Dr. Bradley Mexico
@drmexi.co
Writer of the great American Novel, affectionately referred to as horror-slop
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Dr. Bradley Mexico
@drmexi.co
· Oct 22
mambo no.5 ruined my marriage
ChatGPY, my pee is Gatorade blue, explain how this isn't a problem NOW
January 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
ChatGPY, my pee is Gatorade blue, explain how this isn't a problem NOW
I peed out a small piece of pepperoni into a urinal at an arcade in McKinney TX when I was a child and nobody will believe me. They all think I'm crazy
January 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I peed out a small piece of pepperoni into a urinal at an arcade in McKinney TX when I was a child and nobody will believe me. They all think I'm crazy
Just received a large inheritance from my ghoulish parents. Enough for a ripe banana or two and and a nice stint in the fuck oh fuck I am so out of ideas at this point, pls like this skeet my family is starving.
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just received a large inheritance from my ghoulish parents. Enough for a ripe banana or two and and a nice stint in the fuck oh fuck I am so out of ideas at this point, pls like this skeet my family is starving.
It's okay to abandon your family so that you can write the great American Novel
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It's okay to abandon your family so that you can write the great American Novel
going to the local romantasy book store several times as a straight man
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
going to the local romantasy book store several times as a straight man
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I’m here u fuckass
December 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’m here u fuckass
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Yesterday, I uploaded the ISO image of one of the rarest videogames known to exist, of which a single copy is known to exist in the online world. After years of appeals, its owner finally agreed to share it with me so that I could in turn share it with the world.
May 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Yesterday, I uploaded the ISO image of one of the rarest videogames known to exist, of which a single copy is known to exist in the online world. After years of appeals, its owner finally agreed to share it with me so that I could in turn share it with the world.
I'm going to be a father 🥹
April 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm going to be a father 🥹
Epigenetic memories of Detroit, MI
April 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Epigenetic memories of Detroit, MI
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i know people say autism can't be cured because it's not a disease but i think we should try curing it by giving every autistic person five million dollars in cash
April 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i know people say autism can't be cured because it's not a disease but i think we should try curing it by giving every autistic person five million dollars in cash
god forbid a divorced dad catches a vibe at the club
April 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
god forbid a divorced dad catches a vibe at the club
What are we, a bunch of Asians??
April 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
What are we, a bunch of Asians??
They're doing this to me every single day
February 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They're doing this to me every single day
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The weather report in Dubai is just a guy dressed as the sun whispering "Forever" into the camera for an entire minute.
February 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The weather report in Dubai is just a guy dressed as the sun whispering "Forever" into the camera for an entire minute.
Not being able to blow people up with your mind is a form of torture
February 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Not being able to blow people up with your mind is a form of torture
Despite all my rage I am still just Nicolas Cage
February 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Despite all my rage I am still just Nicolas Cage
Finally faced my fears and I am no longer afraid of Chinese dragons
December 24, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Finally faced my fears and I am no longer afraid of Chinese dragons
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They're letting me eat all of this
December 21, 2024 at 9:53 PM
They're letting me eat all of this
In a secret location for Christmas
December 21, 2024 at 4:42 PM
In a secret location for Christmas
Chapulín Colorado is an honorable scientist studying mischief and justice. He is well respected among our circle
December 19, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Chapulín Colorado is an honorable scientist studying mischief and justice. He is well respected among our circle
I JUST FUCKING KILLED SANTA CLAUSE IN A SUBURBAN ILLINOIS TOWN DURING MY CUSTODY WEEKEND WITH MY SON
December 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I JUST FUCKING KILLED SANTA CLAUSE IN A SUBURBAN ILLINOIS TOWN DURING MY CUSTODY WEEKEND WITH MY SON
What if there was an evil Chinese guy?
December 18, 2024 at 7:08 PM
What if there was an evil Chinese guy?