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birds von bag
@birdsbag.bsky.social
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he/him. 30+ artist, writer, avian collective. frequently nsfw. mostly bg3 these days but i still love to think about claude von riegan. welcome to autistic wizard central
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · Feb 2
hi i’m tony birds but you can call me birds. or tony

🌱 this is not a space for minors, i draw and rt nsfw on the regular
🌱 i keep my following count low otherwise i’d get overwhelmed, please don’t take it personally
🌱 i write fic! archiveofourown.org/users/houseo...
birdsbag.bsky.social
watching heated rivalry and goodness. those men are having sex
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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churchofpossum.bsky.social
A birthday present for a friend.

[ #BG3 ]
A drawing of Gale and Astarion from BG3 fucking each other in the woods. Gale is on his back with Astarion riding him and fucking a double sided purple dildo into him. My friend told me they don't have top/bottom preferences so they both get to bottom.
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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baoxie.bsky.social
lysithea!! #fe3h
Art of Lysithea. She is holding Thyrsus and pointing forward with sparkles emitting from her hand.
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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littleskrib.bsky.social
Here with you

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#Hansry #KCD #KCD2
A digital illustration of the characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance having sex. Henry's situated on top bracing on his arms and knees while Hans holds his hips close at the thighs. Both of them are gazing into the other's eyes as they rut together.
October 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
birdsbag.bsky.social
always low key thinking about clea dessendre. best character of clair obscur and she’s barely in it
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
birdsbag.bsky.social
trying to copy this style is really fun actually
a drawing of hans capon and henry of skalitz from kcd2, done in a faux medieval style. they’re riding horses within a patterned border and the skalitz and leipa shields are above them.
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
birdsbag.bsky.social
You’ll have to take him first #kcd2 #hansry
A drawing of Hans Capon and Henry of Skalitz from KCD2. Its a depiction of when Henry challenges Jan Zizka to a duel to defend Hans from Zizka’s bandits, drawn in a faux-medieval style, with a mixed Leipa/Skalitz border around the edge
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
birdsbag.bsky.social
god i forgot about hopes dimiyuri. so good. sexually bullying the king is praxis
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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zedsabre.smallbird.social
hopes dimiyuri... save me..
black and white lineart of fire emblem warriors: hopes yuri leclerc flirtatiously holding dimitri alexandre blaiddyd by the jaw
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
birdsbag.bsky.social
does anyone else feel their soul rotting a bit when they haven’t made any art for a while
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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raichiyo33.bsky.social
Mercedes von Martritz
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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chimney1022.bsky.social
🌲
#FE3H
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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chimney1022.bsky.social
💚
#FE3H
November 13, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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birdsbag.bsky.social
objectifying wizards again
August 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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birdsbag.bsky.social
herbalist #kcd2
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
birdsbag.bsky.social
the kcd2 forge dlc is great but it’s also like… well the main quest is asking henry to risk life and limb with the guys who suck most in all of bohemia, or he can be a respected and well-earning businessman with very few people trying to kill him
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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altidae.bsky.social
actually, creative work about fucking is cool!!! creative work that is specifically about fucking is really really good!!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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jonkk.bsky.social
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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ghoulvalentines.bsky.social
god bless Gale "oral fixation" Dekarios. bless him. no matter what you've got it is going in his mouth
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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ln420.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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berglars420.bsky.social
