠️
she wort on my wort till i wort wort wort
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
She’s so beautiful 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM