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They must have amnesia because they forgot that I’m Him
Pinned
Might just turn this into a thread of 90s women who can spin me around until I’m dizzy then shove me into a rock quarry
He never came back from Copperhead Road
I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of look Saban is going for here and I’ve settled on “hill country revenue agent”
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
His Pazuzu levels are increasing more and more and you really do hear it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Purdue walking out like this and NBC dropping the “RECORD: 2-9” chyron is pretty fucking hilarious
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Nebraska’s bench could be ranked top #25. I wanna see what their backup setter looks like. Jesus fucking Christ.
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“Bergen Reilly doesn’t dump very often, but when she does it’s extremely tactical.”

Who is she every girl I’ve met until the third time I sleep over
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Watching the Wizard Of Oz and it still falls the shit out that Tim Burton and Johnny Depp’s cheap asses just CGI’d one little person to be all the Oompa Loompas
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Put phone on charger and leave the house
“You’re probably busy getting ready for Thanksgiving with your family and I’m the last person you wanna hear from but just want to wish you a good Thanksgiving. I was always Thankful for you. Hope whoever you with know you don’t like your food touching like I did. Tell your mom hope she good too”
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Imagine if Olivia Nuzzi and Russell Brand got together and had a kid? The jawbone on their spawn would make a Moore/Willis offspring look positively chinless.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Making it clear that government is composed of many leaders to whom you have delegated responsibility, all trying to guide large administrative organisms into semi-harmonious accord, is a really good way to push back against authoritarianism, as opposed to the cadre of mini-Rasputins Adams created.
If you’re wondering who’s guiding our transition, it’s the best New Yorkers that money can’t buy.
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Oh so now that boyfriends can lay eggs the woke left wants to police gender? It’s normal. Find a new angle.
Kate Beckinsale Claims Her Daughter Lily’s Boyfriend Laid Two Eggs bit.ly/3KeP4yK
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I just called her
Spatchcocked and ready to dry brine.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The Volleyball draft is great but until we get a unified league, I’m not sure it matters. There is so much more talent produced than can possibly be rostered at this point.
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My parents lived in the USVI from 1970 to 1977 so if you came into our house when I was a child there was a good chance we had a calypso or reggae album playing. By the time I was five, I knew which was my favorite and frankly which was the best. RIP Jimmy Cliff
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
They’re making a Kuato.
new breed of sleep paralysis demon has been imagined
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
We’re about to fucking destroy this Saturdays At Your Place show
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Splitting the vote by competing against myself in the goofy local theater polls.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I believe it was also the viewers’ consensus that Buckley was freeballin’ in this scene, for anyone interested
So last night for our live show we talked about "Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper," starring (and story by) Robert Buckley, and we all agreed it was a 5 out of 5. So here's a thousand words on the subject of "Robert Buckley Understands the Damn Assignment."
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
You gotta respect Harvard taking off the Larry Summers V for Vendetta Epstein mask only to reveal the Tony Blair Joker Epstein makeup.
Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:

“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”

Student:

“NO WE WON’T”

dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I had to try it myself and my god it's just so beautiful
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The idea that the sovereign wealth fund will eventually be undermined by an inbred murdering prince buying out the ATP/WTA and making Roger Federer global tennis commissioner is funny
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Deadspin and Gawker comment section.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM