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EJ The Third
@ejthethird.bsky.social
32 yr old Irn Bru drinker. I do a blog series called Midnight Gaming if you're interested in reading. https://ejt3rd.carrd.co/ #gaming 🎮

Minors DNI!
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- I see a piece of art I like
- I follow the artist who made it
- I look through their account for more art they made
- I see a piece of art they reskeeted that I like
- I follow the artist who made it
- I look through their account for more art they made.....

....The cycle is neverending
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When I say this, it isn't that folks aren't supporting me-- in fact, my digital sales were at an all time high before the Itchio ban-- it's that folks are losing their ways to support me. Digital sales are my lifeblood and paypros and governments are taking those all away.
Going home with lots of motivation that is being hit with fear and I wish this wasn't the case for the last few cons because that motivation can be so powerful but god I just can't make money off of releases like I used to. I feel so stuck!
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Imagine handing your nephew their Christmas present, and they unwrap it to reveal a dying Homer doll.
Not been crazy about the jakks line, but this does kinda rule
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Salem boy shark
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I'm sorry to keep harping about this but I keep running into folks who do not realize why I've been so stressed! It's because the anti-porn campaign is alive and well and it's been kicking our ass! We need help!
anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co
Anti Censorship Campaign
Collective action against payment processors unjustly restricting our purchases.
anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I'm still of course using a VPN and 🖤☁️, but for those that aren't and currently still in Mississippi - those that don't have or use VPN - have you noticed that you have to verify your age now instead of being completely blocked by bsky?

I wonder why the sudden change...? 🤔
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Monsterfuckers have overrun the internet to the point that now The Grinch is Vanilla.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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My dog started having seizures last night and I am taking him to the vet in a couple hours, if anyone would like to help me afford the bill you can buy some prints or stickers from my Kofi.

ko-fi.com/lamppost/shop
Visit LampP0st's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
ko-fi.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I’ll be honest, ADHD was not where I saw TERFs headed next. I mean, I knew they were always gonna go after somebody, trans people were always the thin end of the wedge, but of all the bigotry available to choose from, we’re awfully niche.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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reindeer-ify request from last month!
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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If you told me this was Warhammer 40k lore, I would believe you.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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nearly 30% of the way there! i'll never be thankful enough to all of you who've donated so far!!!

if you'd like to donate yourself, please check out my ko-fi! ko-fi.com/hhbrother/go...

and if you'd want to commission me, please dm me at hhbrother on discord!
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I love that you can tell when the admins at Bluesky are throwing a tantrum because embeds will spontaneously stop working in Discord.
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Happy holidays, we’re transvestigating festive baked goods today lmao
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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The least you can do is yell. It is the least you can do. Remember everyone who came before you and is alive right now who is forced to do more. It is a privilege to get to call and mail. Take every chance to do it.
Gonna make calls and send more letters when I get home and I hope all of you can fit some in to this month too. If you've gotta go light in December, I expect you to go hard in January with your support.
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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if u missed out and are still in a pledging mood then please check out this other indie animation kickstarter! They have 5 days to go and are close to getting their goal!!
Only 5 more days left to pledge! bit.ly/croc-dance-ks
Crocodile Dance is a 2D/3D African animated thriller about a cursed musician who must confront a water goddess (Mami Wata) to reclaim her power.

#Kickstarter #animatedfilm #crocodiledance #afrofuturism #africanfuturism #africananimation
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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If your vampire goes quiet for more than 20 minutes. 🦇 [oc]
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I've often gotten crap from people in the past over holding to my stance that I won't stream or recommend games with predatory monetization practices, but I'm glad I've stuck to my principles, because my god this is bad. This never should've gotten normalized in gaming.
In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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please keep calling your representatives and demanding they oppose censorship/surveillance/Age-verification legislation.

please continue to call Paypros and demand they stop discriminating against adult content, its creators, and sex workers

please
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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The output of workshop mods for this is a bit slow it seems. I'm hoping it'll pick up a bit soon and we see some crossover sfuff, in the meantime I did some more EJ screenshots with workshop content. #yinglet #yingletcreator
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Reminder to my other Flood Warning homies

- Stash any important papers or other fragile documents/etc in a water proof bag or container

- Pre-charge devices and try to keep any portable batteries charged, with their cables nearby

- Take note of all of your belongings for insurance purposes
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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A quick and dirty way to start sussing this out is to ask yourself, “Is this person really trying to help a group of people or does it look like they’re trying to punish someone right now, in this moment?”
Yeah. Sometimes, behind all the bellowing and bluster and fluency in social justice verbiage, you might observe a person’s behavior and realize their vision of justice is just “When is it my turn at the top? When is it my turn to do the violence?”
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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This is a genuinely lovely thing to do, so do share this.
You know how back in the '60's, Russ Meyer would make movies called things like "Journey to The Planet of 1,000 Babes" and "Revenge of the Toxic Buxotic Karate Babes?"

Well, one of those babes lives upstairs from me. And now she's in trouble and needs our help!

youtu.be/rsk6V4mXIBM
GoFundMe Update: The Tami Roché Story
YouTube video by Super Bunnyhop
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM