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Jay 🔜 Shoebox?

@elflawyer.bsky.social

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They/He Proud parent of a rescue dog. Love cube, cooking, fantasy books, history books, food history books, TTRPGs. We need to rework the Democratic Party. Only here til I'm ~35.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 4h

one sec printing up hats for my 2028 run: MAQA, Make America (be on) Quaaludes Again

Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · Jul 17

why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11h

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

Rosen Thorne @rosenthorne.bsky.social · 1d

We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 7h

reinventing fire emblem from first principles:

Prismatic Wasteland @prismaticwasteland.com · 9h

Concept: chess with literally no rules changes but every piece has an elaborate backstory that the player must read before play begins. Sure, it’s easy to sacrifice a faceless nameless pawn, but not so easy when you know about their life story and everything that got them to this war

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 5h

I thought the set was already based too much on Spiderverse!

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 6h

If they want to be Aristocrats so badly, can the Madame be brought back?

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 9h

Fr fr same

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 10h

It looks so good!

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 10h

We need to have Democratic lawmakers dox ICE agents on the record

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 19h

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 11h

This Mexican WWII poster is some of the hardest shit ever

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 10h

That would require the government to actually care. We live in a country where moralizing over who *deserves* groceries is more important than actually making sure people are fed.

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 14h

That manchild doesn't have patience for cinema

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 14h

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 14h

He probably read an AI summary

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 14h

Who the hell is that pervert who keeps leaving horny notices on the planeswalker message boards??

Henn, known robot kisser @iwriterobots.com · 14h

Everyone should post like they're a planeswalker. I think it would be silly.

A screenshot of a tweet that has been edited. It reads, "Tweet like Planeswalkers were real"

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 16h

(Using the setting I mean, not the system)

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 16h

Do you think Cy Borg could run Shadowrun games

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 17h

Gengar card???

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 17h

bsky.app/profile/shiv...

Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 19h

I know what it means. I am just saying the text itself is remarkably bizarre to understand at first glance.

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 18h

Tbh the Spider-Man set could have been great, if they focused on Spider-Man & not the Spiderverse. We didn't need to see 15,000 versions of Spider-Man represented on cards

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Abe Stein @morenothings.bsky.social · 1d

Magic has always been a game that excelled at showcasing *worlds* and not characters, I think this is a big source of complaint about "story" from some, but it shows that ATLA has a much more interesting world for a tcg to play in than, say, NYC.

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 18h

It's literally an animated show where a voice cast accurately reads out the names

Some real M Night Shyamalan shit going on

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Jon Jon, Mother of Goons @jonjonjon.bsky.social · 1d

Non-Asian MtG creators revealing Avatar cards:

Please learn to pronounce the Asian names properly before making your content.

Taking a wild stab then apologizing for not knowing how to pronounce it isn't a good rollout.

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Brandon @btavshanjian.bsky.social · 1d

The Korean article on the Hyundai raid explained MAGA as a movement seeking to overturn the civil rights movement and I still haven’t found a better description

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 18h

Ask the canvassers how long their commute into New York was