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*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES*
@empressariana.bsky.social
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1997 | 💖💜💙 | she/her | 🍉| Skeets are my own | current sleepy binch

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manifesting a door decorating contest win at work this year with the famous reindeer gifs
(I can’t find the artist on bsky but is hellomelmelmel on insta)
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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About those emails…
Destiel Confession meme. Castiel: I love you. Dean: Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob and Putin has pictures
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen #LegendsZA #PokemonZA
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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ngl all these tasks require friends I just reinstalled last month waaaaaa
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 966883454805
October 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I am being tortured in my landscape architecture class with visions of renaissance pizza @drawfeeshow.com
Screenshot of online college class. The page reads “7.3 Renaissance Piazza” in multiple places.
September 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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*wearing my mcr tour shirt*
coworker: Oh what kind of shirt is that?
me: I got it at the MCR concert!
coworker: but… that doesn’t say MCR it says … backwards K, C, R without the loop?
me:
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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HOLY SHIT!!?? #OnePiece1159
September 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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cleaning out my closet and I found a 10+ year old assignment to write a terror pantoum, pretty sure I nailed the ending
[lined notebook paper with an assignment handwritten on it] this folly is not cannibalism, I scream blasphemy as I surrender my life. Welcome to Night Vale. [teacher’s notes added in pen] I admit- that’s a twist I didn’t expect. Nice use of sensory details (the scent of fear) and tweaking of the repeated lines.
August 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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tried to take a photo of my new earrings but Pissboy stole the focus I’m cackling
Out of focus close up of someone’s collar, neck, jaw, and ear displaying beaded earrings in the colors of the bisexual flag. In the background, over their shoulder, is a very in focus green crying cat plushie of Pissboy from Drawfee’s Drawtectives.
June 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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It’s so Calliope coded I had to make it actually her lol
An edited screenshot from the video game “Ghost Thick” featuring the character Missile, a cartoon Pomeranian, taking. A speech box at the bottom of the screen reads, “I have no idea, of course.” The screenshot has been edited to make Missile a grey dog instead of a brown dog.
June 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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already do this… and????
May 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I wish I could be this effortlessly cool holy shit the fucking timing of the sunglasses @dimension20.bsky.social #GauntletattheGarden #dimension20
May 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I’ve been scouring ceiling fan pages and groups but can somebody tell me how the FUCK to change the uplight (?? new vocabulary word) on this harbor breeze fan my dad thinks he’s never changed those bulbs and the last one burnt out around 2020-21 (holy shit)
May 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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They look so bossy I’m obsessed you will not hear from me until I meet this professional little guy
April 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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if u go to heaven ur a virgin (guess where I’ve been trapped this evening)
April 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Happy Chicago Quiznos Coyote Friday: 18th Anniversary Edition
April 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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eepy
March 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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NEW FAVORITE POKÉMON POCKET CARD IS TEAM ROCKET GRUNT I WAS ABOUT TO BE MASSACRED BY THIS MFER BUT I WAS ABLE TO GET RID OF A SINGLE ENERGY AND THEY CONCEDED HOLY SHIT
March 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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a cryptid?
A dimly lit and dark photo of a small fluffy dog lying at the end of a hallway. The dog is basically a black silhouette with glowing white eyes looking back at the photographer. Vladislav from the “What we do in the shadows” movie as a black cat with a human face.
March 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I’m so tired but I can’t sleep bc the fact that I had the first moments of my bi awakening at like age 16-17 while at work surrounded by my coworkers is so embarrassing and apparently memORABLE FOR MORE THAN ME
Screenshots of a text conversation. Person 1: Also after thinkin bout it I think I remember you freaking out about that lady back in the day! Lol Person 2: I kept going on about she had the most beautiful smile I’d ever seen like a lunatic like i kept hoping she’d see me on the ice and wave at me like dear god I was so pathetic lol. I felt like my heart was going to leap out of my chest like how did it take me another year or so to figure out I was bisexual
February 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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fucking… the destiel meme strikes again god fucking damn it and it’s rt news ffs
Supernatural Destiel confession meme. Castiel with the words “I love you” and Dean with the words, “burnie burns bought rooster teeth back and announced it with a "I'm back from buying milk" joke”
February 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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TIKTAALIK BIG CHALLENGES
The words “Big Challenges” with a green cartoon tiktaalik underneath
February 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I wanted to go and find my exact thoughts on the matter
Screenshot showing three tweets. Original tweet reads, “Okay I'm starting Frieren people keep saying it's good” That tweet is quote tweeted by the same person and reads, “NO DO NOT LET THIS ADVENTURING PARTY BE HAUNTING THE NARRATIVE NO NO NO” This thread continues with, “me: powder blue boy is my favorite. frieren: a decade is nothing. me: OH. frieren: see you in 50 years. me: OH GOD NO.” Screenshot of two tweets. Original tweet reads,“NO DO NOT LET THIS ADVENTURING PARTY BE HAUNTING THE NARRATIVE NO NO NO” That tweet is quote tweeted by the same person and reads, “THIS NARRATIVE IS INCREDIBLY HAUNTED”
February 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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TIME TO CALL FETTERMAN’S OFFICE AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT (AND MCCORMICK THE RIGHT BASTARD)
The “Ah shit, here we go again.” meme from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
February 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM