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But dad’s being evaluated for a top tier rehab in Chicago
And while that sounds a little terrifying, it would be worth the distance to get him some actual help
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
But dad’s being evaluated for a top tier rehab in Chicago
And while that sounds a little terrifying, it would be worth the distance to get him some actual help
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
We HAVE to stop adding more energy into our global weather systems. The rate of change is approaching an extinction event.
In 2025, global warming delivered the 3rd warmest year since measurements began. A modest step down from 2024's records, but still well above 20th century norms.
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We HAVE to stop adding more energy into our global weather systems. The rate of change is approaching an extinction event.
my friends this is an actual odyssey
my friends this is an actual odyssey
A lateral turn mattress so my dad will for sure be turned at least a little without having to wait hours for staff to do it - $5,000
I gotta figure this out and fast
A lateral turn mattress so my dad will for sure be turned at least a little without having to wait hours for staff to do it - $5,000
I gotta figure this out and fast
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(she will also probably take an interesting visit to the brick museum whilst there)
But hopefully there'll be positive movement tomorrow, when dad gets transferred back to the original hospital that treated him
I'm just kind of at a point of exhaustion with these healthcare professionals not listening to anything
But no rehab, only LTACH
But hopefully there'll be positive movement tomorrow, when dad gets transferred back to the original hospital that treated him
I'm just kind of at a point of exhaustion with these healthcare professionals not listening to anything
But no rehab, only LTACH
I need a big fluffy couch so I can just sit with him for a couple hours every night 😩 (I’d sit on the floor but anytime I get on his level he gets so excited that he tries to murder me)
I need a big fluffy couch so I can just sit with him for a couple hours every night 😩 (I’d sit on the floor but anytime I get on his level he gets so excited that he tries to murder me)
2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…
You'd have to have 50 states and DC all just ignore the plain text of the Constitution.
You should focus on something more realistic.
You'd have to have 50 states and DC all just ignore the plain text of the Constitution.
You should focus on something more realistic.
Okay
I think I can breathe for now.
Big crashout
Big
But we gotta find a path forward
The only way out is through
Okay
I think I can breathe for now.
Big crashout
Big
But we gotta find a path forward
The only way out is through
but we are still going to need to vote
but we are still going to need to vote
So sleepy
But I can’t leave until they find a call light that dad can access
Of which there seems to be only one in the building and no one knows where it is
Also my poor dog is probably in absolute fits right now because I fed him yesterday around 9pm and then never came back 😭
So sleepy
But I can’t leave until they find a call light that dad can access
Of which there seems to be only one in the building and no one knows where it is
Also my poor dog is probably in absolute fits right now because I fed him yesterday around 9pm and then never came back 😭
And gang
I might need bail money soon
Holy shit
And gang
I might need bail money soon
Holy shit
But I don’t think this is Oppenough
“We both have films opening on December 18th, and we decided to coin a name for it... We’re thinking ‘Dunesday'"
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But I don’t think this is Oppenough
And dad keeps doin freaky stuff, I am pretty sure it’s just due to him being exhausted
His eyes keep rolling back and he’ll sleep a little
Then wake up and mutter something and then have no idea what he said
When I ask if he’s okay he just goes
“i dunno”
And dad keeps doin freaky stuff, I am pretty sure it’s just due to him being exhausted
His eyes keep rolling back and he’ll sleep a little
Then wake up and mutter something and then have no idea what he said
When I ask if he’s okay he just goes
“i dunno”
He's being transported to a hospital because he hasn't gotten much sleep the past two days and today is having trouble breathing
Please let it just be something easy to fix