tanning salon called “Hotbeds of Mental Health”
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
tanning salon called “Hotbeds of Mental Health”
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airplanes or as i like to call them, "flying cars"
October 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
airplanes or as i like to call them, "flying cars"
black bloc has changed
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
black bloc has changed
I just tried to lick a stamp
October 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I just tried to lick a stamp
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Starting a pro scratching propaganda campaign
September 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Starting a pro scratching propaganda campaign
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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I downloaded this a while back because I thought it was funny. I hope it makes you smile too!
July 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I downloaded this a while back because I thought it was funny. I hope it makes you smile too!
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i think a lot about Sister Wendy saying that the chief virtue of abstract art (which she generally didn’t care for) was that it makes obvious the things art was kind of always about
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i think a lot about Sister Wendy saying that the chief virtue of abstract art (which she generally didn’t care for) was that it makes obvious the things art was kind of always about
and he said “I don’t know”
(posting this in quote tweet format so that you all understand this joke has layers)
(posting this in quote tweet format so that you all understand this joke has layers)
Thinking about the time I asked a Bitcoin enthusiast what a fiat currency was
September 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
and he said “I don’t know”
(posting this in quote tweet format so that you all understand this joke has layers)
(posting this in quote tweet format so that you all understand this joke has layers)
Thinking about the time I asked a Bitcoin enthusiast what a fiat currency was
September 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thinking about the time I asked a Bitcoin enthusiast what a fiat currency was
Why did this account follow me and why won’t they stop using the word ‘Agglomeration’
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Why did this account follow me and why won’t they stop using the word ‘Agglomeration’
“Breathe in, breathe out, you keep me alive / you are my passionZ of Christ” 👼
That everything about the "2" here (the colour, the font, the fact that it's ever so slightly tilted) makes it look like a zany comedy sequel, is especially funny
September 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
“Breathe in, breathe out, you keep me alive / you are my passionZ of Christ” 👼
Revisiting this today bc I recently applied for unemployment
September 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Revisiting this today bc I recently applied for unemployment
I was never super into The Office. I watched some, there were some great characters. However, I have a huge crush on Domhnall Gleeson and I’m very invested in the success of The Paper. I think a great twist would be to reveal in season 4 that he has been faking an American accent the whole time.
September 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I was never super into The Office. I watched some, there were some great characters. However, I have a huge crush on Domhnall Gleeson and I’m very invested in the success of The Paper. I think a great twist would be to reveal in season 4 that he has been faking an American accent the whole time.
Call me the getty of petty
they're calling me the guggenheim of cringe
Jerry you're an institution
September 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Call me the getty of petty
We were waiting for some change on my account to process so I told her about the triangle shirtwaist fire and when I apologized for rambling she said “no, you should be a teacher!” Anyway, happy Labor Day, the kids are all right ❤️
Today I got to explain to a call center worker at Spectrum what a union is, she literally had no idea when I asked. She was like “I think we must have one because they give us health insurance” and I was like oh, buckle up!
September 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We were waiting for some change on my account to process so I told her about the triangle shirtwaist fire and when I apologized for rambling she said “no, you should be a teacher!” Anyway, happy Labor Day, the kids are all right ❤️
Today I got to explain to a call center worker at Spectrum what a union is, she literally had no idea when I asked. She was like “I think we must have one because they give us health insurance” and I was like oh, buckle up!
September 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Today I got to explain to a call center worker at Spectrum what a union is, she literally had no idea when I asked. She was like “I think we must have one because they give us health insurance” and I was like oh, buckle up!
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I want whatever this is
August 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I want whatever this is
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lofi beats to ignore the slow-motion apocalypse to
August 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
lofi beats to ignore the slow-motion apocalypse to
And you will know us by the trail of bread
Slightly diminish a band:
Duran Dur
Duran Dur
August 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
And you will know us by the trail of bread
Wow just remembered hellthread
July 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Wow just remembered hellthread
If you’ve ever wondered who Liv Moss is… she’s nobody. I was typing “Live Más” but then I thought it would be funnier to make it look like a real name. Plus this way I could pretend to be related to Jeff Moss, and start a rumor that Jennifer Coolidge is gonna be at DEF CON filming Legally Blonde 4
July 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If you’ve ever wondered who Liv Moss is… she’s nobody. I was typing “Live Más” but then I thought it would be funnier to make it look like a real name. Plus this way I could pretend to be related to Jeff Moss, and start a rumor that Jennifer Coolidge is gonna be at DEF CON filming Legally Blonde 4
An initiative to counter DOGE called Citizens Against Tyranny (CAT)
April 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
An initiative to counter DOGE called Citizens Against Tyranny (CAT)
Petition to get Bobby Fingers to make a diorama of the US government so that we can dig it up later and use it as a reference when it comes time to rebuild
March 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Petition to get Bobby Fingers to make a diorama of the US government so that we can dig it up later and use it as a reference when it comes time to rebuild
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need an injury attorney who specializes in damages related to running into what I thought was a tunnel but was actually painting on the side of a mountain
February 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
need an injury attorney who specializes in damages related to running into what I thought was a tunnel but was actually painting on the side of a mountain