Geraldine
@everywhereist.bsky.social
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James Beard Award-winning writer, bestselling author, and all-around weirdo behind Everywhereist.com. Author, ALL OVER THE PLACE (Hachette, 2017) and IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT (PRH, 2024)
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everywhereist.bsky.social
Oh thank you so much. This sounds lovely and I'm so happy my weird essay is a part of it. ♥️
everywhereist.bsky.social
Okay I'm honored that I sort of inspired these?!
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kennedy-reading.bsky.social
Okay, we'll that was longer than I meant to go before trying these but anyway: round 1 of cardamom kouign amann inspired by @everywhereist.bsky.social comment in this interview. Not my best pastry work on these but happy with the first test of the flavor.
A baking sheet full of pinwheel shaped pastry.
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chadbourn.bsky.social
When journalism was cool. And risked everything to challenge power.
Robert Redford on the phone, plus Dustin Hoffman. From All the President’s Men
everywhereist.bsky.social
Yeah, so when one side is like, "Maybe unfettered access to guns is bad and school shootings need to be stopped and trans people deserve to exist" and the other side is like "Fuck you" this isn't a "both sides are valid" type of world anymore.
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acarv.in
@archive.org preserved the original study, which you can find here. web.archive.org/web/20250911...
everywhereist.bsky.social
It was literally potato chips that inspired this post; like 12 potato chips.
everywhereist.bsky.social
Celeste, please, I don't want to overwhelm them so I'm just focusing on the important things.
everywhereist.bsky.social
Just seems like a good idea to do it just to be on the safe side. Eat all the dairy and all the fried.
everywhereist.bsky.social
Attention young people: please, while you are still young, do yourselves a favor and eat all of the dairy and fried food that your body can handle.

Because north of 40 you will literally be in physical pain when you try and eat these things.

Also register to vote. That's important, too.
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histoftech.bsky.social
Yes. I also felt this way about the assassinations in Minnesota. In fact, I continue to feel this way about the assassinations in Minnesota.
donmoyn.bsky.social
Feel like one political party kidnapping an opponent should be bigger news
msnbc.com
MSNBC @msnbc.com · Aug 19
NEW:

“I’ve had enough…I’m refusing to back down.”

Texas state Rep. Nicole Collier speaks to MSNBC from the Texas State Capitol. She is stuck there after the Texas GOP required police surveillance as condition for release. She is refusing to sign a waiver for the law enforcement escort.
everywhereist.bsky.social
Awwww shucks, THANK YOU
everywhereist.bsky.social
The fact that I read we might have radioactive shrimp and I'm like, "Yeah, that tracks" tells you everything you need to know about this timeline
everywhereist.bsky.social
❤️
luttrell.bsky.social
Many thanks @everywhereist.bsky.social. I read your cinnamon roll essay with my college freshman today. They were engaged, thoughtful, and a bit surprised by the words coming out of my mouth as I read it aloud.
everywhereist.bsky.social
Holy cats, I'm so honored. Was it the word "porno" that set them off? 😅
everywhereist.bsky.social
If this shit were happening in another country with America's wealth and resources, we would have invaded by now.
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lubottom.bsky.social
7 years later and I still whisper, “We’re disabled, Daniel, not werewolves” to myself like a sacred mantra whenever I see a non-disabled person discover ableism like it’s the latest hipster indie band.
Daniel Lawson @DanielLaw1998: Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5, Monday to Friday. 

I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times.

Jennifer Lee Rosman @JenLRossman:
We’re disabled, Daniel, we’re not werewolves
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thegodpodcast.com
When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
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courtneymilan.com
I keep seeing people say things like, “Well we’re not going to HAVE elections,” and with all due respect, I think this is both wildly pessimistic and also wildly naive.

We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.
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everywhereist.bsky.social
I just need one reporter to bait him by saying he's not famous enough to be in the Epstein files and I swear he'll confess.
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
everywhereist.bsky.social
I just need one reporter to bait him by saying he's not famous enough to be in the Epstein files and I swear he'll confess.