Geraldine
@everywhereist.bsky.social
James Beard Award-winning writer, bestselling author, and all-around weirdo behind Everywhereist.com. Author, ALL OVER THE PLACE (Hachette, 2017) and IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT (PRH, 2024)
Hi!!! I will try to stay awhile. 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Hi!!! I will try to stay awhile. 🥰
Oh thank you so much. This sounds lovely and I'm so happy my weird essay is a part of it. ♥️
October 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh thank you so much. This sounds lovely and I'm so happy my weird essay is a part of it. ♥️
Okay I'm honored that I sort of inspired these?!
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Okay I'm honored that I sort of inspired these?!
It was literally potato chips that inspired this post; like 12 potato chips.
August 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It was literally potato chips that inspired this post; like 12 potato chips.
Celeste, please, I don't want to overwhelm them so I'm just focusing on the important things.
August 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Celeste, please, I don't want to overwhelm them so I'm just focusing on the important things.
Just seems like a good idea to do it just to be on the safe side. Eat all the dairy and all the fried.
August 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Just seems like a good idea to do it just to be on the safe side. Eat all the dairy and all the fried.
Awwww shucks, THANK YOU
August 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Awwww shucks, THANK YOU
Holy cats, I'm so honored. Was it the word "porno" that set them off? 😅
August 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Holy cats, I'm so honored. Was it the word "porno" that set them off? 😅