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Every single dipshit on the internet is talking about AI being real like a credulous idiot and there’s no escape.
The only way to fight it is to adopt it ourselves and embarrass our children.
No “A face that has seen a cellphone” to connote “modern looking”

To compare how aesthetics change. Used more often for women, when cast in period dramas who subconsciously seem out of place.

IMO Qualley is so good looking she strains credulity in a period pieces, modern pieces, future pieces…
You gotta have an absence of loving familial culture to care about this.

Hence: white conservatives
My fathers cousin isn’t my “aunt” she’s my mother fucking auntie and I will throw hands if you police this term
Sympathy farming for fake AI family pings my psychopath meter. This guy made up a whole fake woman to perform a fantasy and he shows a cute picture here but when openAI allows sexting or whatever he’s tossing her into a dungeon. Do. Not. Trust. These weirdos.
Which is why Woke3.1 is gonna change the world.
Wear them everytime I find an excuse go get a hotdog
God I fucking hate Grahams Number nerds. They’ve been like this for decades.
"These purity tests are why the left keeps losing elections!" ~someone's Nazi husband.

Call me old fashioned but if you pledge to enter matrimonial union with a neonazi, how can I consider you fit for public office?
This is the "jangleist of keys" presidency by far
People don’t realize that if 1/5 of your neighbors are starving to death it quickly becomes *your* problem too.
The implicit antisemitism you need to construct such a logical leap…
She’s supposed to be a real reporter working for CBS, because she’s one of Bari Weiss’ underlings.
My municipality is deep blue, so they’ve mandated “compostable” to nearly everything meaning all the restaurants are still using them.
Where’s that political cartoon of the global hegemon stabbing itself for no reason?
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software has spent the last 20 years getting worse by people "utilizing best practices" spewing their garbage idiot code into the world and somehow motherfuckers think the statistical bullshit machine trained on a world of terrible software will magically improve software development are you high
Didn’t even have to click through to know it would be a Gshock, the Stanley tumblr of tactiKarens
It’s tough. Conspiracy or complete incompetence? Economic damage is simple enough to cause.
Fun fact: my childhood friend’s father worked for the company that was engineering part of that while we were growing up. He even showed us some plans and elevations, we got so much mileage of shouting “CHERNOBYLDOME” over and over.
That’s the tragic thing to me. So many just young normal people who look good hop onto the train because they’ve been marinating in influencer content.
Is there really a market for this? I thought half the titillation was knowing it was a celebrity or real person?