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He/Him. Gerald Ford died on his toilet.
Gregghead until I'm dead.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Gregghead until I'm dead.
Happy birthday to the greatest ever.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happy birthday to the greatest ever.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
We should probably protect Rosetti if Tim is going after judges now.
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We should probably protect Rosetti if Tim is going after judges now.
My best friend bought me the plaster mold of OJ’s face that was stolen from the set of the first Naked Gun movie. I feel a little weird owning something that was on the face of the 2nd greatest running back in NFL history.
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My best friend bought me the plaster mold of OJ’s face that was stolen from the set of the first Naked Gun movie. I feel a little weird owning something that was on the face of the 2nd greatest running back in NFL history.
They better issue a correction.
September 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They better issue a correction.
Hey guys!
If you thought Blues Brothers 2000 was hilarious at normal speed, try it on 2x.
That's 2x the laughter.
2x the fun.
Rubber Biscuit anyone?
If you thought Blues Brothers 2000 was hilarious at normal speed, try it on 2x.
That's 2x the laughter.
2x the fun.
Rubber Biscuit anyone?
September 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hey guys!
If you thought Blues Brothers 2000 was hilarious at normal speed, try it on 2x.
That's 2x the laughter.
2x the fun.
Rubber Biscuit anyone?
If you thought Blues Brothers 2000 was hilarious at normal speed, try it on 2x.
That's 2x the laughter.
2x the fun.
Rubber Biscuit anyone?
Happy 32nd birthday to ‘In Utero.’ The sounds on that album influenced just about every aspect of my life. I often think about this mic configuration used for Kurt’s vocals. L-R: EV RE20, LOMO 19 9a, and Sennheiser 421. Fuck. To have been a fly on the wall for that session. RIP Kurt and Steve.
September 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Happy 32nd birthday to ‘In Utero.’ The sounds on that album influenced just about every aspect of my life. I often think about this mic configuration used for Kurt’s vocals. L-R: EV RE20, LOMO 19 9a, and Sennheiser 421. Fuck. To have been a fly on the wall for that session. RIP Kurt and Steve.
“Why did Robert Redford stick his cock in a jar of Newman’s own tomato sauce?…well they were friends for fifty years! You think he’s going to stick his cock in a competitor’s sauce?”
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Why did Robert Redford stick his cock in a jar of Newman’s own tomato sauce?…well they were friends for fifty years! You think he’s going to stick his cock in a competitor’s sauce?”
I’m convinced they wrote the blood clot angle in the storyline to shoehorn some Kindergarten Cop references. Then to throw Kim Delgado in the mix later. Wonderful wonderful as Lawrence Welk used to say.
September 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m convinced they wrote the blood clot angle in the storyline to shoehorn some Kindergarten Cop references. Then to throw Kim Delgado in the mix later. Wonderful wonderful as Lawrence Welk used to say.
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
September 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains