Pádraic Ó Súilleabháin
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Pádraic Ó Súilleabháin
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Writer, teacher, gamer, goober. Demi-ace, CNM. Married to a sexy librarian. Lecturer in Recent Runes at Unseen University. Intersectional Leftist.
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He’s not WRONG— but I sure wouldn’t have thought of it that way!
Best literary analysis ever
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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My teenagers can’t get a ticket to the Running Man remake on their own, but sure, they’re consenting adults when it comes to sex.

There’s not enough pepper spray in the world for these creeps
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I just don’t have time to read all of these Trump-Bubba jokes. I’ll have to save them fellater.
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
During this whole Satanic Panic Redux, we've seen numerous youth pastors, cops, and politicians abusing kids. I can't think of a single instance of a trans person being credibly accused.
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Same that there’s no such thing as “having sex with a child” - it’s called RAPE
Editorial note for anyone writing about Epstein, there is no such thing as an "underage woman."
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Narrator: It did, in fact, make him a pedophile.
Just checked Schiff's account and he's digging in on this point over and over and over again and... 😬
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The Boomers grow older, as they predicted.

And then, one day, they saw down every tree in the orchard to build their retirement cabin.

"I'm done with the orchard," they tell their kids and grandkids. "It's all yours. Enjoy!"

And now, they're annoyed when their descendants complain.
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I keep telling this story.

Imagine a vast orchard, bequeathed to the Boomers by their parents.

They spend their working lives tending it, growing it, selling the apples and cider. They show it to their kids, and they say, "It'll be up to you to keep this going when I retire."

(cont.)
Talk about robbing the future from a generation.
The median age of all U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years old.

Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
He should resign and retire. Senatoring is bad for his and our health.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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If you have MAGA people in your socials maintaining that the Epstein files will never be fully released because Dems want to protect Bill Clinton, here's what I keep on hand to reply with:
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Excommunicate Vance
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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valve: this is the steam machi-

the collective internet: gabecube
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Because every accusation is a confession.
It is hard to get over that the Q-Anon folks spent years feverishly looking in pizza parlors for the cabal of rich, elite pedophiles and it turns out THERE WAS ONE, right in front of their noses, which they failed to identify and instead voted for three times in a row.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Okay, so, we’re all going to have to agree that it’s wrong to have sex with children. Like, if you don’t agree with me inside your own head, you should keep that inside until you tell a therapist. Also, people who defend pedophiles can not be trusted with your children. At all. AT ALL. EVERRRRRRRRR.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
There's a monster at the end of this book ... and in the middle ... and the beginning. Yeah, what the quoted post says.
It’s monsters all the way down.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Pope Elvis Costello
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Today we discover that Peter Thiel drinks the blood of young b...

Oh, that's old news.
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Another White Boy with a Podcast"
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If magnets get Trump all in a tizzy, just wait until he learns about how electrical transformers work.
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is my new echolalia.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'd like to see him argue against gravity.
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM