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Nile (like the river)
@nilejoan.com
· Nov 15
does bsky know about the mtg microformat i made?
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
do all the people who told me i was wrong when i said Spider Sense was gonna be extremely strong in Standard want to apologize now or later?
jkjk, i know those people aren't watching worlds
jkjk, i know those people aren't watching worlds
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
do all the people who told me i was wrong when i said Spider Sense was gonna be extremely strong in Standard want to apologize now or later?
jkjk, i know those people aren't watching worlds
jkjk, i know those people aren't watching worlds
as a former denverite, it's so fucking hype to see Sam Pardee lock in his top 8 for worlds
LET'S GO BAYBEE THE MOUNTAINS NEVER DIE
LET'S GO BAYBEE THE MOUNTAINS NEVER DIE
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
as a former denverite, it's so fucking hype to see Sam Pardee lock in his top 8 for worlds
LET'S GO BAYBEE THE MOUNTAINS NEVER DIE
LET'S GO BAYBEE THE MOUNTAINS NEVER DIE
100%
people grossly underestimate how unbelievably hard casting events in general is, and the insane force multiplier that is applied when you're casting the best players in the world for the biggest event in the game
if you think you could do better, you're wrong.
people grossly underestimate how unbelievably hard casting events in general is, and the insane force multiplier that is applied when you're casting the best players in the world for the biggest event in the game
if you think you could do better, you're wrong.
Since I have been going to Magic Cons I never get to see PT coverage since they happen at same time and place.
Rare treat to watch the best in the business talking about the best players in the game.
Great job all around coverage gang! You all sound and look great.
www.twitch.tv/magic
Rare treat to watch the best in the business talking about the best players in the game.
Great job all around coverage gang! You all sound and look great.
www.twitch.tv/magic
Magic - Twitch
Magic World Championship 31 - Day Two - Bellevue, WA
www.twitch.tv
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
100%
people grossly underestimate how unbelievably hard casting events in general is, and the insane force multiplier that is applied when you're casting the best players in the world for the biggest event in the game
if you think you could do better, you're wrong.
people grossly underestimate how unbelievably hard casting events in general is, and the insane force multiplier that is applied when you're casting the best players in the world for the biggest event in the game
if you think you could do better, you're wrong.
so funny how often people talk about the variance in magic as if it is the most important factor in games yet we keep seeing the same people do well in the most intense tournaments
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
so funny how often people talk about the variance in magic as if it is the most important factor in games yet we keep seeing the same people do well in the most intense tournaments
my absolute favorite old school runescape fun fact is that the halfway point between level 1 and level 99 is level 92 lmao
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my absolute favorite old school runescape fun fact is that the halfway point between level 1 and level 99 is level 92 lmao
haha sorry i didn't text you back!
i just didn't have the energy to do so until 3 in the morning and that felt like a weird time to text so i decided to just live with the dread of needing to reply to you for another day
i just didn't have the energy to do so until 3 in the morning and that felt like a weird time to text so i decided to just live with the dread of needing to reply to you for another day
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
haha sorry i didn't text you back!
i just didn't have the energy to do so until 3 in the morning and that felt like a weird time to text so i decided to just live with the dread of needing to reply to you for another day
i just didn't have the energy to do so until 3 in the morning and that felt like a weird time to text so i decided to just live with the dread of needing to reply to you for another day
the chair company is like if David Lynch had directed a season of ITYSL
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
the chair company is like if David Lynch had directed a season of ITYSL
when you've had like a week of bad insomnia nights in a row and then you slip into a brief 11 hour coma
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
when you've had like a week of bad insomnia nights in a row and then you slip into a brief 11 hour coma
y'all remember that game that was sent to me that I said was super fun and I played for like 5 hours when I got it?
well I'm now partnering with them to help produce it!! I'm really happy to be part of such a fun and well designed game, and if you're in SF this weekend you can see it in person!
well I'm now partnering with them to help produce it!! I'm really happy to be part of such a fun and well designed game, and if you're in SF this weekend you can see it in person!
Time to bring the lil' girlfriend-nemeses on a tour _within_ the cosmos…!
Witches' Revel will be at several cons this winter & spring — starting THIS WEEK, all weekend (Nov 27-30) at Fan Expo San Francisco.
Find me at booth 224 of the Dealers Hall! fanexpohq.com/fanexposanfranc...
Witches' Revel will be at several cons this winter & spring — starting THIS WEEK, all weekend (Nov 27-30) at Fan Expo San Francisco.
Find me at booth 224 of the Dealers Hall! fanexpohq.com/fanexposanfranc...
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
y'all remember that game that was sent to me that I said was super fun and I played for like 5 hours when I got it?
well I'm now partnering with them to help produce it!! I'm really happy to be part of such a fun and well designed game, and if you're in SF this weekend you can see it in person!
well I'm now partnering with them to help produce it!! I'm really happy to be part of such a fun and well designed game, and if you're in SF this weekend you can see it in person!
twas the night before Home Alone day
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
twas the night before Home Alone day
oh I forgot to mention!
me and my friend / former co-worker Conor scored this as well!
we brought a ton of instruments and my laptop into the office and just live scored it over a few days. it was awesome
me and my friend / former co-worker Conor scored this as well!
we brought a ton of instruments and my laptop into the office and just live scored it over a few days. it was awesome
It's live! Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story!
Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?
Join us as we follow our very own Jesse Robkin behind the scenes of Magic's Pro Tour: youtu.be/TruZW-VUywE
#MagicTheGathering
Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?
Join us as we follow our very own Jesse Robkin behind the scenes of Magic's Pro Tour: youtu.be/TruZW-VUywE
#MagicTheGathering
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
oh I forgot to mention!
me and my friend / former co-worker Conor scored this as well!
we brought a ton of instruments and my laptop into the office and just live scored it over a few days. it was awesome
me and my friend / former co-worker Conor scored this as well!
we brought a ton of instruments and my laptop into the office and just live scored it over a few days. it was awesome
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I am very, very bad that using this app but wanted to drop in to announce that Lou and I are engaged! I am so excited for the next chapter 💓
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am very, very bad that using this app but wanted to drop in to announce that Lou and I are engaged! I am so excited for the next chapter 💓
Some of you may vaguely remember me running around MC Vegas like a chicken with my head cut off carrying tons of video equipment
It was to bring this idea I had to reality. This was the last major thing I worked on before leaving TCC, but I left before it was done
can't wait to see the result!
It was to bring this idea I had to reality. This was the last major thing I worked on before leaving TCC, but I left before it was done
can't wait to see the result!
Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Some of you may vaguely remember me running around MC Vegas like a chicken with my head cut off carrying tons of video equipment
It was to bring this idea I had to reality. This was the last major thing I worked on before leaving TCC, but I left before it was done
can't wait to see the result!
It was to bring this idea I had to reality. This was the last major thing I worked on before leaving TCC, but I left before it was done
can't wait to see the result!
yooo Christmas came early from @tolariancommunitycollege.com !!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
yooo Christmas came early from @tolariancommunitycollege.com !!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
watching @pg8.bsky.social play izzet affinity and the casters are like "why tf is there a cactuar in the sideboard??"
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
watching @pg8.bsky.social play izzet affinity and the casters are like "why tf is there a cactuar in the sideboard??"
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
a generational divide between gen zed and i that I'll never achieve comfort with is their immediate impulse to film/photograph everything
nothing sucks me out of a moment more than someone hastily grabbing a phone to document it with
nothing sucks me out of a moment more than someone hastily grabbing a phone to document it with
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
a generational divide between gen zed and i that I'll never achieve comfort with is their immediate impulse to film/photograph everything
nothing sucks me out of a moment more than someone hastily grabbing a phone to document it with
nothing sucks me out of a moment more than someone hastily grabbing a phone to document it with
"do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" is some BULLSHIT that was said by someone who did NOT love what they do
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" is some BULLSHIT that was said by someone who did NOT love what they do
Burmese food fucking rules i am so hashtag blessed to live in a place that is surrounded by it
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Burmese food fucking rules i am so hashtag blessed to live in a place that is surrounded by it
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obsessed with the woman who covered Friday Night from ITYSL
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
obsessed with the woman who covered Friday Night from ITYSL
"good game, i almost had ya!" i say to my riftbound opponent
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"good game, i almost had ya!" i say to my riftbound opponent
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
made $160 going undefeated with grixis wizards at FIN draft night
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM
made $160 going undefeated with grixis wizards at FIN draft night
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
pic of my great tits for ya
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
pic of my great tits for ya
my chess coach: "find mate in 1"
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
my chess coach: "find mate in 1"
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
if you've been playing riftbound, which format(s) have you played and what are your thoughts so far?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you've been playing riftbound, which format(s) have you played and what are your thoughts so far?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?