Egg McGuffin
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like if the Maltese Falcon were a breakfast sammich
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The Beavers Yule✨🎄 Created for my agency’s monthly art prompt~ I’m traveling back to Savannah this weekend to spend the holidays with my family and I’ll be baking a yule log cake myself ☃️
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#kidlitart #illustration
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#kidlitart #illustration
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Beavers Yule✨🎄 Created for my agency’s monthly art prompt~ I’m traveling back to Savannah this weekend to spend the holidays with my family and I’ll be baking a yule log cake myself ☃️
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#kidlitart #illustration
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#kidlitart #illustration
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FINALLY GOT IT!
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
FINALLY GOT IT!
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
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the Union should have hung every evil Confederate general and burned way more of the South and also how dare you associate me with New England Puritans
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
the Union should have hung every evil Confederate general and burned way more of the South and also how dare you associate me with New England Puritans
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AHHH! CAT!
Trying to capture the pure unbridled crazy of a Cat? On canvas? A foolhardy quest.
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Acrylic on 12” x 12” polyester of violently bright colours, wrapped over canvas stretcher.
#cat #zoomies #crazycat #funnyfeline #art
Trying to capture the pure unbridled crazy of a Cat? On canvas? A foolhardy quest.
“ !! “
Acrylic on 12” x 12” polyester of violently bright colours, wrapped over canvas stretcher.
#cat #zoomies #crazycat #funnyfeline #art
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
AHHH! CAT!
Trying to capture the pure unbridled crazy of a Cat? On canvas? A foolhardy quest.
“ !! “
Acrylic on 12” x 12” polyester of violently bright colours, wrapped over canvas stretcher.
#cat #zoomies #crazycat #funnyfeline #art
Trying to capture the pure unbridled crazy of a Cat? On canvas? A foolhardy quest.
“ !! “
Acrylic on 12” x 12” polyester of violently bright colours, wrapped over canvas stretcher.
#cat #zoomies #crazycat #funnyfeline #art
Gingersnap has acquired a couch that goes well with her orange patches
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Gingersnap has acquired a couch that goes well with her orange patches
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My boss says we have to do more "marketing". I hope this is what she meant...
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My boss says we have to do more "marketing". I hope this is what she meant...
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More info about Marta Leiva, the woman I witnessed being assaulted by plainclothed men in the SLC airport last week. She has a work permit legal through 2029, mom of 4 with sick kids: www.ksl.com/article/5139...
You can donate to her gofundme for legal expenses: www.gofundme.com/f/apoya-madr...
You can donate to her gofundme for legal expenses: www.gofundme.com/f/apoya-madr...
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
More info about Marta Leiva, the woman I witnessed being assaulted by plainclothed men in the SLC airport last week. She has a work permit legal through 2029, mom of 4 with sick kids: www.ksl.com/article/5139...
You can donate to her gofundme for legal expenses: www.gofundme.com/f/apoya-madr...
You can donate to her gofundme for legal expenses: www.gofundme.com/f/apoya-madr...
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The Times covered a cat speed-eating competition with a winning time of 49.42 seconds for a Churu:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/w...
Sorry to tell the people who’ve poured their lives into this but we’re sitting on the Jack Dempsey of speed eating: 19.67 seconds.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/w...
Sorry to tell the people who’ve poured their lives into this but we’re sitting on the Jack Dempsey of speed eating: 19.67 seconds.
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The Times covered a cat speed-eating competition with a winning time of 49.42 seconds for a Churu:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/w...
Sorry to tell the people who’ve poured their lives into this but we’re sitting on the Jack Dempsey of speed eating: 19.67 seconds.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/w...
Sorry to tell the people who’ve poured their lives into this but we’re sitting on the Jack Dempsey of speed eating: 19.67 seconds.
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
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Hey folks: Be careful out there tonight. I bought a razor blade and it had a Snickers in it.
October 31, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Hey folks: Be careful out there tonight. I bought a razor blade and it had a Snickers in it.
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Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #gulls. A Herring Gull shows off its catch of the day.
#birds #nature #wildlife #photography
#birds #nature #wildlife #photography
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #gulls. A Herring Gull shows off its catch of the day.
#birds #nature #wildlife #photography
#birds #nature #wildlife #photography
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A #painting for you. "West Pier, Dún Laoghaire" came out of multiple cycles and walks to the end of the lesser walked of Dún Laoghaire harbour's two main - and magnificent - piers. I like stonework. #SpeirGhorm #ArtYear #Scape
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A #painting for you. "West Pier, Dún Laoghaire" came out of multiple cycles and walks to the end of the lesser walked of Dún Laoghaire harbour's two main - and magnificent - piers. I like stonework. #SpeirGhorm #ArtYear #Scape
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The Fahrenheit Thermometer in Gdańsk, in honour of the scale’s inventor, features two important design choices:
- What did Daniel Fahrenheit look like? We don’t know but we’re guessing “ripped”
- look we have to put Celsius on the scale as well or people won’t understand it otherwise
- What did Daniel Fahrenheit look like? We don’t know but we’re guessing “ripped”
- look we have to put Celsius on the scale as well or people won’t understand it otherwise
October 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The Fahrenheit Thermometer in Gdańsk, in honour of the scale’s inventor, features two important design choices:
- What did Daniel Fahrenheit look like? We don’t know but we’re guessing “ripped”
- look we have to put Celsius on the scale as well or people won’t understand it otherwise
- What did Daniel Fahrenheit look like? We don’t know but we’re guessing “ripped”
- look we have to put Celsius on the scale as well or people won’t understand it otherwise
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"For all the words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been.'"
Nurse Chapel seeing her reflection as "Number One," the role Majel Barrett was initially cast for in the first #StarTrek pilot.
M. Streeter, Phaser #fanzine, 1975 #ZineAppreciation
Nurse Chapel seeing her reflection as "Number One," the role Majel Barrett was initially cast for in the first #StarTrek pilot.
M. Streeter, Phaser #fanzine, 1975 #ZineAppreciation
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"For all the words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been.'"
Nurse Chapel seeing her reflection as "Number One," the role Majel Barrett was initially cast for in the first #StarTrek pilot.
M. Streeter, Phaser #fanzine, 1975 #ZineAppreciation
Nurse Chapel seeing her reflection as "Number One," the role Majel Barrett was initially cast for in the first #StarTrek pilot.
M. Streeter, Phaser #fanzine, 1975 #ZineAppreciation
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to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
October 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
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Today was a rough one for many in our community, and the days horrors may not be over for some, but I'm here to report I was lucky enough to end it with this glorious barn owl flying across the golden sky.
You may not be in the mood for my optimism, but I assure you, we're gonna win ❤️ 🪶
You may not be in the mood for my optimism, but I assure you, we're gonna win ❤️ 🪶
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Today was a rough one for many in our community, and the days horrors may not be over for some, but I'm here to report I was lucky enough to end it with this glorious barn owl flying across the golden sky.
You may not be in the mood for my optimism, but I assure you, we're gonna win ❤️ 🪶
You may not be in the mood for my optimism, but I assure you, we're gonna win ❤️ 🪶
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Its the first of #fatbatweek 2025! Kicking it off with the bat that inspired this years theme "fried things": the Japanese house bat: #油蝙蝠 or "oil bat". Kitsune udon comes w a slab of fried tofu. Shout out to @batconservation.bsky.social pacbat.org & globalsouthbats.org #diversitymatters
October 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Its the first of #fatbatweek 2025! Kicking it off with the bat that inspired this years theme "fried things": the Japanese house bat: #油蝙蝠 or "oil bat". Kitsune udon comes w a slab of fried tofu. Shout out to @batconservation.bsky.social pacbat.org & globalsouthbats.org #diversitymatters