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official cigarette of the royal canadian mounted police
my sister’s cat instantly adopted me
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
core memories unlocked
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
They’ve got the Breezer car out today 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
median Congressional appropriations process #uspoli
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
MLS 👏 club 👏 era 👏 record 👏 attendance #VWFC
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
greetings fellow woke moralists
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Now say you live down the road in Folsom, which got a light railway to Sacramento in 2005.

A 30-minute trip by car is scheduled at 51 minutes by train, with a 15-minute penalty for just barely missing your train. Seems bad!
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The author lives in Roseville, a suburb roughly 30 km from the State Capitol.

If you work at home in Roseville and have a lunch meeting, you wouldn’t need to leave until 11:30ish.
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
average t4t relationship
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
the fog is doing cool stuff with the mountains
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
REAL bike routes designed by REAL traffic engineers. they have played us for fools
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
so much to unpack here
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
missing: reward if found #uspoli
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The case for connecting Murray Street to Barnet Highway, explained
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Mods are asleep, post Air Canada Concorde
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My great-grandpa was born 102 years ago today. He was a Florida Cracker, and a bona-fide war hero in the Liberation of the Philippines.

My mother often speaks of his many virtues as a gentle man who accepted all and was quick to forgive.
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
what’s all this about aloof wives?
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I think this was literally the first thing I bought in Canada.
November 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
does anyone remember what i meant by this?
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
dawg, this was literally a two-part “Archer”
episode
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
would you like some arroz con pollo?
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM