Ed Pimento
@edpimento.bsky.social
I’m just here to read the news.
I've gotten a dozen passes in the last six months from guys and women under 30. Nice people! Cool People! Sexxy People!
This does me no good! Single women over 40 continue to think I am a drip. The one age/gender appropriate pass I have gotten was from a CHEATER. Nope.
This does me no good! Single women over 40 continue to think I am a drip. The one age/gender appropriate pass I have gotten was from a CHEATER. Nope.
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I've gotten a dozen passes in the last six months from guys and women under 30. Nice people! Cool People! Sexxy People!
This does me no good! Single women over 40 continue to think I am a drip. The one age/gender appropriate pass I have gotten was from a CHEATER. Nope.
This does me no good! Single women over 40 continue to think I am a drip. The one age/gender appropriate pass I have gotten was from a CHEATER. Nope.
Post of the fuckin' year.
how many conservatives does it take to JUST LET PEOPLE EXIST
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Post of the fuckin' year.
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how many conservatives does it take to JUST LET PEOPLE EXIST
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
how many conservatives does it take to JUST LET PEOPLE EXIST
My rule is: I don't accept blowjobs from people I wouldn't kiss in public.
I remember "oh, can we be SECRET friends?" from middle school. I am too fucking old for that kind of evil, hurtful shit.
I toldja, I gotta BUNCH of Linus-ass rules!
I remember "oh, can we be SECRET friends?" from middle school. I am too fucking old for that kind of evil, hurtful shit.
I toldja, I gotta BUNCH of Linus-ass rules!
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My rule is: I don't accept blowjobs from people I wouldn't kiss in public.
I remember "oh, can we be SECRET friends?" from middle school. I am too fucking old for that kind of evil, hurtful shit.
I toldja, I gotta BUNCH of Linus-ass rules!
I remember "oh, can we be SECRET friends?" from middle school. I am too fucking old for that kind of evil, hurtful shit.
I toldja, I gotta BUNCH of Linus-ass rules!
I am basically the Nice Old Bloke at The Pub for a group of flannel/autoshop/line cook queers who are like 27-35 and holy fuck do they make it seem like Fat Stoner Daddy is the most desirable category you can be in.
I am the vegan at a Memphis BBQ!
I am the vegan at a Memphis BBQ!
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I am basically the Nice Old Bloke at The Pub for a group of flannel/autoshop/line cook queers who are like 27-35 and holy fuck do they make it seem like Fat Stoner Daddy is the most desirable category you can be in.
I am the vegan at a Memphis BBQ!
I am the vegan at a Memphis BBQ!
Dudes...STOP.
Gay buds, stop telling me how much better my dating life would be if I was gay or bi! Man, I get it!
If I could scrape up a tiny bit of Bi energy, I would! But as queer as my politics and friend circles are, it's a no-go. Any Os I got would be outweighed by Linus-guilt.
Gay buds, stop telling me how much better my dating life would be if I was gay or bi! Man, I get it!
If I could scrape up a tiny bit of Bi energy, I would! But as queer as my politics and friend circles are, it's a no-go. Any Os I got would be outweighed by Linus-guilt.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Dudes...STOP.
Gay buds, stop telling me how much better my dating life would be if I was gay or bi! Man, I get it!
If I could scrape up a tiny bit of Bi energy, I would! But as queer as my politics and friend circles are, it's a no-go. Any Os I got would be outweighed by Linus-guilt.
Gay buds, stop telling me how much better my dating life would be if I was gay or bi! Man, I get it!
If I could scrape up a tiny bit of Bi energy, I would! But as queer as my politics and friend circles are, it's a no-go. Any Os I got would be outweighed by Linus-guilt.
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I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
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I truly hate Bill Maher and wish only the worst for him.
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I truly hate Bill Maher and wish only the worst for him.
My friend made the most awesome HAIRSPRAY tshirt, Penny and Seaweed dancing over the words LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S NEGRO DAY.
Wow, that's 30 years ago! Carl Dallie, are you still in this world?
Wow, that's 30 years ago! Carl Dallie, are you still in this world?
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My friend made the most awesome HAIRSPRAY tshirt, Penny and Seaweed dancing over the words LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S NEGRO DAY.
Wow, that's 30 years ago! Carl Dallie, are you still in this world?
Wow, that's 30 years ago! Carl Dallie, are you still in this world?
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
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lo-fi beats to wash ur disgusting ass to
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
lo-fi beats to wash ur disgusting ass to
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Filling the void with cheese
October 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Filling the void with cheese
Depressed and REWATCHING FUCKIN’ SHOGUN
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Depressed and REWATCHING FUCKIN’ SHOGUN
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Y’all, there is a Wishbone documentary!!!!
August 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Y’all, there is a Wishbone documentary!!!!
We do what we can.
fat guy cock simply goes crazier
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We do what we can.
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fat guy cock simply goes crazier
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
fat guy cock simply goes crazier
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We’re all piggy. Stay loud.
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
We’re all piggy. Stay loud.
People who post dirty funny nonsense are doing the lord’s work.
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
People who post dirty funny nonsense are doing the lord’s work.
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My daughter is a trans woman.
Here is a comprehensive list of people and institutions she's harming by identifying as a different gender than she did as a child:
Here is a comprehensive list of people and institutions she's harming by identifying as a different gender than she did as a child:
October 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
My daughter is a trans woman.
Here is a comprehensive list of people and institutions she's harming by identifying as a different gender than she did as a child:
Here is a comprehensive list of people and institutions she's harming by identifying as a different gender than she did as a child:
I’ve always wanted to see a redcap taken out by a ballistic soup can right to the noggin. Good to know somebody (like @debbshock.blue) with the arm for it, should opportunities arise.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’ve always wanted to see a redcap taken out by a ballistic soup can right to the noggin. Good to know somebody (like @debbshock.blue) with the arm for it, should opportunities arise.
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2005 me: I love literary journalism, I love writers who bare their souls
2025 me: Stop stop oh my god please stop
2025 me: Stop stop oh my god please stop
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
2005 me: I love literary journalism, I love writers who bare their souls
2025 me: Stop stop oh my god please stop
2025 me: Stop stop oh my god please stop
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some people are edging dangerously close to trying to both-sides the goddamn Civil War but leftishly, and no, absolutely not, we are not doing that
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
some people are edging dangerously close to trying to both-sides the goddamn Civil War but leftishly, and no, absolutely not, we are not doing that
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I long for a world where I am not *constantly* reminded, entirely and utterly against my will, of the icky sex proclivities of random mediocrities with money.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I long for a world where I am not *constantly* reminded, entirely and utterly against my will, of the icky sex proclivities of random mediocrities with money.