Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan
@tellingetienne.bsky.social
E/em or they/them. 40s, queer, kinky, fat, disabled. Mostly fandom (dragon age, some danmei, bls, SFF books). Also original erotica short stories on occasion.
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watched 2x3 of iwtv tonight and kept yelling at the tv LOUIS NO HE'S CRAZIER THAN LESTAT
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
watched 2x3 of iwtv tonight and kept yelling at the tv LOUIS NO HE'S CRAZIER THAN LESTAT
I am reading An Uncommon Betrothal by Johannes T Evans and enjoying it but ALSO I was suffering from Lava Bones real bad and it reminded me of the restorative power of a bath. i boiled myself like a lobster and felt Better. The power of reading books about disabled ppl written by a disabled person
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I am reading An Uncommon Betrothal by Johannes T Evans and enjoying it but ALSO I was suffering from Lava Bones real bad and it reminded me of the restorative power of a bath. i boiled myself like a lobster and felt Better. The power of reading books about disabled ppl written by a disabled person
next week i'm going to an erotic art market that is also going to have the option for... erotic hair cuts an i can't say i'm not tempted it sounds so interesting
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
next week i'm going to an erotic art market that is also going to have the option for... erotic hair cuts an i can't say i'm not tempted it sounds so interesting
made some brown sugar persimmon steel cut oats for lunch and A++
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
made some brown sugar persimmon steel cut oats for lunch and A++
if you're tired of listening to teens phone noise go find a gift drive where teens are asking for wireless headphones and buy some! win/win for everyone
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
if you're tired of listening to teens phone noise go find a gift drive where teens are asking for wireless headphones and buy some! win/win for everyone
bullshit how actually putting socks or slippers on my feet helps control my pain level. my feet should not be forced into containment in my own home
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
bullshit how actually putting socks or slippers on my feet helps control my pain level. my feet should not be forced into containment in my own home
Just woke up from a nightmare that I had covid again. Rude
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Just woke up from a nightmare that I had covid again. Rude
play partner left me some CA edibles and jfc CA edibles do NOT fuck around with strength why are they so strong
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
play partner left me some CA edibles and jfc CA edibles do NOT fuck around with strength why are they so strong
personal tmi // a new play partner came over and we had a great time but they are literally the first skinny able bodied person i've had sex with and in the middle of things i was like "oh this is going to help my writing SO MUCH" which is a Normal Thing to think during sex
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
personal tmi // a new play partner came over and we had a great time but they are literally the first skinny able bodied person i've had sex with and in the middle of things i was like "oh this is going to help my writing SO MUCH" which is a Normal Thing to think during sex
for my fellow kj charles fans, what is your favorite book? i'm a huge fan of A Seditious Affair and Any Old Diamonds for... oh normal Etienne reasons.
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
for my fellow kj charles fans, what is your favorite book? i'm a huge fan of A Seditious Affair and Any Old Diamonds for... oh normal Etienne reasons.
what if EYE reread Ninefox Gambit?????
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
what if EYE reread Ninefox Gambit?????
holds up Nirai Kujen by the scruff of his neck in one hand and the vampire Armand in the other and shakes them violently. THEY'RE SIMILAR RIGHT?
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
holds up Nirai Kujen by the scruff of his neck in one hand and the vampire Armand in the other and shakes them violently. THEY'RE SIMILAR RIGHT?
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Grey wolf
White tail deer
Red fox
Sandhill Crane
Cotton tail rabbit
Grey wolf
White tail deer
Red fox
Sandhill Crane
Cotton tail rabbit
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Lynx
Moose
Dolphin
Humpback whale
Walrus
Lynx
Moose
Dolphin
Humpback whale
Walrus
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Orca
Lion
Albatross
Moose
Tanuki
Orca
Lion
Albatross
Moose
Tanuki
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Grey wolf
White tail deer
Red fox
Sandhill Crane
Cotton tail rabbit
Grey wolf
White tail deer
Red fox
Sandhill Crane
Cotton tail rabbit
wauugh the bag salad i got for salmon salads was KALE and i'm STRUGGLING with bigger pieces of kale help
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
wauugh the bag salad i got for salmon salads was KALE and i'm STRUGGLING with bigger pieces of kale help
time for edible o'clock night TWO
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
time for edible o'clock night TWO
dinner time
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
dinner time
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Vienna Teng
Hoizer
The Mountain Goats
The Decemberists
Great Big Sea
Vienna Teng
Hoizer
The Mountain Goats
The Decemberists
Great Big Sea
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
The National
Bob Dylan
Hozier
The Decemberists
Sufjan Stevens
The National
Bob Dylan
Hozier
The Decemberists
Sufjan Stevens
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Rammstein
Britney Spears
Faithless
Muse
Frank Turner
Rammstein
Britney Spears
Faithless
Muse
Frank Turner
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Vienna Teng
Hoizer
The Mountain Goats
The Decemberists
Great Big Sea
Vienna Teng
Hoizer
The Mountain Goats
The Decemberists
Great Big Sea
I generally can't be fucked to make things from scratch these days (although i CAN) and bought some fancy little frozen appetizers to graze on and this was an excellent idea, thank you past me
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I generally can't be fucked to make things from scratch these days (although i CAN) and bought some fancy little frozen appetizers to graze on and this was an excellent idea, thank you past me
yesterday i ordered a black tea grape slush from the bubble tea place and couldn't stop thinking about how good it was. so last night i made some cold brew jasmine tea and froze my green grape and while i like the black grape/black tea combo better this is NICE
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
yesterday i ordered a black tea grape slush from the bubble tea place and couldn't stop thinking about how good it was. so last night i made some cold brew jasmine tea and froze my green grape and while i like the black grape/black tea combo better this is NICE
went to bed at like 9:30 last night and while i didn't sleep in until 10, I didn't leave bed until 10. I NEEDED that omg
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
went to bed at like 9:30 last night and while i didn't sleep in until 10, I didn't leave bed until 10. I NEEDED that omg
a couple of weeks ago i saw a post of that was a round up of erotica written by trans women but i can't find it now. does anyone know what i'm talking about? or can you rec me a (non horror) erotica written by a trans woman?
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
a couple of weeks ago i saw a post of that was a round up of erotica written by trans women but i can't find it now. does anyone know what i'm talking about? or can you rec me a (non horror) erotica written by a trans woman?
Edible O'clock in about 30-40 minutes. Hello. How are you? What's good? Share something interesting or nice with me. Have you read a good story or book lately? Had some really great sex? Touched some exceptional grass? Are my fellow usa peeps cooking tomorrow?
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Edible O'clock in about 30-40 minutes. Hello. How are you? What's good? Share something interesting or nice with me. Have you read a good story or book lately? Had some really great sex? Touched some exceptional grass? Are my fellow usa peeps cooking tomorrow?
I'm running on a truly horrible amount of sleep today and calling out before a holiday is not something anyone will be happy with me about so wish me luck.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm running on a truly horrible amount of sleep today and calling out before a holiday is not something anyone will be happy with me about so wish me luck.
fighting the war on crimbus on the side of the war
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
fighting the war on crimbus on the side of the war
my new coworker loves ya books and i almost handed her the dark rise books yesterday before i was like "do i really want her to have this information about me"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
my new coworker loves ya books and i almost handed her the dark rise books yesterday before i was like "do i really want her to have this information about me"