Valk
@einherjarvalk.bsky.social
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Robin | she/her | 36 | DEI Fanfic Author (canon) | MILF (Man I Love Falcons) | Political Refugee (TX -> OR) and very angry about it
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einherjarvalk.bsky.social
I now have a gallery website for my miniatures! It's like my own little CamoSpecs, but with BJ-1s and hookers.

einherjarcreative.carrd.co
Einherjar Creative
Brushwork by Robin Briseño
einherjarcreative.carrd.co
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minovskyarticle.bsky.social
Overheard this same kid telling himself "There are people who aren't as fast as you. You have to be patient with them." Further evidence that he's a young hero in training.
minovskyarticle.bsky.social
There's a kid in my neighborhood who is always running. Yesterday I saw him stop, pull out a tiny bound notebook, open to the center and quickly scan the contents with a look of deep contemplation. He tapped the page with the back of his hand, said "Yes. Become stronger," and broke back into a run
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swolecialism.bsky.social
Seeing dudes try to step to the menswear guy makes me understand better the mentality of the regular Street Punks who keep hassling Kiryu in Act 3 of every Yakuza game when hes got all the abilities unlocked
einherjarvalk.bsky.social
damn maybe BattleTech actually is woke
einherjarvalk.bsky.social
lol sorry to worry you

for what it’s worth there was an ad for ClaudeAI at the movies today and I couldn’t help but go “OH FUCK OFF” when the logo came up
einherjarvalk.bsky.social
We’re now using ChatGPT.
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
einherjarvalk.bsky.social
"merry christmas, hail santa"
einherjarvalk.bsky.social
anyway Benicio del Toro needs to stop calling himself an "actor" and just say he's an aura farmer who his agent lets people film in exchange for money
einherjarvalk.bsky.social
my only complaint is that while I recognize the comedy bits with the old white dudes are meant to be funny - and they are! - every scene with them stressed me out because on any given morning I wake up and see an asshole who looks and talks just like that at a presser taking my rights away
einherjarvalk.bsky.social
it's peak, I'm afraid
einherjarvalk.bsky.social
had a discussion last night about how Israel's genocide of Gaza actively puts international Jews at risk too because Israel claims to represent them all. woke up and saw this.

can't tell if the GOP is just owned by the Israelis or is actively trying to incite violence against Jews at this point
einherjarvalk.bsky.social
pushed the reds further out and added some more reflection highlights on the surrounding surfaces; think it's getting there
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einherjarvalk.bsky.social
driving myself slightly insane trying to get this OSL dialed in
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tide115.bsky.social
Mechtober 3 - Headgear

"Pilots can be awfully sentimental and superstitious about this stuff."
- a local technician
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sarakipin.bsky.social
Preview of my piece for the upcoming Kpop Demon Hunters show at Gallery Nucleus! 👹✨ #kpdh #sajaboys
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einherjarvalk.bsky.social
aggie moment

(he cannot get brain damage from this because he already goes to A&M)
einherjarvalk.bsky.social
if I have a car on my left and a car on my right coming from opposite directions and also a car coming directly at me and all 3 of those cars are coming down roads so thick with parked cars that they cannot turn around nor can I get around them and there's about 30 people around my car I get ANTSY
einherjarvalk.bsky.social
realizing I don't have crowd anxiety but I get parking anxiety insanely easy

cancelled part of my plans for tonight entirely because the venue I was supposed to go to was about 7 blocks removed from parking and almost every street in and out had become de-facto one-way because of sidewalk parking
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unavaleable.bsky.social
RAMIREZ SECURE THE BASS PRO SHOP PYRAMID
lethalityjane.bsky.social
We're sending squad-sized elements to secure the Bass Pro Shop
Screencap of an AP article 

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) — National Guard troops patrolled in Tennessee’s second-largest city for the first time Friday while soldiers in Illinois were engaged only in planning and training after a judge handed a loss to the Trump administration and blocked their deployment to the Chicago area.

At least nine armed Guard members began their patrol at the Bass Pro Shops located at the Pyramid, an iconic Memphis landmark, about a mile (1.6 kilometers) from historic Beale Street and FedEx Forum, where the NBA’s Grizzlies play
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
aricohn.com
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.