Johnny Baby Shoes, Never Worn
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They must have amnesia because they forgot that I’m Him
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Might just turn this into a thread of 90s women who can spin me around until I’m dizzy then shove me into a rock quarry
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Thankfully, it seems the city will approve the variance, but the costs associated are precisely what keeps vacant buildings from being repurposed and discourages neighbors from investing in their communities. 4/4
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Thankfully, it seems the city will approve the variance, but the costs associated are precisely what keeps vacant buildings from being repurposed and discourages neighbors from investing in their communities. 4/4
Zoomers don’t understand the concept of announcing over the PA that a car left its headlights on. We have failed the youths
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Zoomers don’t understand the concept of announcing over the PA that a car left its headlights on. We have failed the youths
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booty had me like
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
booty had me like
My cat is in the kitchen catching a mouse. He’s doing his job and I’m not going to micromanage him.
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My cat is in the kitchen catching a mouse. He’s doing his job and I’m not going to micromanage him.
Instead of Stop, I’m replying to his texts with intrusive thoughts like “open the cargo bay doors, Mark” and “I bet you can spacewalk without a suit on.”
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Instead of Stop, I’m replying to his texts with intrusive thoughts like “open the cargo bay doors, Mark” and “I bet you can spacewalk without a suit on.”
Daniels Jone
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Daniels Jone
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I think Daniel jones tore his Achilles
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I think Daniel jones tore his Achilles
Colts linebackers don’t seem to understand how wide receivers work.
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Colts linebackers don’t seem to understand how wide receivers work.
Pretty sure I got this ID the same year Antwaan Randle El was a Freshman. Go Hoosiers.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Pretty sure I got this ID the same year Antwaan Randle El was a Freshman. Go Hoosiers.
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Did you ever think youd see it
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Did you ever think youd see it
INDIANA MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
INDIANA MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL
To the tune of Frank Sinatra’s My Way: “Everyooone’s Bi Gay”
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
To the tune of Frank Sinatra’s My Way: “Everyooone’s Bi Gay”
Those people trying to throw birthright citizenship away fought on the other side of that war. How do the Article Writers and Podcastheads not understand that? Your GOP friends all support the secessionist Southern Confederacy, still, whether they know it or not.
people died for birthright citizenship. i get that it’s more fun to be a pundit when your team has the white house and you get to brag to friends about visiting the oval office; but what i’m wondering is if maybe that’s actually not a good reason to throw away something we fought a civil war to win?
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Those people trying to throw birthright citizenship away fought on the other side of that war. How do the Article Writers and Podcastheads not understand that? Your GOP friends all support the secessionist Southern Confederacy, still, whether they know it or not.
The key to using RATM at this point is that many of de la Rocha’s lyrics must be updated and amended to add specificity, such that they cannot be misinterpreted or appropriated by Republicans, right wingers, Zionists, and fascists.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The key to using RATM at this point is that many of de la Rocha’s lyrics must be updated and amended to add specificity, such that they cannot be misinterpreted or appropriated by Republicans, right wingers, Zionists, and fascists.
It is crazy that Threads is somehow the most deranged platform. Like Twitter is obviously the toxic propaganda arm of the American Republican Nazi Party and the Tesla company, but there’s a coherence to it. Threads appears to be for people trying to do the Ludovico Technique on themselves.
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It is crazy that Threads is somehow the most deranged platform. Like Twitter is obviously the toxic propaganda arm of the American Republican Nazi Party and the Tesla company, but there’s a coherence to it. Threads appears to be for people trying to do the Ludovico Technique on themselves.
Cal Poly is beating USC’s ASSSSS
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Cal Poly is beating USC’s ASSSSS
Boogie Cousins as Insufferable Basketball Alumnus Unc is actually exactly what I would have predicted.
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Boogie Cousins as Insufferable Basketball Alumnus Unc is actually exactly what I would have predicted.
Tarantino coming after Lillard? That man is going to end up in a ditch
Just heard the actual clip of Tarantino talking about Paul Dano and he went on to add Owen Wilson and Matthew Lilllard to actors he thinks suck. Weird combo right?Pretty sure we are seeing that special mix of delusion and ego here in which these are the people he decided are his acting competitors
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Tarantino coming after Lillard? That man is going to end up in a ditch
Mimi Colyer swinging like Jesse Mrudah did last year. If Wisconsin gets some hot back row play they could cause some trouble
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Mimi Colyer swinging like Jesse Mrudah did last year. If Wisconsin gets some hot back row play they could cause some trouble
If she texts you the Skyline Chili Pizza, you know what it means
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If she texts you the Skyline Chili Pizza, you know what it means
Purdue going four sets against Baylor?
IU already through to the Sweet Sixteen on consecutive sweeps?
They’re saying Bloomington is the real volleyball school in Indiana, folks, and you’re hearing it more and more.
IU already through to the Sweet Sixteen on consecutive sweeps?
They’re saying Bloomington is the real volleyball school in Indiana, folks, and you’re hearing it more and more.
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Purdue going four sets against Baylor?
IU already through to the Sweet Sixteen on consecutive sweeps?
They’re saying Bloomington is the real volleyball school in Indiana, folks, and you’re hearing it more and more.
IU already through to the Sweet Sixteen on consecutive sweeps?
They’re saying Bloomington is the real volleyball school in Indiana, folks, and you’re hearing it more and more.
IU volleyball and really all women’s volleyball teams just need to look back at Aja O’Neal serving Nebraska in 2023. A good float with a variety of speed and placement is way more valuable than heavy top serve that is out 33% of the timing. Just no reason to have Vinson take huge swings at the line.
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
IU volleyball and really all women’s volleyball teams just need to look back at Aja O’Neal serving Nebraska in 2023. A good float with a variety of speed and placement is way more valuable than heavy top serve that is out 33% of the timing. Just no reason to have Vinson take huge swings at the line.
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insane local news just dropped. i've lived in a part of KC for ~decade and it's been an inside joke with friends and service workers that the local biz/party district is ran by a cartel of biz owners who bully out new ventures and replace them with generic dive bars for white suburbanites.
Well UH
Well UH
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
insane local news just dropped. i've lived in a part of KC for ~decade and it's been an inside joke with friends and service workers that the local biz/party district is ran by a cartel of biz owners who bully out new ventures and replace them with generic dive bars for white suburbanites.
Well UH
Well UH
This sounds like Kid Rock butt-chugged a bottle of Actavis and then told ChatGPT he wanted to fuck a football
Pat McAfee put out a song titled Dookie and it's much worse than any dookie you could imagine
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This sounds like Kid Rock butt-chugged a bottle of Actavis and then told ChatGPT he wanted to fuck a football
*Paulie Walnuts voice*: Our friend Johnny Baby is presenting him with a major prize, Ton.
Update on this story from a month ago.
The winner of the first FIFA Peace Prize is …
Donald J. Trump. What a surprise.
The winner of the first FIFA Peace Prize is …
Donald J. Trump. What a surprise.
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
*Paulie Walnuts voice*: Our friend Johnny Baby is presenting him with a major prize, Ton.