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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · Nov 6

I am asking one thing of you all: do not voluntarily detransition.

That is what they want most.

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 43m

that was a really impressive performance by the Mariners. #MLB

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 58m

fAINE.

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

that’s actually a cool purse

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

Spencer Cox is genuinely the most fascinating Republican in the country right now.

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

my great-grandpa didn’t lose an eye liberating the Philippines for this kind of BS about other countries not being real.

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

Every time a “good american” makes this joke, the reparation payments get bigger

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 3h

Canada’s an adorable country, I wish it was real

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

Lesson #1: Do you see what this bullet did to an old soda cans? A gun is not a toy. It will kill you dead.

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

My single most redneck trait is that you can teach an 11-year-old an incredibly important lesson about gun safety, that will stick with them for life, with some old soda cans and a 12-gauge shotgun

OPB @opb.org · 4h

Researchers discovered that since 2017, firearms have surpassed motor vehicle collisions as the leading cause of mortality for youth ages 11-18, spiking from 1,945 deaths in 2001 to 3,224 in 2022.

Gun deaths among high schoolers on the rise, WSU study finds

The researchers found that, nationwide, high schoolers ages 14 to 18 are at an exceptionally elevated risk for gun-inflicted injury and death compared to children in other age groups in both rural and urban settings.

www.opb.org

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☕️ Jeremy Diamond @dmnd.me · 1h

George Michael — of Sports Machine fame, not the musician — once said to me “You look like a stats nerd. What does OPS stand for?”

“On-base percentage plus slugging percentage.”

“Not OBS! OPS!”

Old ass dude held on a long time

City Nolan @ndhapple.bsky.social · 1h

OPS is a baloney stat

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

fuck, man, maybe this is Seattle’s year #MLB

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

Spouse was telling me they used to only get the Mariners games growing up in BC, since their cable system only had TSN and not Sportsnet

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

🚨 Enemy of Canada alert

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

BIG DUMPER! / CUL GÉANT!

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obnoxiously gay @obnoxiously.gay · 2h

seeking pre-seed funding to spoil girls

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 2h

shots fired lmao

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 2h

this is genuinely one of the dumbest things Stoller has ever said? #uspoli

Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 3h

no quarter given lmao

Matt Stoller & @matthewstoller • 2h
UPS had seven months of warning about the de minimis change, but is still taking packages w/o getting required customs info & is making tariff charge errors.
Nice use of passive voice though!

derek guy
@dieworkwear • 2h
i apologize using a passive voice. i was not born in london to a wealthy bank executive, sent to an exclusive private prep school in new hampshire, and then studied at harvard before larping as a champion of the people. you have to work with my low upbringing.

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 2h

this must be what happened to my roof.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 3h

accidentally spilling worcestershire sauce on the wall and giving my house leprosy

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 2h

there are descriptions of red-headed dudes from the ancient near east throughout the hebrew bible! like, come on

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 3h

Do Americans understand the extraordinary lengths the Blue Jays went through to have the US anthem met by absolute dead silence instead of boos? #AllezJays #MLB

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

Are they showing the land acknowledgment on the US telecast, or was it censored for being too woke #AllezJays #MLB

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

fed

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

that kinda tracks. veggie gravy is basically fine for what it does in poutine.

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

You seem very confused.

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 6h

Poutine from any Middle Eastern country, including Israel, would probably slap btw

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

I was talking about how a hypothetical fusion of Canadian poutine with any Middle Eastern country’s cuisine would be delicious.

Do you disagree? Do you dislike fusion cuisine?

What about butter chicken pizza, another food that originated in Canada?

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