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He/Him. Gerald Ford died on his toilet.
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boschbot.bsky.social
Haywain - Closed
Haywain - Closed
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.
John Candy introduces Steve Martin to Cannibal Holocaust What's wrong? It's good "I dont have plans this year either. Let's get drunk and Watch Cannibal Holocaust"
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
eonbateman.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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earvlikes.bsky.social
lmao (mind you he’s at his father’s funeral)
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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oncinema.bsky.social
The Funeral of G Amato is now available for replay.

Stream at: heinetwork.tv/on-cinema-at...
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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earvlikes.bsky.social
Everywhere he goes, death follows.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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reidly.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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stilldavis.bsky.social
Someone on Reddit must have got LaRue on the case
Screenshot of Reddit post. Loose translation of Amato's speech. Today we remember my brother Gabriel Amato. He was not just my brother. He was my twin. As children, we were inseparable and our mother dressed us in the same clothes. It doesn't make much sense, because you simply had to buy two of the same garment. We were also very close, but as we grew up and graduated from university, Gabriel told us that he wanted to move to the United States. We told him, Are you crazy? No. He wanted to become a successful businessman in California. He considered it the land of hope and dreams. He loved the movies and dreamed of working in Hollywood. But he was a realist and knew that he would never be a movie star. He just wanted to be in the action. He made his way from the bottom in the service sector. He told me that you can do a little job and then go to see a program with Jimmy Stewart about the Hollywood celebrity carnival, something in English, I don't remember. Um, so, in the service sector, uh, he first started out as a dishwasher. Then, as a waiter, and manager of a restaurant, and eventually ran his own event space. And we were able to help Gabriel in his ambitions to expand the name of Amato here in the United States, in the San Bernardino Valley. We have that in our family, was our brother to triumph in the country that he loved so much. When I am sad. I regret it a lot. I wish he had never come. I wish I had told my brother to come home and be with his family. Now we find out about the end of his life. It was marked by bad investments and suspicious people. We remember the good times and we say Gabriel, it's time to go home. We will ensure that the morgue sends his body back to his family from our hometown of Buenos Aires. And finally we will investigate how my brother died, how he got access to that poison. We will also audit with a magnifying glass his finances here in the United States. With the specific intention of discovering any fraud against what was. A…
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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fulsome-prism.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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G o n e : gone. he ain’t comin back. a beautiful trbute for a one of akind dad. thank you new

#oncinema
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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youcleanitup.bsky.social
When you drop some movie expertise at a funeral #OCATC
Gregg Turkington behind a podium, smug look on his face and pointing
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
eonbateman.bsky.social
I have been watching On Cinema for a very long time. I continue to be baffled with each step of their evolutionary process and how each step is better than the one before. Unbelievable.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
eonbateman.bsky.social
every second of this song is like a truck falling on my testicles.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
eonbateman.bsky.social
This might end up being "Trial" level legendary.
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
eonbateman.bsky.social
did he have a twin brother?
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
eonbateman.bsky.social
Gregghead until I'm dead.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
eonbateman.bsky.social
Gregg in his Kington suit.
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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oncinema.bsky.social
We will begin airing of the livestream of the Funeral of G. Amato at 12pm PT / 3pm ET

Apologies for the delay.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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oncinema.bsky.social
Apologies, due to unforeseen circumstances the livestream of the Funeral of G. Amato must be delayed. We are very sorry for any scheduling difficulties this may have created.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
eonbateman.bsky.social
"I can see why you've JUST been a fuck buddy."
ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app L. D. Lewis, Sea Witch Apologist 🍂 @ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app · Oct 24
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
eonbateman.bsky.social
He loved movies.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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fulsome-prism.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
eonbateman.bsky.social
I wish Steve Albini was still here.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM