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Laura
@elby2007.bsky.social
Teacher, traveler, dog mom, Disney nerd. She/her
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Hi 👋🏼

I don't yet know how actively I'll use this account, but I figured it was time to get my content out of Elon Musk's dumpster and see where all the cool kids had run off to.
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LEGIT POAST:

If you are looking for a Technical EDI PM job, or an ITX Architect job, let me know. My company is hiring (100% remote!)

super-niche, but worth a try
October 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Most of you are probably (wisely) already in bed, but I did the thing and I need to share it now while the thoughts are fresh on my mind. Have a spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
October 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Have park offerings increased enough in the past 10 years (when single-day tickets first crossed the $100 mark) to justify doubling in price?

I would need to make a detailed list of changes to answer more thoughtfully, but my gut says no.
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Panda is judging the fuck out of you. Be advised.
October 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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October 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
AI strikes again…but at the same time, I’m totally saving this for the next time I teach Modest Proposal 🤣
October 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My whole life
October 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I am an under utilized area of a theme park
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I love everything about this. What an exceptionally good girl! 😍
For the folks on my livestream... here's the 1986 story about Chae, the dog who worked at The Living Seas. Also mentioned at #RetroMagic!!
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I keep seeing this trend of parents making play date "business cards" for their young kids to hand out to friends, with the parent's phone #, because their kids don't have their own phones. And I'm like, that's cute, but why is it necessary? Before cell phones, you'd just tell your friend your #.
October 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Dammit Jerry!
October 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I am hereby bringing back the phrase "gronk out." As in, "Most days I feel like gronking out about 5 minutes after I see the news."
Doing some book research into the mid-90s internet - this is a glossary from The Internet For Beginners, Usborne, 1997. It has made me feel very nostalgic
October 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Great, now I'm crying
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Character integrity? What character integrity?
October 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Patricia Routledge's passing inspired me to start a rewatch of Hetty Wainthropp. In my 🏴‍☠️ searching, I found one source that was a recording from PBS & had this intro, and gosh, talk about a forgotten memory! All those Sunday nights over TV dinners came flooding back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4502...
Theme from "Mystery!"
YouTube video by Onskedrom
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October 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Things I've been hearing are imminent for 6+ months now:

-recession
-the bursting of the AI bubble

On the surface, it's easy enough to believe these events are inevitable, but I'm not gonna lie - the more time goes by, the more I doubt cries of "any day now!" Am I right to become more skeptical?
October 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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If you're in Illinois and facing criminal charges from protesting ICE, or if you were attacked by ICE or law enforcement supporting them, I might be able to represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
October 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Anyone who believes that adults do not belong at Disney parks on their own is WELCOME to go back in time and give my mother the five thousand dollars she would have needed in order to bring us at the "correct" time.
October 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.
The mystery of medical diagnosis!
October 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Cancel your @americanair.bsky.social flight and get a travel credit to use later, they said. It’ll be easy, they said.
October 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's not the point at all, but the "1776-2026" makes it look like that's either Trump's lifespan, or America's, and

well
Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not.

“Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.
Treasury Department Has Plans To Mint Dollar Coin Featuring Donald Trump's Likeness | Defector
The United States Department of the Treasury has developed, to the brink of production, a dollar coin that features the face and likeness of President Donald Trump, according to a source within the Tr...
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October 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not.

“Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.
Treasury Department Has Plans To Mint Dollar Coin Featuring Donald Trump's Likeness | Defector
The United States Department of the Treasury has developed, to the brink of production, a dollar coin that features the face and likeness of President Donald Trump, according to a source within the Tr...
defector.com
October 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Nope.

Votes aren't love letters.

Voting is the CIVIC DUTY of every citizen of a democratic republic, to show up and cast their vote for whichever one of the two viable options presented will govern better going forward.

If you need to be "inspired" to vote, you're over-privileged at best.
July 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM