Blattgemuese (he/it)
@exblattgemuese.bsky.social
he/it | emo trans dude w/ depression & audhd | dyspraxic (aka dxed clumsy) | posting in German and English
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habt ihr eigentlich auch so geheime heterosexuelle Neigungen die ihr manchmal auslebt?
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
habt ihr eigentlich auch so geheime heterosexuelle Neigungen die ihr manchmal auslebt?
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CN Zahnarzt
Wie lange halten bei euch Betäubungen im Mund? Die sagten so "ja, wenn in 2-3h die Betäubung nachlässt, können Sie was essen", und bei mir sind Betäubungen NIE nach 3h weg, das dauert immer länger.
Wie lange halten bei euch Betäubungen im Mund? Die sagten so "ja, wenn in 2-3h die Betäubung nachlässt, können Sie was essen", und bei mir sind Betäubungen NIE nach 3h weg, das dauert immer länger.
December 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
CN Zahnarzt
Wie lange halten bei euch Betäubungen im Mund? Die sagten so "ja, wenn in 2-3h die Betäubung nachlässt, können Sie was essen", und bei mir sind Betäubungen NIE nach 3h weg, das dauert immer länger.
Wie lange halten bei euch Betäubungen im Mund? Die sagten so "ja, wenn in 2-3h die Betäubung nachlässt, können Sie was essen", und bei mir sind Betäubungen NIE nach 3h weg, das dauert immer länger.
I use iNaturalist like it's irl pokemon go
maybe I should start birding as a hobby
maybe I should start birding as a hobby
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I use iNaturalist like it's irl pokemon go
maybe I should start birding as a hobby
maybe I should start birding as a hobby
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this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
"ai improves the internet"
about 50% of my image search for "cat skeleton":
about 50% of my image search for "cat skeleton":
December 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"ai improves the internet"
about 50% of my image search for "cat skeleton":
about 50% of my image search for "cat skeleton":
hoarder households are so weird cause you'll always be missing some items that you'd think people just have, but on the other hand there are random ass items that you'll never run out of.
Like, zero usable screws but a couple hundred nails (they're all gigantic)
Like, zero usable screws but a couple hundred nails (they're all gigantic)
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
hoarder households are so weird cause you'll always be missing some items that you'd think people just have, but on the other hand there are random ass items that you'll never run out of.
Like, zero usable screws but a couple hundred nails (they're all gigantic)
Like, zero usable screws but a couple hundred nails (they're all gigantic)
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
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You would stop approximately a hundred times more child sex abuse by passing a law saying kids aren't allowed to go to church, be around cops, or play sports than you would with a social media ban. Weird how you're not supporting that! Why do you hate children and want them to be sexually abused?
December 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You would stop approximately a hundred times more child sex abuse by passing a law saying kids aren't allowed to go to church, be around cops, or play sports than you would with a social media ban. Weird how you're not supporting that! Why do you hate children and want them to be sexually abused?
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Contrary to popular belief, more time on social media doesn't make kids anxious or depressed: kids who are already anxious or depressed spend more time on social media, because it's where they find support, community, and help from their peers.
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Contrary to popular belief, more time on social media doesn't make kids anxious or depressed: kids who are already anxious or depressed spend more time on social media, because it's where they find support, community, and help from their peers.
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If you don't want your kids on social media, that's an individual parenting choice I will think you're foolish for making, but you can make it. You don't get to make that choice for someone else's parenting and someone else's kids.
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you don't want your kids on social media, that's an individual parenting choice I will think you're foolish for making, but you can make it. You don't get to make that choice for someone else's parenting and someone else's kids.
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Me after I shit the bed: "That served as an important learning moment, huh guys?"
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Me after I shit the bed: "That served as an important learning moment, huh guys?"
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A couple people have asked and so I want to be clear: YES please do a version of this story for your local sports mascots. Send it to me! This is what I want my legacy to be!
Bay Area Sports Mascots Ranked by the Ultimate Experts: Furries
Everybody has an opinion on mascots, but what do the real masters of the fur think?
www.coyotemedia.org
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A couple people have asked and so I want to be clear: YES please do a version of this story for your local sports mascots. Send it to me! This is what I want my legacy to be!
cn rant
this is supposed to be my last regular semester but I'm having a really hard time. And it's getting to me, gnawing at my selfworth.
I want to be done. It's not even that much workload. But I struggle to show up to my one in-person-event a week. 1/2
this is supposed to be my last regular semester but I'm having a really hard time. And it's getting to me, gnawing at my selfworth.
I want to be done. It's not even that much workload. But I struggle to show up to my one in-person-event a week. 1/2
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
cn rant
this is supposed to be my last regular semester but I'm having a really hard time. And it's getting to me, gnawing at my selfworth.
I want to be done. It's not even that much workload. But I struggle to show up to my one in-person-event a week. 1/2
this is supposed to be my last regular semester but I'm having a really hard time. And it's getting to me, gnawing at my selfworth.
I want to be done. It's not even that much workload. But I struggle to show up to my one in-person-event a week. 1/2
sometimes you can tell I got that dino nugget autism
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
sometimes you can tell I got that dino nugget autism
es sagt viel über meinen Vitaminkonsum und meinen Autismus aus, dass ich mir heute eine (1) Orange geholt hab weil mir eine Packung Mandarinen zu viel gewesen wäre.
