Drex Danger Noodle. Reptoid Blogger
@drexdangernoodle.bsky.social
Greetings from our (not so) hidden base on Enceladus, third largest moon of Saturn!
Call me Drex. My formal name is a little difficult to pronounce, and I don't like it anyway.
I study humanity through your media. Mostly for entertainment.
Call me Drex. My formal name is a little difficult to pronounce, and I don't like it anyway.
I study humanity through your media. Mostly for entertainment.
This is Cinderella.
Her love language is violence.
She loathes being picked up.
Yet paws at me for attention.
Only to run away from being picked up and loved.
Her love language is violence.
She loathes being picked up.
Yet paws at me for attention.
Only to run away from being picked up and loved.
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is Cinderella.
Her love language is violence.
She loathes being picked up.
Yet paws at me for attention.
Only to run away from being picked up and loved.
Her love language is violence.
She loathes being picked up.
Yet paws at me for attention.
Only to run away from being picked up and loved.
For me, there is nothing more loving than an open invite for a tummy rub from this little monster!
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
For me, there is nothing more loving than an open invite for a tummy rub from this little monster!
Watch out.
Whether a MAGAt in disguise for a doomer Left MAGA cry baby, this account is openly spreading misinformation.
Possible bot. Possible mole.
Either way. Report and Block, please.
Whether a MAGAt in disguise for a doomer Left MAGA cry baby, this account is openly spreading misinformation.
Possible bot. Possible mole.
Either way. Report and Block, please.
August 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Watch out.
Whether a MAGAt in disguise for a doomer Left MAGA cry baby, this account is openly spreading misinformation.
Possible bot. Possible mole.
Either way. Report and Block, please.
Whether a MAGAt in disguise for a doomer Left MAGA cry baby, this account is openly spreading misinformation.
Possible bot. Possible mole.
Either way. Report and Block, please.
Eat an entire bucket of dicks, fat ass.
July 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Eat an entire bucket of dicks, fat ass.
The girls are fighting!!
July 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The girls are fighting!!
When you know you're gonna get a right nasty fucking from the racist cult already geared to hate brown people because the orange felon is still covering up being a sex pest.
Don't forget the lube, you fucking grifter.
Don't forget the lube, you fucking grifter.
July 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When you know you're gonna get a right nasty fucking from the racist cult already geared to hate brown people because the orange felon is still covering up being a sex pest.
Don't forget the lube, you fucking grifter.
Don't forget the lube, you fucking grifter.
Aged like sour milk
June 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Aged like sour milk
This is Cinderella. I am her Tall One.
She decided I needed to feed her this morning at 5:30 am.
She is normally feed between 7:00 and 7:30 am.
She intentionally knocked things off of my desk again to get me out of bed.
I love her more than life itself.
Even though she is a brat.
She decided I needed to feed her this morning at 5:30 am.
She is normally feed between 7:00 and 7:30 am.
She intentionally knocked things off of my desk again to get me out of bed.
I love her more than life itself.
Even though she is a brat.
June 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is Cinderella. I am her Tall One.
She decided I needed to feed her this morning at 5:30 am.
She is normally feed between 7:00 and 7:30 am.
She intentionally knocked things off of my desk again to get me out of bed.
I love her more than life itself.
Even though she is a brat.
She decided I needed to feed her this morning at 5:30 am.
She is normally feed between 7:00 and 7:30 am.
She intentionally knocked things off of my desk again to get me out of bed.
I love her more than life itself.
Even though she is a brat.
The answer is:
About 8 square city BLOCKS.
That's it.
About 8 square city BLOCKS.
That's it.
June 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The answer is:
About 8 square city BLOCKS.
That's it.
About 8 square city BLOCKS.
That's it.
This isn't helping, Seth. Get your shit straight. Posting panicked junk like this only gives them power they neither have or know how to wield.
The narrowness of this post, the "can't see outside the four walls of his room" is why we need to come together.
Game Over Man! ain't an option.
The narrowness of this post, the "can't see outside the four walls of his room" is why we need to come together.
Game Over Man! ain't an option.
June 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This isn't helping, Seth. Get your shit straight. Posting panicked junk like this only gives them power they neither have or know how to wield.
The narrowness of this post, the "can't see outside the four walls of his room" is why we need to come together.
Game Over Man! ain't an option.
The narrowness of this post, the "can't see outside the four walls of his room" is why we need to come together.
Game Over Man! ain't an option.
Because Terry is afraid, and I am not:
Pee Wee German isn't thinking. He is fulfilling a life long dream of hate and pain on his home state.
He has bitten off way more than he can chew because Miller doesn't think. He simply hates.
Pee Wee German isn't thinking. He is fulfilling a life long dream of hate and pain on his home state.
He has bitten off way more than he can chew because Miller doesn't think. He simply hates.
June 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Because Terry is afraid, and I am not:
Pee Wee German isn't thinking. He is fulfilling a life long dream of hate and pain on his home state.
He has bitten off way more than he can chew because Miller doesn't think. He simply hates.
Pee Wee German isn't thinking. He is fulfilling a life long dream of hate and pain on his home state.
He has bitten off way more than he can chew because Miller doesn't think. He simply hates.
Wait. What?
No, no. Hold on.
What has Peter Schiff (wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_S...) just admitted to?
To millions upon millions of people (and all those Russian bots)?
No, no. Hold on.
What has Peter Schiff (wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_S...) just admitted to?
To millions upon millions of people (and all those Russian bots)?
June 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wait. What?
No, no. Hold on.
What has Peter Schiff (wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_S...) just admitted to?
To millions upon millions of people (and all those Russian bots)?
No, no. Hold on.
What has Peter Schiff (wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_S...) just admitted to?
To millions upon millions of people (and all those Russian bots)?
Wait.
This is real?
Why isn't my term Orange Turd not on the list!?
This is real?
Why isn't my term Orange Turd not on the list!?
June 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wait.
This is real?
Why isn't my term Orange Turd not on the list!?
This is real?
Why isn't my term Orange Turd not on the list!?
Individually, these are words. Some of them are in an order that an be considered a sentence.
There are a lot of words, here. Combined, these mean nothing.
Pretending to speed in "tech bro-ese" is just as embarrassing as when tech bros do it.
There are a lot of words, here. Combined, these mean nothing.
Pretending to speed in "tech bro-ese" is just as embarrassing as when tech bros do it.
May 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Individually, these are words. Some of them are in an order that an be considered a sentence.
There are a lot of words, here. Combined, these mean nothing.
Pretending to speed in "tech bro-ese" is just as embarrassing as when tech bros do it.
There are a lot of words, here. Combined, these mean nothing.
Pretending to speed in "tech bro-ese" is just as embarrassing as when tech bros do it.
So. If accurate. It appears the new pope posted or retweeted all of 5 times in 2025 so far.
And Loomer here appears to be well on her way to having an aneurysm over 5 tweets.
5.
If there actually is a god out there with any power, maybe now is the time to prove it.
And Loomer here appears to be well on her way to having an aneurysm over 5 tweets.
5.
If there actually is a god out there with any power, maybe now is the time to prove it.
May 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So. If accurate. It appears the new pope posted or retweeted all of 5 times in 2025 so far.
And Loomer here appears to be well on her way to having an aneurysm over 5 tweets.
5.
If there actually is a god out there with any power, maybe now is the time to prove it.
And Loomer here appears to be well on her way to having an aneurysm over 5 tweets.
5.
If there actually is a god out there with any power, maybe now is the time to prove it.
Think I just figured out RFK Jr's plan.
Selling boner pills.
Why not? All the right-wing propagandists already do.
Image: new advert on my Reddit feed.
I hate this timeline...
