Melissa Good Piggy 🐽 🇺🇦🌻🤍
@meltart.bsky.social
Liberal Dem| Bad Buddhist | Somatic and Ashtanga Yoga | Scorpio | Anti-fascist | Bibliophile | Wanderer | Champagne Lover
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Donald shit posts conspiracies at 1 am like the rest of us used to drunk dial at 25.
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Donald shit posts conspiracies at 1 am like the rest of us used to drunk dial at 25.
The diapered dementia patient posted 400 times last night between 7pm and 1am. Sundowning live on his dime store app. Obama conspiracies, thinks Michelle pardoned people and Maduro surrendered to him, calling for executions. His brain is pudding.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The diapered dementia patient posted 400 times last night between 7pm and 1am. Sundowning live on his dime store app. Obama conspiracies, thinks Michelle pardoned people and Maduro surrendered to him, calling for executions. His brain is pudding.
Quick, Christmas shop at Costco. Everyone loves a giant chicken pot pie 😂
Breaking: Costco is suing Donald Trump for his tariffs, declaring them illegal and demanding a “full refund” for raising prices nationwide.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Quick, Christmas shop at Costco. Everyone loves a giant chicken pot pie 😂
Hey Hegseth, I hear Alina Habba’s available for hire.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hey Hegseth, I hear Alina Habba’s available for hire.
Hegseth is fucked!! Yippee
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hegseth is fucked!! Yippee
Hey sexy vermin friends! I come to you with exciting info, maybe the best all year. I would NEVER wish harm on anybody. But this guy, you know. Except Stephen Miller, Kash Patel, Pete Hegseth, ok never mind. Just watch. You’ll see. And keep up the good work. Actually double down 💋
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hey sexy vermin friends! I come to you with exciting info, maybe the best all year. I would NEVER wish harm on anybody. But this guy, you know. Except Stephen Miller, Kash Patel, Pete Hegseth, ok never mind. Just watch. You’ll see. And keep up the good work. Actually double down 💋
My husband would occasionally put window washer fluid in my car for the same reason. 😂
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My husband would occasionally put window washer fluid in my car for the same reason. 😂
I have to admit, I did buy this one thing for my maga family. I hope they love it. It’s a hand towel to wipe their maga tears. 😭 They can cut it into squares and share it. I wanted to let them know I didn’t forget them entirely.
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I have to admit, I did buy this one thing for my maga family. I hope they love it. It’s a hand towel to wipe their maga tears. 😭 They can cut it into squares and share it. I wanted to let them know I didn’t forget them entirely.
Americans spent 11.7 BILLION on Black Friday. Up 9.4%. We broke records feeding billionaires while claiming resistance. Until we control ourselves we will never crush this insanity. We’re being controlled by oligarchs and we’re FEEDING it. That’s how stupid we are. Good job idiots.
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Americans spent 11.7 BILLION on Black Friday. Up 9.4%. We broke records feeding billionaires while claiming resistance. Until we control ourselves we will never crush this insanity. We’re being controlled by oligarchs and we’re FEEDING it. That’s how stupid we are. Good job idiots.
If this was the family dog, we’d be having conversations with the vet. But since it’s the nations piggy, we’ll have to suffer through it a little longer 🐽
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If this was the family dog, we’d be having conversations with the vet. But since it’s the nations piggy, we’ll have to suffer through it a little longer 🐽
Make this make sense. He’s pardoning a drug trafficker while killing drug traffickers.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Make this make sense. He’s pardoning a drug trafficker while killing drug traffickers.
To all of my ex lovers, I prefer a handwritten postcard to an early morning text of well wishes you dope. Yes, I’m talking to you sweetie.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
To all of my ex lovers, I prefer a handwritten postcard to an early morning text of well wishes you dope. Yes, I’m talking to you sweetie.
Per Jennifer Welch, Mike Johnson is to be known as the “Evening Ass Eater” from now on.
Thanks Jennifer.
Thanks Jennifer.
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Per Jennifer Welch, Mike Johnson is to be known as the “Evening Ass Eater” from now on.
Thanks Jennifer.
Thanks Jennifer.
Any day now.
We can have Thanksgiving part deux.
We can have Thanksgiving part deux.
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Any day now.
We can have Thanksgiving part deux.
We can have Thanksgiving part deux.
Are you an early Thanksgiving day eater or late in the day?
We grew up eating by noon. No eating before then. Mom starved us so we were good and hungry. She was up all night checking the turkey, baking pies, and prepping the other things. Afterwards she crashed.
Now she’s MAGA. 😐
We grew up eating by noon. No eating before then. Mom starved us so we were good and hungry. She was up all night checking the turkey, baking pies, and prepping the other things. Afterwards she crashed.
Now she’s MAGA. 😐
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Are you an early Thanksgiving day eater or late in the day?
We grew up eating by noon. No eating before then. Mom starved us so we were good and hungry. She was up all night checking the turkey, baking pies, and prepping the other things. Afterwards she crashed.
Now she’s MAGA. 😐
We grew up eating by noon. No eating before then. Mom starved us so we were good and hungry. She was up all night checking the turkey, baking pies, and prepping the other things. Afterwards she crashed.
Now she’s MAGA. 😐
And remember… we ain’t buying 💩
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
And remember… we ain’t buying 💩
Thanksgiving survival tip with your MAGA family. Discuss RFK Jr and felching over bottles and bottles of wine. Cheers 🍷 🦃🍁
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Thanksgiving survival tip with your MAGA family. Discuss RFK Jr and felching over bottles and bottles of wine. Cheers 🍷 🦃🍁
No shopping friends. None, unless it’s small, local shops that are NOT MAGA. It’s a week long revolt against the corporations that feed off of our money and obsessions. We have the power and control to cripple them.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
No shopping friends. None, unless it’s small, local shops that are NOT MAGA. It’s a week long revolt against the corporations that feed off of our money and obsessions. We have the power and control to cripple them.
Googly eyed Kash getting shit canned before Fucking Chreestmas … jingle all the way 🎄
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Googly eyed Kash getting shit canned before Fucking Chreestmas … jingle all the way 🎄
Fucking Chreestmas
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Fucking Chreestmas
I go offline for a few days and come back to find that Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the man running our entire health system, has been writing poetry to a reporter and proudly celebrating felching, which is the act of sucking or consuming semen from a partner’s anus. America never disappoints. Have a day.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I go offline for a few days and come back to find that Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the man running our entire health system, has been writing poetry to a reporter and proudly celebrating felching, which is the act of sucking or consuming semen from a partner’s anus. America never disappoints. Have a day.