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Robin | she/her | 36 | DEI Fanfic Author (canon) | MILF (Man I Love Falcons) | Political Refugee (TX -> OR) and very angry about it
remember kids: everything bad that happens in BattleTech is, somehow, my fault

(I have made like half a dozen posts and done non-backend mod actions on the subreddit maybe a dozen times this year, max)
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
they just told one guy his pastry was underseasoned and I have to assume that the only proper response to hearing that from an old British woman is something like this
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“how you use AI in your workflow”
“Well, I don’t, beca-“
“Unfortunately, we will not be moving forward…”
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm sorry, you need my *college transcript, from a decade ago* for a part-time, unbenefited, minimum wage job?

FUCK OFF
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
genuinely hate this shit so much, stop wasting my time and just spit out the answer
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
this is a real song that almost perfectly fits Hegseth's motivations, btw
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Aces update: Star Captain Sender took my Commander's Eris -2N out of action, so I'm sending him the remains of half his Star with a little note attached for the rematch.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
thank you Capitol Armory, very cool
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
the algorithm:
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
took some photos at a plant store

you can tell I'm a woman because I left going "I need to decorate every place I occupy like that"
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
because Heavy canonically has a younger sister, Zhanna, who has probably done exactly this

(she gets married to Soldier)
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
combing alibaba for plush manufacturers on behalf of a small biz I really want to help out and man the Chinese century rules actually
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
roommate and I started playing BattleTech Aces last night and I used a merc company I’ve been trying to write some stuff for as the basis

@nyetalia.bsky.social’s character card portrait was chosen entirely at random, yet feels like fate
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"yeah man that bag is for my minis, the one with the unit logo for child soldiers"
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
ah, it appears today is "Robin learns not to buy things from a company again" day

today's winner: Battlefoam, who as recently as 2016 was selling foam toppers to the Flames of War community with a variety of SS unit symbols and also the Hitler Youth for some reason?

web.archive.org/web/20160816...
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
this is basically how it was that entire hike
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
place, oregon
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
dawg I am literally blowing up SpaceX while Elon Bezos gets mad at me on the radio, this game fucking rules
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
so I played more of the campaign and it turns out the bad guy of at least the 1st act is not!Elon Musk trying to take over South Texas and use not!SpaceX to do environmental manipulation to "save the world," so you mow down his mercs and dumbass chud fanboys with a Cobra

game fucking RULES
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
*Menendez voice* suffer with me
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
every time I'm reminded of that passage
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
what a terrible night to have eyes
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
keep talking and dim sum next week is gonna start as a party of 3 and leave as a party of 2
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM