Tomorrow is Columbo's Day, so remember to eat the traditional chili dogs, wear your best disheveled raincoat, and above all, don't let any rich assholes get away with anything

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

omfg he's *still* big mad about that milkshake

Our volunteers have been 3D printing whistles for ICE watch. Make your own today at 7016 N Clark St in Rogers Park from 12-3pm!

WHAT people.com/diane-keaton...

Not sure why Tom Dart is enforcing Broadview's arguably unconstitutional executive order but he and the State's Attorney are making some interesting choices these days regarding both immigration and protest of federal abuse

"back you go, to wait for a woman with less discriminatin' tastes."

Lol, lmao even

Hey Minnesota: ICE is now on the ground in NE Minneapolis. See thread. Stay alert everyone!

let him cook

OMG AMAZING

Best time in the year to post this banger, then.

Happening now: we're at the Broadview ICE facility outside Chicago.

CCSO + Broadview police are telling protesters + press they can't stand on the west side of 25th Street for any reason.

We asked what the precise public safety issue is. They just said they're anticipating cars coming through.

it's not FOR us

happy re-animation day to all who celebrate

This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.

"I cannot begin to tell you how difficult and unnerving it is to have been in Chicago these past few weeks; to exist indefinitely in the contradictory space between knowing and living."

Kind of feels like feds occupying our city for a month, killing one person and shooting another while attacking neighborhoods with chemical weapons and kidnapping hundreds of people already counts as a civil war whether the Guard arrives or not, but what do we know?

Lol ok

Little Free Anti-ICE Libraries: yesterday multiple people were abducted by ICE in my Chicago neighborhood (Avondale). This morning I added 40 ICE alert whistles to three different LFLs, including one box that is about a block from one of the kidnappings. I have ordered 700 whistles.

so many of their cons and conspiracies is written in the key of "imagining how a world after they've let most of us die from climate change would work", so it's a sort of comfort to me that when that happens they're going to be crying at AI videos of nonexistent medbeds like "i have cancer, fix me"

Hearing 3-4 protesters remain in federal custody. It's unclear right now if they'll be out tonight or later.

In a not at all shocking move, most released appeared to be white cis men, some women and men of color reportedly still in custody.

We have to call it for now. Will provide update in AM

here's a thought, endorse mamdani you supercilious do-nothing