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
es sagt viel über meinen Vitaminkonsum und meinen Autismus aus, dass ich mir heute eine (1) Orange geholt hab weil mir eine Packung Mandarinen zu viel gewesen wäre.
we gotta start distinguishing more between machine learning and ai.
Whenever people tell me the good things about ai, they're usually talking about specialized algorithms and machine learning, which is not the same as the forest burning hallucinating plagiarizm machine.
Whenever people tell me the good things about ai, they're usually talking about specialized algorithms and machine learning, which is not the same as the forest burning hallucinating plagiarizm machine.
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
we gotta start distinguishing more between machine learning and ai.
Whenever people tell me the good things about ai, they're usually talking about specialized algorithms and machine learning, which is not the same as the forest burning hallucinating plagiarizm machine.
Whenever people tell me the good things about ai, they're usually talking about specialized algorithms and machine learning, which is not the same as the forest burning hallucinating plagiarizm machine.
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Es gibt Foto-Agenturen für lizensfreie Bilder, d.h. Bilder, die ihr umsonst verwenden könnt, solange es nicht-kommerziell bleibt. Es gibt auch Foto- oder Grafikmenschen, die für queere Projekte/Umfragen/Petitionen umsonst arbeiten würden (hi, hmu!). Es gibt Alternativen zu KI-Dreck. ❤️
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Es gibt Foto-Agenturen für lizensfreie Bilder, d.h. Bilder, die ihr umsonst verwenden könnt, solange es nicht-kommerziell bleibt. Es gibt auch Foto- oder Grafikmenschen, die für queere Projekte/Umfragen/Petitionen umsonst arbeiten würden (hi, hmu!). Es gibt Alternativen zu KI-Dreck. ❤️
cn spinne
ich hab grad einfach ne Nosferatu Spinne gesehen omg
das ist so cool ich dachte die seien ein Mythos weil da alle so Panik schieben, wie damals mit den Bananen-Spinnen
ich hab grad einfach ne Nosferatu Spinne gesehen omg
das ist so cool ich dachte die seien ein Mythos weil da alle so Panik schieben, wie damals mit den Bananen-Spinnen
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
cn spinne
ich hab grad einfach ne Nosferatu Spinne gesehen omg
das ist so cool ich dachte die seien ein Mythos weil da alle so Panik schieben, wie damals mit den Bananen-Spinnen
ich hab grad einfach ne Nosferatu Spinne gesehen omg
das ist so cool ich dachte die seien ein Mythos weil da alle so Panik schieben, wie damals mit den Bananen-Spinnen
immer wenn ich eigentlich Uni schwänzen will, mich dann aber doch hinzwinge, fallen meine Züge/Bahnen spontan aus.
Würde ja sagen das ist ein Zeichen zu Hause zu bleiben aber zur Haltestelle muss ich ja trotzdem gehen und da ewig rumwarten um das festzustellen.
Würde ja sagen das ist ein Zeichen zu Hause zu bleiben aber zur Haltestelle muss ich ja trotzdem gehen und da ewig rumwarten um das festzustellen.
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
immer wenn ich eigentlich Uni schwänzen will, mich dann aber doch hinzwinge, fallen meine Züge/Bahnen spontan aus.
Würde ja sagen das ist ein Zeichen zu Hause zu bleiben aber zur Haltestelle muss ich ja trotzdem gehen und da ewig rumwarten um das festzustellen.
Würde ja sagen das ist ein Zeichen zu Hause zu bleiben aber zur Haltestelle muss ich ja trotzdem gehen und da ewig rumwarten um das festzustellen.
telling people you changed your number without sounding like a scammer challenge
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
telling people you changed your number without sounding like a scammer challenge
"wir benutzen hier die männliche Form um den Lesefluss zu erleichtern, gemeint sind aber alle Menschen aller Geschlechter"
Dieser Paragraph zeigt mir nur dass ihr drüber nachgedacht und trotzdem drauf geschissen habt.
Da ist mir lieber wenn Menschen nicht entgendern, aber OHNE Ausreden.
Dieser Paragraph zeigt mir nur dass ihr drüber nachgedacht und trotzdem drauf geschissen habt.
Da ist mir lieber wenn Menschen nicht entgendern, aber OHNE Ausreden.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
"wir benutzen hier die männliche Form um den Lesefluss zu erleichtern, gemeint sind aber alle Menschen aller Geschlechter"
Dieser Paragraph zeigt mir nur dass ihr drüber nachgedacht und trotzdem drauf geschissen habt.
Da ist mir lieber wenn Menschen nicht entgendern, aber OHNE Ausreden.
Dieser Paragraph zeigt mir nur dass ihr drüber nachgedacht und trotzdem drauf geschissen habt.
Da ist mir lieber wenn Menschen nicht entgendern, aber OHNE Ausreden.
I'm so much more willing to dress slutty since I got rid of the tits
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm so much more willing to dress slutty since I got rid of the tits
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Furries are the keystone species for wholesome internet interactions
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Furries are the keystone species for wholesome internet interactions