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Santa, Baby, surely from up there you can see if the world is a globe or not.

Flat Eartha Kitt
Watch these highlights. This game has absolutely everything except a dog on the pitch. You won't believe... art!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpPH...
📺 Match Highlights | York City 3-2 Hartlepool United | 2025/26
YouTube video by York City FC
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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As social media a home for intrusive thoughts that I don't want to actually have to make:

Apple FarageBand - the music app where all the preset loops are German marching music and samples of Enoch Powell saying whatever the fuck he says, ooh rivers of blood baby, an ting.
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Just going to leave this here
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Idea: Horror film about separate influencers arriving to make the first horror film using this place as a set... who go doolally and Instagram each other to death.
February 8, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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A lot going on here and all ugly, but one thing I still can't get my head around is how any British government can do business with Thiel at this point.
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 3, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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“business could falter without customers”
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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I have never forgotten this - 6 workers died when a tornado hit a delivery warehouse, because they were told to keep working rather than take shelter and there were no proper shelter facilities anyway

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Amazon faces lawsuit over deadly tornado warehouse collapse
Parents of a 26-year-old killed in the Illinois warehouse say the company ‘placed profits first’ and did not warn or evacuate its employees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Shit like this is why I haven’t used Amazon for years - their people are treated like robots
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING

wat

CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining

www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 19, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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Grok is so much worse than you think.
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Alexander de Pfeffel lied under oath to Covid enquiry
Took Russian bribes - a bit of digging will easily find that trail.
He as good a killed thousands of UK citizens for no reason.
"Tried his best" my arse.

If Kier Starmer could pull his finger out organise at least 10 years porridge that'd nice.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Leeds Fans: He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Dan James, Dan James...

EX-FUCKING-ACTLY!

Get him on!

#lufc
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"If AI produces something you think is good, you are objectively shit at that thing" - Me

Cartoon from theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
October 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
October 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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one of the funniest things about AI art is that everybody decided to do their aesthetic Direct Preference Optimization with what one billion morons think is cool rather than one thousand starving artists
July 12, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite
March 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Didn't like them at the time, I was a punk... but bloody hell, go watch some Kid Creole and The Coconuts... what songs, what the performances... out of this world! Bonkers!
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I reckon this is the alternative to sacking him. They've given him RIDICULOUS targets he can't and won't meet, with a MANIAC payout. I haven't read the small print, but he won't be collecting it, and if they're smart there will be clauses....
Only people who’ve never visited Twitter could have faith in the “genius” of a fool like Elon Musk.
September 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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God, the number of people who were willing to believe that the South Yorkshire police were too woke to prosecute sexual abuse cases, when in fact the police force was itself an instrument of patriarchal sexual violence. It’s like a case study in the worst excesses of the British press.
Five survivors of Rotherham grooming gangs say they were also raped by police officers
Three former South Yorkshire police officers arrested in investigation into claims by the women, as young as 12 at the time
www.theguardian.com
July 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
IDEA: A musical featuring Paul Daniels and Marilyn Monroe

Some Like It Not A Lot
July 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I’m thinking of writing a series of novels in a genre I’ll call Dark Satanic Mills & Boon, featuring William Blake and Barbara Cartland as star-crossed lovers who share a passion for devil worship.
July 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Personally I find this tribute to Rolf Harris in bad taste.
July 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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This belief is a huge part of what has gotten us here: An obsessive insistence that “debate” should take precedence over all other values, including the *merits of the thing being debated.*

It is a value antithetical to journalism and they keep pretending it is the only thing journalists should do
July 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM