frumious bandersnatch | your friendly neighborhood menace
@elvella.bsky.social
DLDR, SALS, YKINMKATO. current occupation: getting men pregnant.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/ElrondsScribe/works
https://archiveofourown.org/users/ElrondsScribe/works
when u set urself a deadline of Thanksgiving to get a draft to ur FTH beta but then Thanksgiving is suddenly a week and a half away
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
when u set urself a deadline of Thanksgiving to get a draft to ur FTH beta but then Thanksgiving is suddenly a week and a half away
Now adding “Da-jie” and sqealing
Typing “Mingjue-jie” in doc, giggling and kicking my feet
Writer Me @ my fth fic: magically forcefemmed NMJ??
Sensible Me: but the political ramifications. the social consequences.
Writer Me: ok but have we considered. Magically forcefemmed NMJ.
Sensible Me: but the political ramifications. the social consequences.
Writer Me: ok but have we considered. Magically forcefemmed NMJ.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Now adding “Da-jie” and sqealing
I’m thinking, too, of Age of Scorpius and Audra Winter. She’s 22, which means she’s also of the age to have likely been taught to read via 3 cues.
I’m thinking of the way her narrative prose got words and phrases straight up wrong on the sentence level. Like “that’s not what that word means” wrong.
I’m thinking of the way her narrative prose got words and phrases straight up wrong on the sentence level. Like “that’s not what that word means” wrong.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’m thinking, too, of Age of Scorpius and Audra Winter. She’s 22, which means she’s also of the age to have likely been taught to read via 3 cues.
I’m thinking of the way her narrative prose got words and phrases straight up wrong on the sentence level. Like “that’s not what that word means” wrong.
I’m thinking of the way her narrative prose got words and phrases straight up wrong on the sentence level. Like “that’s not what that word means” wrong.
I’m 29, so I would’ve been in the wave of kids taught reading via 3 cues had I gone to school.
For all the things she did wrong, my mother (who, for context, homeschooled my sis and me) was a firm believer in 1) phonics as the way to teach reading, and 2) reading to/with us a lot as young children.
For all the things she did wrong, my mother (who, for context, homeschooled my sis and me) was a firm believer in 1) phonics as the way to teach reading, and 2) reading to/with us a lot as young children.
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’m 29, so I would’ve been in the wave of kids taught reading via 3 cues had I gone to school.
For all the things she did wrong, my mother (who, for context, homeschooled my sis and me) was a firm believer in 1) phonics as the way to teach reading, and 2) reading to/with us a lot as young children.
For all the things she did wrong, my mother (who, for context, homeschooled my sis and me) was a firm believer in 1) phonics as the way to teach reading, and 2) reading to/with us a lot as young children.
Typing “Mingjue-jie” in doc, giggling and kicking my feet
Writer Me @ my fth fic: magically forcefemmed NMJ??
Sensible Me: but the political ramifications. the social consequences.
Writer Me: ok but have we considered. Magically forcefemmed NMJ.
Sensible Me: but the political ramifications. the social consequences.
Writer Me: ok but have we considered. Magically forcefemmed NMJ.
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Typing “Mingjue-jie” in doc, giggling and kicking my feet
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I am very serious when I say I truly do love and care about erotic art as a form of exploration and celebration. It’s so important, especially in these times where there’s so much vitriol about adult content. S/o to other adult artists, adult performers, writers, all yall!
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I am very serious when I say I truly do love and care about erotic art as a form of exploration and celebration. It’s so important, especially in these times where there’s so much vitriol about adult content. S/o to other adult artists, adult performers, writers, all yall!
and if I decide that eroticized telepathy/hivemind/psychic bond fanfic is going to become one if my recurring fixations, what then? what then, huh??
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
and if I decide that eroticized telepathy/hivemind/psychic bond fanfic is going to become one if my recurring fixations, what then? what then, huh??
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If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
me: love lan qiren. justice for shufu. good things for shufu.
also me, drafting my fth fic and getting ready to inflict Major Emotional Pain on lan qiren:
also me, drafting my fth fic and getting ready to inflict Major Emotional Pain on lan qiren:
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
Alt: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a fire with a concerningly gleeful expression
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
me: love lan qiren. justice for shufu. good things for shufu.
also me, drafting my fth fic and getting ready to inflict Major Emotional Pain on lan qiren:
also me, drafting my fth fic and getting ready to inflict Major Emotional Pain on lan qiren:
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'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!'
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
August 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!'
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
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A comic about CNC kink I've been thinking about for a few years, and I finally decided to sit down and make it.
![Consensual Non-Consent In Real Life
A 3 panel comic
Panel 1: Kink Negotiation
Blushing Person: I was thinking maybe we could try out some CNC play...
Person #2: Yeah, we can totally try that out, sweetie! We should plan out what we're willing to do!
Panel 2: "The Scene"
Person #2: The sex pollen.... it's... taking over. I... I can't...Hnngg....
Blushing Person: Noo! Please, you have to snap out of it!
Panel 3: Aftercare
Blushing Person: Thanks so much, that was fun. Let's do it again sometime.
[end of comic]
"The Scene" is the fantasy within a CNC framework.
Some fictional works tell a story depicting two (or more) characters following the process of doing CNC kink, just as they would in real life: Consent discussion, Kink negotiation, “The Scene", and Aftercare.
[image of a blushing person reading the above comic]
Some fictional works focus on “The Scene only. A framing device is not required, as the fantasy is contained fully within the story. This lets the reader engage in the kink the same way as if they were engaging in “The Scene" portion of the CNC play.
[image of a blushing person reading only “The Scene” panel from the above comic]
CNC play, and both sorts of fiction are normal and healthy!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e6upvlddlsc3tvmgdci5nmop/bafkreidwbark7hackmvu3yqr5hmyhqhbn6y7dnjxq444naoypfg3qmhei4@jpeg)
May 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A comic about CNC kink I've been thinking about for a few years, and I finally decided to sit down and make it.
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rape kink is also fine if you fantasize about being the perpetrator btw. if being a victim in your fantasies is fine, so is being a predator.
September 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
rape kink is also fine if you fantasize about being the perpetrator btw. if being a victim in your fantasies is fine, so is being a predator.
Mute because I’m about to be annoying about Tara Thornton yet again
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So there’s this sentiment that I’ve seen around the corners of fandom that I’m in, which is that if you are at any time for any reason not 100% on board with outsized amounts of trauma being inflicted on fictional characters who
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So there’s this sentiment that I’ve seen around the corners of fandom that I’m in, which is that if you are at any time for any reason not 100% on board with outsized amounts of trauma being inflicted on fictional characters who
September 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Mute because I’m about to be annoying about Tara Thornton yet again
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So there’s this sentiment that I’ve seen around the corners of fandom that I’m in, which is that if you are at any time for any reason not 100% on board with outsized amounts of trauma being inflicted on fictional characters who
.
So there’s this sentiment that I’ve seen around the corners of fandom that I’m in, which is that if you are at any time for any reason not 100% on board with outsized amounts of trauma being inflicted on fictional characters who
battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. cranberry juice in all its sugary glory
2. writing messily in a softcover journal with colored gel pens
3. pretty green dress with big white polka dots
4. satin pillowcase
5. small local wildlife with way too much confidence
1. cranberry juice in all its sugary glory
2. writing messily in a softcover journal with colored gel pens
3. pretty green dress with big white polka dots
4. satin pillowcase
5. small local wildlife with way too much confidence
battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. someone quietly seeing you need something and doing it for you
2. a cool shower when you're hot and gross
3. soft pillows in crisp pillowcases
4. warm fresh pjs hot from the dryer on a cold day
5. candle light
1. someone quietly seeing you need something and doing it for you
2. a cool shower when you're hot and gross
3. soft pillows in crisp pillowcases
4. warm fresh pjs hot from the dryer on a cold day
5. candle light
battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. happy houseplants
2. how regular pool water feels warm after the cold pool
3. knitting something for someone
4. the moment someone you’re waiting for appears and sees you and smiles
5. tea
1. happy houseplants
2. how regular pool water feels warm after the cold pool
3. knitting something for someone
4. the moment someone you’re waiting for appears and sees you and smiles
5. tea
September 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. cranberry juice in all its sugary glory
2. writing messily in a softcover journal with colored gel pens
3. pretty green dress with big white polka dots
4. satin pillowcase
5. small local wildlife with way too much confidence
1. cranberry juice in all its sugary glory
2. writing messily in a softcover journal with colored gel pens
3. pretty green dress with big white polka dots
4. satin pillowcase
5. small local wildlife with way too much confidence
pacing around my room in a Sane way and not at all like a caged tiger: ok so the deal is. the thing about sedoretu aus is. most of my fave books n shows n movies have a severe gender imbalance wrt the cast, right.
September 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
pacing around my room in a Sane way and not at all like a caged tiger: ok so the deal is. the thing about sedoretu aus is. most of my fave books n shows n movies have a severe gender imbalance wrt the cast, right.
u know that thing where a fandom has that one (1) absolutely bangin fusion AU fic and u get really into it but u can only keep reading that one (1) fic over and over until u’ve memorized the whole thing?
yeah anyway here’s a cql sedoretu au that rewired my brain
archiveofourown.org/works/487209...
yeah anyway here’s a cql sedoretu au that rewired my brain
archiveofourown.org/works/487209...
Ways To Make A Marriage - Chapter 1 - psocoptera - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
September 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
u know that thing where a fandom has that one (1) absolutely bangin fusion AU fic and u get really into it but u can only keep reading that one (1) fic over and over until u’ve memorized the whole thing?
yeah anyway here’s a cql sedoretu au that rewired my brain
archiveofourown.org/works/487209...
yeah anyway here’s a cql sedoretu au that rewired my brain
archiveofourown.org/works/487209...
That guy: a few gun deaths = necessary price to pay for the unrestricted right to bear arms 🇺🇸
God: ok if u say so
God: ok if u say so
September 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
That guy: a few gun deaths = necessary price to pay for the unrestricted right to bear arms 🇺🇸
God: ok if u say so
God: ok if u say so
Writer Me @ my fth fic: magically forcefemmed NMJ??
Sensible Me: but the political ramifications. the social consequences.
Writer Me: ok but have we considered. Magically forcefemmed NMJ.
Sensible Me: but the political ramifications. the social consequences.
Writer Me: ok but have we considered. Magically forcefemmed NMJ.
September 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Writer Me @ my fth fic: magically forcefemmed NMJ??
Sensible Me: but the political ramifications. the social consequences.
Writer Me: ok but have we considered. Magically forcefemmed NMJ.
Sensible Me: but the political ramifications. the social consequences.
Writer Me: ok but have we considered. Magically forcefemmed NMJ.
Okay I’m going to have a little bit of a posting moment and you 🫵 are going to suffer for it
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September 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Okay I’m going to have a little bit of a posting moment and you 🫵 are going to suffer for it
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back up your fics, they said. download copies of your faves and save them to a hard drive, they said. well what if i have like 3600 bookmarked. what THEN.
(i’m doing it but christ ALIVE.)
(i’m doing it but christ ALIVE.)
September 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
back up your fics, they said. download copies of your faves and save them to a hard drive, they said. well what if i have like 3600 bookmarked. what THEN.
(i’m doing it but christ ALIVE.)
(i’m doing it but christ ALIVE.)
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Can't believe people don't get this; but the reason this payment processor shit has to be all or nothing is because once these freaks establish a line on what fiction is or isn't okay the line will only move further and further in. You have to fight against the line entirely.
August 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Can't believe people don't get this; but the reason this payment processor shit has to be all or nothing is because once these freaks establish a line on what fiction is or isn't okay the line will only move further and further in. You have to fight against the line entirely.
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the idea of “unnecessary sex scenes” seems like a skill issue to me tbh. i love writing sex as a framing device for people because it’s such a great way to show people at their most complex and vulnerable, and how that might interact with someone else’s complex vulnerability
January 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
the idea of “unnecessary sex scenes” seems like a skill issue to me tbh. i love writing sex as a framing device for people because it’s such a great way to show people at their most complex and vulnerable, and how that might interact with someone else’s complex vulnerability
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
You know you've chosen the people you follow correctly when James Dobson dies and your entire timeline throws a a party
August 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
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I dunno about y’all, but creating, reading, and appreciating smutty art + writing has been an important, valuable part of my life for decades. It’s helped me discover my gender identity + overcome deeply internalized shame around my sexuality + sex in general. It’s given me friendship + community!
August 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I dunno about y’all, but creating, reading, and appreciating smutty art + writing has been an important, valuable part of my life for decades. It’s helped me discover my gender identity + overcome deeply internalized shame around my sexuality + sex in general. It’s given me friendship + community!
they hated jesus because she spoke the TRUTH
(also i personally haven’t heard the term ‘misogyny slop ecosystem’ and i think it’s useful)
youtu.be/2orxx4M3EMc?...
(also i personally haven’t heard the term ‘misogyny slop ecosystem’ and i think it’s useful)
youtu.be/2orxx4M3EMc?...
censorship is coming for you next (& you're cheering it on)
YouTube video by Ophie Dokie
youtu.be
August 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
they hated jesus because she spoke the TRUTH
(also i personally haven’t heard the term ‘misogyny slop ecosystem’ and i think it’s useful)
youtu.be/2orxx4M3EMc?...
(also i personally haven’t heard the term ‘misogyny slop ecosystem’ and i think it’s useful)
youtu.be/2orxx4M3EMc?...