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on my period rn and I burst into tears at work thinking about the o’shaughnessy dam why would they do that fuck gifford pinchot
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
on my period rn and I burst into tears at work thinking about the o’shaughnessy dam why would they do that fuck gifford pinchot
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
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Oh ok then. Problem solved
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Oh ok then. Problem solved
youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ... NEVER KILL YOURSELF THE FINAL PAM RETURNS
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ... NEVER KILL YOURSELF THE FINAL PAM RETURNS
Im doing college online and the one deciding factor between taking a language I took two years of in school and one I know dogshit about was that one has assigned log in times and live tests. How is that an asynchronous remote class?? I have a full time job and a life!!! anyway I’m not takin german
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Im doing college online and the one deciding factor between taking a language I took two years of in school and one I know dogshit about was that one has assigned log in times and live tests. How is that an asynchronous remote class?? I have a full time job and a life!!! anyway I’m not takin german
#onepiece1165spoilers #onepiecemangaspoilers
#OnePiece1165
IM FUCKING SOBBING????!???
GOD OF FIRE ACE
I m
My boy…..
#OnePiece1165
IM FUCKING SOBBING????!???
GOD OF FIRE ACE
I m
My boy…..
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
#onepiece1165spoilers #onepiecemangaspoilers
#OnePiece1165
IM FUCKING SOBBING????!???
GOD OF FIRE ACE
I m
My boy…..
#OnePiece1165
IM FUCKING SOBBING????!???
GOD OF FIRE ACE
I m
My boy…..
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
thank you to fanfic dot net authors pre-2012 purge who were always recommending fuckin banger songs every chapter thank you for your service 🫡 I would not be who I am today without u
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
thank you to fanfic dot net authors pre-2012 purge who were always recommending fuckin banger songs every chapter thank you for your service 🫡 I would not be who I am today without u
*signing for a package at work*
me:“Asquiggle”
driver: Oh you’re Asquiggle!
me: Oh am I famous or something?
driver: actually, kinda yeah
me: 😶
me:“Asquiggle”
driver: Oh you’re Asquiggle!
me: Oh am I famous or something?
driver: actually, kinda yeah
me: 😶
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
*signing for a package at work*
me:“Asquiggle”
driver: Oh you’re Asquiggle!
me: Oh am I famous or something?
driver: actually, kinda yeah
me: 😶
me:“Asquiggle”
driver: Oh you’re Asquiggle!
me: Oh am I famous or something?
driver: actually, kinda yeah
me: 😶
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RT RT RT RT RT!
Open enrollment for ACA healthcare plans has started, and enrollees are seeing what their premium costs will be next year.
Without subsidies, one couple will see their monthly costs increase from $495 to $2,168 — a 300% increase.
This is what Democrats are fighting to prevent.
Without subsidies, one couple will see their monthly costs increase from $495 to $2,168 — a 300% increase.
This is what Democrats are fighting to prevent.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
RT RT RT RT RT!
Monster Factory: Training a Perfect Super-Athlete in Wii Sports Resort
YouTube video by Polygon
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
THANK FUCK
BREAKING: All three PA Supreme Court Justices will RETAIN their seats!! www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Pennsylvania voters retain Supreme Court justices Dougherty, Donohue, Wecht
NBC News projects the incumbents survived an up-or-down vote to keep their seats on the battleground state’s high court.
www.nbcnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
THANK FUCK
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ON THE LITERAL EVE OF A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST MAYOR BEING ELECTED, ANNA WINTOUR KILLS PROGRESSIVE AND PROFITABLE TEEN VOGUE POLITICS DESK WHICH HAD JUST INTERVIEWED HIM
*That’s* the headline.
(Unfortunately there’s hardly any news outlet left to run it 😭)
*That’s* the headline.
(Unfortunately there’s hardly any news outlet left to run it 😭)
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
ON THE LITERAL EVE OF A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST MAYOR BEING ELECTED, ANNA WINTOUR KILLS PROGRESSIVE AND PROFITABLE TEEN VOGUE POLITICS DESK WHICH HAD JUST INTERVIEWED HIM
*That’s* the headline.