a sensual and passionate man!
August 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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ramlightly.bsky.social
The Gentle Garden Series
The character Basil tied up in vines while a blossom fondles his genitals The character Basil tied up in vines and flowers while a ginger shampoo plant drips a pale liquid into his mouth The character Basil hogtied by vines and flowers while a plant drips a pale liquid onto his bottom
May 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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paintingtomato.bsky.social
have you heard about my new years eve tradition of drawing a fat and hairy sylvain
Sylvain's a little older – fat and hairy and freckled. He's lying on his back, only wearing a pair of white briefs, his legs crossed almost playfully as he reads a book propped on his belly, reading glassed low on his nose. A tattoo artist AU. Sylvain's sitting on a chair, wearing ripped jeans, an open Hawaiian shirt and black latex gloves. His thick torso and arms are covered in ornate tattoos. He's smiling absentmindedly as he's ripping open a package of hypodermic needles. Sylvain's holding a book. He's wearing a henley and his face is covered in freckles and a full beard. He's also sporting some reading glasses. Sylvain's lying on a bearskin rug, propped up on one arm, mimicking a famous Burt Reynolds centerfold from the seventies. He's naked and hairy, smiling somewhere off camera.
November 29, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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paintingtomato.bsky.social
reading bernie's latest
Sketch of Sylvain. He's a little older – fat and hairy and freckled. He's lying on his back, only wearing a pair of white briefs, his legs crossed almost playfully as he reads a book propped on his belly, reading glassed low on his nose.
January 1, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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bnrlibrarian.bsky.social
a gay poem from my reading tonight: “be fat, do crimes” by baruch porras hernandez
ASSARACUS: BARUCH PORRAS HERNANDEZ BE FAT, DO CRIMES Whenever I break a chair just by sitting on it, I think to myself, wow MY BODY IS POWERFUL. I bend gravity as I walk! Feel the earth groan a little when I plant my feet on it. I crack mirrors when I look at them because they are not enough to hold my beauty! Calling all mountaineers! Time to climb me like the sex mountain I am! Get on fellas! Big Foot is real, you found me! Gargantuan! The beast of your dreams! Planetary! Enough to feed a village! A couch you can fuck! A bed that will massage your back as you melt on top of me, a donut between both our mouths! I know skinny jerks hate it when I say this: My sex life got better after I got fat. I'll say it again, for the back of the room: My Sex Life Got Better AFTER I GOT FAT! One lover says I make him feel like a real person, one lover says no one can make him cum as hard as I can, one lover keeps coming back, says I devour him like a meal, and I do, from his ear lobes to his delicious toes. Here comes the behemoth, get the fuck out my way! Oh no, you bought an airplane seat next to me? Get ready to cuddle, bitch! My legs, my skin, my softness abounding astronomical, my ass astounding. I have swallowed Jonah. He was delicious! I have swallowed the wooden marionette and his little old man too! ASSARACUS: BARUCH PORRAS HERNANDEZ When I have troubles I eat a donut, fuck a beautiful man, and forget. Be Fat! Do Crimes! Commit the crime of walking down the street while being fat with a smile on your face, I promise you it will just ruin the fuck out of skinny people's days. All the men on the sex apps in San Francisco, a choir of headless bodies screaming: "I am Into: Jocks! Muscle! Daddies! Twinks! College! Nerd! Trans! Otters! Fit! Any Race! Guys Next Door! Older! Younger! Kink! Poz! PnP! Discreet! Monogamous! Polyamorous! Pissplay! Footplay! PUPPYPLAY! Sir-Boy! Father-Son! Uncle-Nephew! Bisexual! Bukkake! Lampshades! Cars! Couches! Corn on the Cob! Towels! Curtains! Elbows! Trees! Carrots! Desks! Sculptures Made of Thumbtacks! Anything, Anything, WILL FUCK ANYTHING but please for the love of god, don't BE FAT! No offense, it's just a preference, if I take care of my body, so should you." But I don't care. All I have to do lift my arms at a Bear event and all the men start salivating when my shirt raises over my gut. At a sex club I run through the twinks like a lion runs through tall grass and reeds. They climb on top of me like Totoro as I fly through the gay air. At the sex party seven men get on their knees to form an ass buffet. My tongue, mightier than the sword! Where is the beef? Here I am! To Me, My X-Tra Large Men! Sometimes I have sex just because I know ASSARACUS: BARUCH PORRAS HERNANDEZ somewhere some hateful twink is furious that a fat person is loving their life. I know my orgasms are so great somewhere a skinny bitch feels the cosmic energy of my release and screams in jealous agony and to that I say "Oh honey, go have a snack."
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM