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Garbage 2.0

Not Adam Dunn in a trench coat.

Scream 3 was botched.
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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June 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in through your window
December 8, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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He and I are on the same page about one thing, but very, very different pages on a key detail.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
MLB work stoppage on the horizon? What MLBPA chief had to say
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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i thought the menswear guy's takedown of frosty the snowman's fit was a little on the harsh side until i saw who frosty was following on X
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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SCOTT FRANZKE: We've got tonight's hero Bryce Harper waiting down on the field. Bryce, it's got to feel good to come through for your team

CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']

SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Mainstream political journalists have been these insular preening dopes for ages but now that everyone is seeing the intellect and morals of Olivia nuzzi whom they all viewed as this titan of skill and brilliance it just really, really underscores how mediocre they all are
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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PHILLIES: All right time to make a trade
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
one more week dick van dyke you can do it keep breathing
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Welcome to your Vape Wrapped 2025:

- you hit the vape 10625 times this year
- up 10% from last year
- February 17th must have been a stressful day, you good chief?
- You are now severely nickel poisoned. Feeling weak?
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Eyes Wide Shut but replace Tom Cruise with Tim Robinson
December 23, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Nobody hates as hard as bitter Cleveland fans
Spurs broadcasters were wondering why the Cavs fans were booing Kelly Olynyk so hard... They have a long memory! Game 4 of the 1st round in 2015 Olynyk was responsible for Kevin Love's season ending injury. #NBASky
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Abraxas: Bold as Love
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Miyazaki waking up screaming and drenched in sweat:
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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My man is letting a chiropractor fuck with his blood. www.redriverhealthandwellness.com/doctors/dr-j...
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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It's that time! The Loser of the Year for the Christmas Challenge 2025, the last film unwatched by anyone, is Communion! Neither its evocative poster nor promises of Walken in a winter wonderland could draw eyes away from all the other options. Chalk it up as a Close Encounter of the Spurned Kind.
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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St. Louis Cardinals claimed RHP Zak Kent off waivers from Cleveland Guardians.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
absolutely hate it when i'm looking forward to retirement and i get assigned a new partner with a death wish
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Animaniacs please do something
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Democrats really don’t get that theres is a very clear Palestine test in place now for 2028, and literally none of the current “front runners“ would pass it
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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