Nile (like the river)
@nilejoan.com
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Nile (like the river)
@nilejoan.com
· Nov 15
does bsky know about the mtg microformat i made?
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
presented with zero context
January 22, 2026 at 3:42 AM
presented with zero context
I'm so queer pilled that I often forget that being attracted to women is not inherently gay
my straight friend will talk about kissing a girl and I'm like "gayyyy--oh wait."
my straight friend will talk about kissing a girl and I'm like "gayyyy--oh wait."
January 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I'm so queer pilled that I often forget that being attracted to women is not inherently gay
my straight friend will talk about kissing a girl and I'm like "gayyyy--oh wait."
my straight friend will talk about kissing a girl and I'm like "gayyyy--oh wait."
i refuse to QT a gif of Pr* J*red but the best way to teach magic is the mtg arena color challenge and anyone who says differently is sorely mistaken
January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i refuse to QT a gif of Pr* J*red but the best way to teach magic is the mtg arena color challenge and anyone who says differently is sorely mistaken
being a long term "bobby and karamo are the only good queer eyes" believer is paying DIVIDENDS right now
January 21, 2026 at 8:30 PM
being a long term "bobby and karamo are the only good queer eyes" believer is paying DIVIDENDS right now
i LITERALLY look like this just with a bigger waist, darker hair, curly hair, smaller tits, worse skin, no wings, and a less inviting aura
January 21, 2026 at 8:01 PM
i LITERALLY look like this just with a bigger waist, darker hair, curly hair, smaller tits, worse skin, no wings, and a less inviting aura
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Makes me feel insane to live in a world that's persecuting trans folk while simultaneously doing big billboards advertising gender affirming care to cis people???
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Makes me feel insane to live in a world that's persecuting trans folk while simultaneously doing big billboards advertising gender affirming care to cis people???
a bitch after my own itch
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
a bitch after my own itch
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It's like meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his
cigarette wife . . .
cigarette wife . . .
September 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It's like meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his
cigarette wife . . .
cigarette wife . . .
Walk To Work Podcast #1
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Walk To Work Podcast #1
i opened 3 play booster boxes and 2 collector boxes of avatar (my friend's boxes tbc) looking for badgermole cubs and found ZERO so idk maybe i actually won't play in the RC lmao
January 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
i opened 3 play booster boxes and 2 collector boxes of avatar (my friend's boxes tbc) looking for badgermole cubs and found ZERO so idk maybe i actually won't play in the RC lmao
a toast 🥂
a french toast 👅 🥂
a french toast 👅 🥂
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
a toast 🥂
a french toast 👅 🥂
a french toast 👅 🥂
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Being a trans woman is more than changing your name, taking hormones, and a new wardrobe. It's unlearning a lifetime of societal norms and relearning them in a different way. I think trans women who stay in trans dominated spaces have a harder time learning this.
January 16, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Being a trans woman is more than changing your name, taking hormones, and a new wardrobe. It's unlearning a lifetime of societal norms and relearning them in a different way. I think trans women who stay in trans dominated spaces have a harder time learning this.
my gf wanted a lasagna so i made one from scratch
the noodles, the cheese, the Bolognese. all of it.
will let you know in about an hour if it was any good
the noodles, the cheese, the Bolognese. all of it.
will let you know in about an hour if it was any good
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
my gf wanted a lasagna so i made one from scratch
the noodles, the cheese, the Bolognese. all of it.
will let you know in about an hour if it was any good
the noodles, the cheese, the Bolognese. all of it.
will let you know in about an hour if it was any good
thin mints are vegan btw
i just ordered 4 boxes, and I'll make it even easier by giving you the exact link i used from this form
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/omri11...
i just ordered 4 boxes, and I'll make it even easier by giving you the exact link i used from this form
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/omri11...
Hey everyone,
We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.
Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.
Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
January 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
thin mints are vegan btw
i just ordered 4 boxes, and I'll make it even easier by giving you the exact link i used from this form
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/omri11...
i just ordered 4 boxes, and I'll make it even easier by giving you the exact link i used from this form
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/omri11...
THEY PRINTED BLUE MANA FOR CAITS CAGE MATCH?!?!
January 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
THEY PRINTED BLUE MANA FOR CAITS CAGE MATCH?!?!
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I am my own tamagotchi and some bitch keeps forgetting to clean up my shit.
January 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I am my own tamagotchi and some bitch keeps forgetting to clean up my shit.
The Brother's Sun kinda rips
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The Brother's Sun kinda rips
obsessed with this woman on tt who does full transformational makeup into the face of anyone who leaves a hateful comment this shit is SO FUNNY and my exact brand of petty
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
obsessed with this woman on tt who does full transformational makeup into the face of anyone who leaves a hateful comment this shit is SO FUNNY and my exact brand of petty
i post a lot about my card predictions where i think something is great and people tell me I'm wrong and then i am vindicated
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
January 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
i post a lot about my card predictions where i think something is great and people tell me I'm wrong and then i am vindicated
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
January 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
just watched Max Kominowski cast a soul guide lantern, hold priority, and then annul his own lantern so he could get a 10th counter on his Ral and ult it
it was awesome
i need someone to tell me this is a cool guy who doesn't suck so i can be a kominowski fan
it was awesome
i need someone to tell me this is a cool guy who doesn't suck so i can be a kominowski fan
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
just watched Max Kominowski cast a soul guide lantern, hold priority, and then annul his own lantern so he could get a 10th counter on his Ral and ult it
it was awesome
i need someone to tell me this is a cool guy who doesn't suck so i can be a kominowski fan
it was awesome
i need someone to tell me this is a cool guy who doesn't suck so i can be a kominowski fan
new guy idea: guy who is obsessed with magicians bc he is PRETTY SURE what they are doing isn't real but he can't prove it
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
new guy idea: guy who is obsessed with magicians bc he is PRETTY SURE what they are doing isn't real but he can't prove it
come on lmao
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
come on lmao
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
been thinking about moving my desktop downstairs to the living room.
i think it's mostly a good idea except for i would need to get a lap tray or some shit and also i would have to move my computer which would be annoying
thots?
i think it's mostly a good idea except for i would need to get a lap tray or some shit and also i would have to move my computer which would be annoying
thots?
January 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
been thinking about moving my desktop downstairs to the living room.
i think it's mostly a good idea except for i would need to get a lap tray or some shit and also i would have to move my computer which would be annoying
thots?
i think it's mostly a good idea except for i would need to get a lap tray or some shit and also i would have to move my computer which would be annoying
thots?
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Mr. Penguin's Poppers
January 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Mr. Penguin's Poppers