(Unfortunately there’s hardly any news outlet left to run it 😭)
*That’s* the headline.
(Unfortunately there’s hardly any news outlet left to run it 😭)
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
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the orcas have been too quiet as of late i hope they’re plotting something good
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
the orcas have been too quiet as of late i hope they’re plotting something good
my j*hovahs witness mom writing me this letter on my birthday and saying “I would love to be closer to you if ever there was a chance.”
And whose fault is that? Are you trying to guilt trip me on my birthday? that you can’t celebrate bc some guy made up a bs religion in the 1870s and u fell for it??
And whose fault is that? Are you trying to guilt trip me on my birthday? that you can’t celebrate bc some guy made up a bs religion in the 1870s and u fell for it??
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
my j*hovahs witness mom writing me this letter on my birthday and saying “I would love to be closer to you if ever there was a chance.”
And whose fault is that? Are you trying to guilt trip me on my birthday? that you can’t celebrate bc some guy made up a bs religion in the 1870s and u fell for it??
And whose fault is that? Are you trying to guilt trip me on my birthday? that you can’t celebrate bc some guy made up a bs religion in the 1870s and u fell for it??
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In light of the cut to SNAP this coming month, I'd like to share that Aldi grocery stores have a "Feast for 10" deal for $40 until 12/24. It includes everything for making turkey, sides, and dessert.
www.aldi.us/products/tha...
www.aldi.us/products/tha...
Feast for 10
www.aldi.us
October 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
In light of the cut to SNAP this coming month, I'd like to share that Aldi grocery stores have a "Feast for 10" deal for $40 until 12/24. It includes everything for making turkey, sides, and dessert.
www.aldi.us/products/tha...
www.aldi.us/products/tha...
I’m taking so long to progress the plot in ZA bc I keep spending all my money on clothes and then have to go earn more money for clothes then I spend all my mo—
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I’m taking so long to progress the plot in ZA bc I keep spending all my money on clothes and then have to go earn more money for clothes then I spend all my mo—
Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen #LegendsZA #PokemonZA
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen #LegendsZA #PokemonZA
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As you may have noticed, white supremacists want to stop the influx of hardworking young people (aka immigration) while somehow forcing white women to have lots more babies to compensate, but they refuse to make having kids more affordable and less arduous an experience.
RFK Jr: "When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today it is 1.6%. The replacement rate -- in other words the amount of fertility you need to keep your population even -- is 2.1%. We are below replacement. That is a national security threat to our country."
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
As you may have noticed, white supremacists want to stop the influx of hardworking young people (aka immigration) while somehow forcing white women to have lots more babies to compensate, but they refuse to make having kids more affordable and less arduous an experience.
ngl all these tasks require friends I just reinstalled last month waaaaaa
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 966883454805
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 966883454805
October 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
ngl all these tasks require friends I just reinstalled last month waaaaaa
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 966883454805
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 966883454805
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Keys to the office? Check! ✅
Sworn in as Congresswoman? Not quite 🙅🏻♂️
Sworn in as Congresswoman? Not quite 🙅🏻♂️
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Keys to the office? Check! ✅
Sworn in as Congresswoman? Not quite 🙅🏻♂️
Sworn in as Congresswoman? Not quite 🙅🏻♂️
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Rep. AOC: Republicans want to sign on 1 extra year of these ACA subsidies. Why? Midterm elections. They want to extend the subsidies just 1 year so people don't realize the dupe they're pulling on everyone, so that they can all reelect themselves and allow them to expire when they win reelection
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Rep. AOC: Republicans want to sign on 1 extra year of these ACA subsidies. Why? Midterm elections. They want to extend the subsidies just 1 year so people don't realize the dupe they're pulling on everyone, so that they can all reelect themselves and allow them to expire when they win reelection