Selling boner pills.
Why not? All the right-wing propagandists already do.
Image: new advert on my Reddit feed.
I hate this timeline...
April 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Think I just figured out RFK Jr's plan.
Selling boner pills.
Why not? All the right-wing propagandists already do.
Image: new advert on my Reddit feed.
I hate this timeline...
Selling boner pills.
Why not? All the right-wing propagandists already do.
Image: new advert on my Reddit feed.
I hate this timeline...
Well. Today was exhausting in so many ways.
Then I got off work, ate a pizza (the whole thing, ain't no wuss), and played some Skull and Bones, Year 2.
Damn fine work on the update. Will play more!
And did you see what @bungie.net dropped!?
Delicious!
Then I got off work, ate a pizza (the whole thing, ain't no wuss), and played some Skull and Bones, Year 2.
Damn fine work on the update. Will play more!
And did you see what @bungie.net dropped!?
Delicious!
April 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Well. Today was exhausting in so many ways.
Then I got off work, ate a pizza (the whole thing, ain't no wuss), and played some Skull and Bones, Year 2.
Damn fine work on the update. Will play more!
And did you see what @bungie.net dropped!?
Delicious!
Then I got off work, ate a pizza (the whole thing, ain't no wuss), and played some Skull and Bones, Year 2.
Damn fine work on the update. Will play more!
And did you see what @bungie.net dropped!?
Delicious!
Lookie, lookie!
1 away from 100 followers!
It is the little things that make me happiest!
1 away from 100 followers!
It is the little things that make me happiest!
April 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Lookie, lookie!
1 away from 100 followers!
It is the little things that make me happiest!
1 away from 100 followers!
It is the little things that make me happiest!
Only in America can a second generation immigrant whose parents fled their nation of origin due to persecution could one day grow up to be the chief enabler of White Supremacists.
Rubio. You are human garbage. Your legacy will be one of hate and you will not succeed.
Rubio. You are human garbage. Your legacy will be one of hate and you will not succeed.
April 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Only in America can a second generation immigrant whose parents fled their nation of origin due to persecution could one day grow up to be the chief enabler of White Supremacists.
Rubio. You are human garbage. Your legacy will be one of hate and you will not succeed.
Rubio. You are human garbage. Your legacy will be one of hate and you will not succeed.
I want to you look at this. Take 10 seconds. Then react.
April 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I want to you look at this. Take 10 seconds. Then react.
A brick wall is made up by hundreds or thousands of individual bricks. Each positioned to hold up one another and weights impossible alone.
Stand up for each other at every opportunity is key to making a better tomorrow.
And ending the intentional cruelty of today.
Stand up for each other at every opportunity is key to making a better tomorrow.
And ending the intentional cruelty of today.
March 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A brick wall is made up by hundreds or thousands of individual bricks. Each positioned to hold up one another and weights impossible alone.
Stand up for each other at every opportunity is key to making a better tomorrow.
And ending the intentional cruelty of today.
Stand up for each other at every opportunity is key to making a better tomorrow.
And ending the intentional cruelty of today.
Picture of the Million Man March, October 16, 1995.
Credit: CNN
This is what every Washington DC should look like every day.
Americans should share the same fearless defiance as these brave Hungarians.
Trump and Musk are not strong. They are the weakest people on Earth.
Credit: CNN
This is what every Washington DC should look like every day.
Americans should share the same fearless defiance as these brave Hungarians.
Trump and Musk are not strong. They are the weakest people on Earth.
March 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Picture of the Million Man March, October 16, 1995.
Credit: CNN
This is what every Washington DC should look like every day.
Americans should share the same fearless defiance as these brave Hungarians.
Trump and Musk are not strong. They are the weakest people on Earth.
Credit: CNN
This is what every Washington DC should look like every day.
Americans should share the same fearless defiance as these brave Hungarians.
Trump and Musk are not strong. They are the weakest people on Earth.