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Robin | she/her | 36 | DEI Fanfic Author (canon) | MILF (Man I Love Falcons) | Political Refugee (TX -> OR) and very angry about it
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I now have a gallery website for my miniatures! It's like my own little CamoSpecs, but with BJ-1s and hookers.

einherjarcreative.carrd.co
Einherjar Creative
Brushwork by Robin Briseño
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HEALTH be like (synths)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Pete Hagueseth. We should make it a thing.
Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
fact: paleontologists discovered these eggs were laid by Protoceratops because they found forum posts in which other species mocked them for not using a full-fidelity DCS module instead of Flaming Cliffs
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Rofl
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
the first uma fanart
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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In other words, Hegseth was outed as a war criminal by a fellow Iraq vet who got the story from presumably high-level military officials inside the Pentagon. In case you were wondering how the military feels about him.

Hegseth should know that he can't trust anyone around him in that building.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
once again: disband the SEALs
WaPo with reporting that Pete gave an explicit order to JSOC during the first strike post impact to immediately follow up in order to, and I quote, "kill them all"
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
fuck it, I’ll go ask another John who looks suspiciously like the other one to handle this
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Hegseth should fry for this
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
dude the NOISE I made after being deprived of real Chinese food since May
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
got a package here from a Mr. John S., please sign
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
went to B&H and found the Majima Leica and the Yeezy PC
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Gorgeous art too.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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11/28
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
lrt is a huge example of why I keep thinking about Cyberpunk both as a genre and as an IP lately

came for the vibes, stayed for the ideals
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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even cyberpunk, which can be quite nihilistic, has a hope of saving yourself and the people you care about, of carving out a space where you can be happy and safe. and
liberal/progressive aesthetics are about *hope*. hope even in the blackest pits of despair. it doesn't mean you cannot enjoy movies like sicario, because they depict a slice of humane experience that is very real
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
assuming they're not the same person separated by an HRT prescription, the Hetalia sons I've known have all universally turned out to be better people than the TNO daughters
hetalia son or tno daughter?
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Sylvester medium mech
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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as always, transphobia consumes your entire personality until there is nothing left but deeply offputting garbage
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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skebッ
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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An Anhinga a water bird native to the warmer parts of the Americas.

#birdphotography
#birdlovers
#photochallenge
#picturechallenge
#photographer
#pphotography
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
remember kids: everything bad that happens in BattleTech is, somehow, my fault

(I have made like half a dozen posts and done non-backend mod actions on the subreddit maybe a dozen times this year, max)
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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