Drex Danger Noodle. Reptoid Blogger
@drexdangernoodle.bsky.social
Greetings from our (not so) hidden base on Enceladus, third largest moon of Saturn!
Call me Drex. My formal name is a little difficult to pronounce, and I don't like it anyway.
I study humanity through your media. Mostly for entertainment.
Call me Drex. My formal name is a little difficult to pronounce, and I don't like it anyway.
I study humanity through your media. Mostly for entertainment.
Pinned
Okay, folks.
Time to update my pinned rant.
Let us break down just how fucked the criminal regime and the GOP really are.
Buckle up. Gonna be a long one.
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Time to update my pinned rant.
Let us break down just how fucked the criminal regime and the GOP really are.
Buckle up. Gonna be a long one.
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I worked my ass off in college so I wouldn’t have to wear a shirt with my name on it and here this fucker is the President?
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I worked my ass off in college so I wouldn’t have to wear a shirt with my name on it and here this fucker is the President?
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🧵I fully believe that Trump and Epstein's rivalry went far beyond real estate and trading in secrets.
Epstein showed Trump, in detail, how to turn their shared, criminal sexual proclivities into a lucrative business.
One that Trump was already running under the cover of his beauty pageants.
Epstein showed Trump, in detail, how to turn their shared, criminal sexual proclivities into a lucrative business.
One that Trump was already running under the cover of his beauty pageants.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
🧵I fully believe that Trump and Epstein's rivalry went far beyond real estate and trading in secrets.
Epstein showed Trump, in detail, how to turn their shared, criminal sexual proclivities into a lucrative business.
One that Trump was already running under the cover of his beauty pageants.
Epstein showed Trump, in detail, how to turn their shared, criminal sexual proclivities into a lucrative business.
One that Trump was already running under the cover of his beauty pageants.
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Number of American towns/cities with an estimated population of 1,000+ people = over 19,000
Combined number of Air and Army National Guard = 433,000
That makes 22.3 National Guard members per city.
Math ain't mathing, once again.
RELEASE THE MRI AND THE RAPIST FILES.
Combined number of Air and Army National Guard = 433,000
That makes 22.3 National Guard members per city.
Math ain't mathing, once again.
RELEASE THE MRI AND THE RAPIST FILES.
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Number of American towns/cities with an estimated population of 1,000+ people = over 19,000
Combined number of Air and Army National Guard = 433,000
That makes 22.3 National Guard members per city.
Math ain't mathing, once again.
RELEASE THE MRI AND THE RAPIST FILES.
Combined number of Air and Army National Guard = 433,000
That makes 22.3 National Guard members per city.
Math ain't mathing, once again.
RELEASE THE MRI AND THE RAPIST FILES.
Yes. Former President Biden was too old to run for reelection and his administration should have laid the groundwork to pass the torch start of year 3.
But christ on a crotch rocket!
I'm curious of the ancient child rapist can even feed himself.
But christ on a crotch rocket!
I'm curious of the ancient child rapist can even feed himself.
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yes. Former President Biden was too old to run for reelection and his administration should have laid the groundwork to pass the torch start of year 3.
But christ on a crotch rocket!
I'm curious of the ancient child rapist can even feed himself.
But christ on a crotch rocket!
I'm curious of the ancient child rapist can even feed himself.
Smelling his own farts is Tapper is today.
No one is talking about this demented, old grandpa. WTH is Jake Tapper now?
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Smelling his own farts is Tapper is today.
This is Cinderella.
Her love language is violence.
She loathes being picked up.
Yet paws at me for attention.
Only to run away from being picked up and loved.
Her love language is violence.
She loathes being picked up.
Yet paws at me for attention.
Only to run away from being picked up and loved.
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is Cinderella.
Her love language is violence.
She loathes being picked up.
Yet paws at me for attention.
Only to run away from being picked up and loved.
Her love language is violence.
She loathes being picked up.
Yet paws at me for attention.
Only to run away from being picked up and loved.
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Demented Gibberish
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Demented Gibberish
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one of the genuine flaws with enterprise is how little mayweather gets to do
however, every single time he gets to do something, it whips
however, every single time he gets to do something, it whips
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
one of the genuine flaws with enterprise is how little mayweather gets to do
however, every single time he gets to do something, it whips
however, every single time he gets to do something, it whips
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One thing I do appreciate about Trump is that with each passing day he makes it increasingly difficult for his supporters to defend him.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
One thing I do appreciate about Trump is that with each passing day he makes it increasingly difficult for his supporters to defend him.
Soon. Not soon enough, but soon.
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Soon. Not soon enough, but soon.
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Most galling is that they built the world's most expensive plagiarism machines--which are only good for lowbrow rule 34 shit--and expected this to replace artists across the board, so theyre shoving error-ridden slop down our throats that would get any real artists or marketing ppl fired on the spot
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Most galling is that they built the world's most expensive plagiarism machines--which are only good for lowbrow rule 34 shit--and expected this to replace artists across the board, so theyre shoving error-ridden slop down our throats that would get any real artists or marketing ppl fired on the spot
Promise everything, deliver nothing, break shit that didn't need broken.
Nah. Really?
You mean to tell me that auto correct 3.0 isn't what the Tech Bros lied about, er, promised?
Pull the other one. It has bells on it.
Nah. Really?
You mean to tell me that auto correct 3.0 isn't what the Tech Bros lied about, er, promised?
Pull the other one. It has bells on it.
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Promise everything, deliver nothing, break shit that didn't need broken.
Nah. Really?
You mean to tell me that auto correct 3.0 isn't what the Tech Bros lied about, er, promised?
Pull the other one. It has bells on it.
Nah. Really?
You mean to tell me that auto correct 3.0 isn't what the Tech Bros lied about, er, promised?
Pull the other one. It has bells on it.
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Incompetence will save us from full blown autocracy… probably
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Incompetence will save us from full blown autocracy… probably
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The Republican Party is compromised and is now a functional asset of the Russian Federation.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Me thinks the regime is in overdrive getting in all the criming they can because, well...
...look at it decompose.
You can smell this picture.
Couch Fucker shouldn't be too excited. He's tainted goods and will take all the blame with this filth finally does die.
...look at it decompose.
You can smell this picture.
Couch Fucker shouldn't be too excited. He's tainted goods and will take all the blame with this filth finally does die.
This was President Trump this afternoon at Mar-a-Lago.
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Me thinks the regime is in overdrive getting in all the criming they can because, well...
...look at it decompose.
You can smell this picture.
Couch Fucker shouldn't be too excited. He's tainted goods and will take all the blame with this filth finally does die.
...look at it decompose.
You can smell this picture.
Couch Fucker shouldn't be too excited. He's tainted goods and will take all the blame with this filth finally does die.
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I’m not going to talk about the members of the Trump regime like they’re invincible. They’re not. They want you to think they are. Don’t cede that to them.
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m not going to talk about the members of the Trump regime like they’re invincible. They’re not. They want you to think they are. Don’t cede that to them.
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Oh dear.
Not only did Trump fu** over farmers because of his deals with South America.
But also, the eradication of USAID, to which all MAGA cheered.
Who was one of American farmers biggest customers.
You guessed it.
USAID.
Making America Great Again
Not only did Trump fu** over farmers because of his deals with South America.
But also, the eradication of USAID, to which all MAGA cheered.
Who was one of American farmers biggest customers.
You guessed it.
USAID.
Making America Great Again
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Oh dear.
Not only did Trump fu** over farmers because of his deals with South America.
But also, the eradication of USAID, to which all MAGA cheered.
Who was one of American farmers biggest customers.
You guessed it.
USAID.
Making America Great Again
Not only did Trump fu** over farmers because of his deals with South America.
But also, the eradication of USAID, to which all MAGA cheered.
Who was one of American farmers biggest customers.
You guessed it.
USAID.
Making America Great Again
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I honestly have zero interest in whatever Tom Brady and Derek Jeter are saying right now. And I believe the majority of humanity agrees with me.
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I honestly have zero interest in whatever Tom Brady and Derek Jeter are saying right now. And I believe the majority of humanity agrees with me.
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I’m not accepting a dime of corporate PAC money.
Why?
We need to rebuild trust in our politics. And the people you serve shouldn’t wonder who you really work for.
Why?
We need to rebuild trust in our politics. And the people you serve shouldn’t wonder who you really work for.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’m not accepting a dime of corporate PAC money.
Why?
We need to rebuild trust in our politics. And the people you serve shouldn’t wonder who you really work for.
Why?
We need to rebuild trust in our politics. And the people you serve shouldn’t wonder who you really work for.