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DrPansyP
@drpansyparkinson.bsky.social
she/her. I like mean girls and nice boys. Panville is my OTP, but I'll ship Pansy with anyone. I'm 39 years old. 18+ only, MINORS DNI! no terfs!

https://archiveofourown.org/users/DrPansyParkinson
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“gold bars and crypt billions for me, pencil rationing for you”
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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SCOOP: the dodgers get the song in the contract too btw. all rights in perpetuity i've been told. it's even illegal for mets fans to think back fondly on it
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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i’m paper and pencil on maybe 90% of stuff and people ask me hither and yon about how my classes are so engaged and how i get so much active learning and dude just eliminate the consumption machines. computers and phones are for consumption. production comes from the human mind.
You know what works:

Small class sizes
Teachers with support from admins
Engaged, rested, properly fed students not freaking out about EVERYTHING

You know what doesn't:
The race for the latest technology. Yes, even that one.
Not speaking about anyone in particular here.

Generalizing.

But:

IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING “HOW TO FIX EDUCATION” FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GOES ON IN A CLASSROOM.
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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i read stuff like this and can genuinely angry at guys like jd vance who insist that this country belongs to some narrow vision of the "native born"
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Grief and the brain are so weird. My mom's been dead for 6 years and yet, walking into the bookstore this morning to do holiday shopping, my brain went "and which book should we find for her?" It's not like I forget. But these little glitchy moments never seem to go away.
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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*whispers* libraries should not have Christmas decorations up
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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If you can’t say what you need to say in 120 minutes or less then what you have is a TV series. Please hire an editor!!!
I think people do love it but it’s gotten too expensive to justify a family of four going regularly.

Also, every movie is 2.5 hours long now and that’s just really fucking stupid considering everyone’s attention spans have been permanently destroyed.
If movie theaters were a thing consumers loved, they would be there. They go there for horror movies, some action blockbusters. Let me reiterate a line I wrote decades ago about the nascent digital space: Consumers have taken control of their entertainment experience & they are never giving it back.
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Sorry to go sorkin mode but as an American I find this not only treasonous but sacreligious
Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship oath ceremony at Faneuil Hall, group says - The Boston Globe
More than 20 clients of one immigrant services group have had their oath ceremonies canceled, officials said.
www.bostonglobe.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."

He says the military has launched a new platform that  "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Cookie cutters are how we get lots of pretty cookies without too much work.
Woah... from an SB 1123 project proposed in the Fairfax neighborhood of Los Angeles
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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It seems Not Great that the bureaucracies in charge of California’s streets at ~every level of government are lawless rogue agencies that are not subject to any real public oversight.
LA quietly stopped repaving all streets last July to avoid fulfilling its ADA obligations. The federal govt says when you repave a street, you have to update all the curb ramps. LA has tons of out of date curb ramps, so the rule makes repaving much more expensive. The city's solution: stop repaving!
LA has stopped repaving our streets
The reason why is probably illegal
futureis.la
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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This is actually a good example of why the customer model is wrong.

I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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For the afternoon crowd 😌🫰
Last Christmas
#Harmony

Harry entered the parlour just as Hermione was perched beside the fire. She barely looked up from her book, forcing her eyes to follow the words and not her roommate as he roamed around the room. Things had been tense, awkward at best, between them
Lovelies! Ready for Christmas yet?

This year, I wanted to share the tradition of an Advent Calendar with all winter-themed prompts and a space for your Wishlist.

It's low-key, but if anyone wants to gift someone something, they get an idea.

Feel free to share! ✨

#hpfanfiction
#hprarepairs
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This is an incredibly good idea and would be a million times more useful than the gondola, but the homeowner and left-NIMBY crashout over these new stations and cutting lanes on Glendale Blvd. would cause the sun to explode.
@metrolosangeles.bsky.social I know gondolas are like sexy to show in Powerpoint presentations and stuff, but consider:

A light rail that splits off the A Line to hit Dodger Stadium, then up to Griffith Park and LA Zoo utilizing the still vacant remnants of the old Pacific Electric Red Car route
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Being a parent is such an embodied experience. You read, and you talk to people, and all that, and it's all useful, even essential, but you learn how to be a parent most of all by being physically present with, engaged with, connected to, your kid.

You, as a person. With your specific kid.
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Sam Altman almost certainly has a full-time nanny who does not consult ChatGPT.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Harris beat Trump 65-32 in LA County and yet elected Democrats somehow cannot coordinate on a solution for violent, criminal gangs that have taken over the Sheriff's Department and a mostly GOP deputy corps that cost taxpayers tens of millions in misconduct lawsuits every year.
Max Huntsman, the inspector general tasked with holding the LA Sheriff’s Department to account, is retiring… and going out with a bang in this letter 🔥
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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i think every day i struggle with an internal cognitive conflict which is that

a) this country chose this, enjoy it
b) the most vulnerable did not in fact choose this, that’s a cruel and venal attitude and that is not who i am nor the man my parents raised

so mostly i’m just mad
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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if you don’t love old ass phillip rivers getting out of the recliner all loud mumbling “dad’s got this” to get on a plane to indianapolis we are not the same
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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It is newsworthy that the president of the United States is increasingly verbally abusive of women reporters and he should be asked about it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM