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one time one of my friends said "i don't really think of you as that butch" but then immediately apologized
Pinned
when i help a little bug who is floundering in my drink onto a nice dry bit of orange peel, it makes me believe that i might be treated gently by the beings to whom i am little bug sized
jewellery too thin to stay in your ear lobe? problematic gauge gap
You've read a book so many times you've ruined the spine and now it won't close properly.

Problematic page gap.
Angry person yelling at chill person who is responding by being calm, which makes the angry person even more mad? Problematic rage gap.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
anyway this is the take
Where was her mother at? Where were the adults?
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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thinking about the ana valens debanking situation and the DOGE ratfuck and the whole ice/cbp situation have been and how much these ppl in power want to just have a heavily centralized Everything That Is You that can be turned off from society with a wave of a hand with no ability to refuse/object
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
when i feel insecure about my masculinity i just remind myself that thats one of the most typically masculine feelings there is
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I Love Dark Mode I Use It For All My Apps .
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
ah shit is smry.ai dead? is there a new one?
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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This horrible woman is a genocidal Zionist who used the NYPD to go after protesters.

This is extremely fucked up. Everyone who voted for this man needs to stand up and demand that this shit doesn’t stand.

Mamdani - the next AOC if no one holds him accountable due to his celebrity status.
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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(commercial for thin gruel) go ahead have some. it's what you deserve
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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if a right wing extremist has decided that people should starve to death that’s not something they’ve reasoned themselves into and it cannot be fixed with words
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
thinking about this due to the nuzzi thing
The Legacy Of Rebecca Black's Friday & Ark Music Factory
YouTube video by STRANGE ÆONS
m.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
all life is pawblem solving
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
guys why is trauma theory still happening where i can see it
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
charlie kaufman is load bearing to my theory of gender
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Baristas are locking arms in front of lines of trucks.

This distribution center is Starbucks’ largest on the East Coast, which is why we’re showing up to send a message. We're ready to continue escalating our ULP strike until Starbucks does the right thing.

#NoContractNoCoffee
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
i love that @sbworkersunited.org is a bluesky elder
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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buddha: i don’t have time for your magic tricks

mara: illusions, buddha! you don’t have time for my illusions!
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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why do men only get a day but lesbians get a whole year every year forever
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i need to go buy painkillers but i dont want to bc im in too much pain
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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"banned from the concept of money" is a real & horrifying thing that is happening right now

laws that were created for groups like ISIS are being used on women that dare to put dildos up their ass on camera

if you care about freedom, then treat working for payment processors like you do defense
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
im not plural bc i just becoming a certain set of guys for like 6 weeks and then they mash together and then 8 months later i get stressed and become a different group of guys
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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a free society allows a suspected terrorist or criminal freedom of speech, religion, fair trial, etc

but payment processor regulations and debanking deny anyone suspected of any supposedly "wrong" act the ability to use money for anything

it is a form of extrajudicial financial execution
leftists running into straight into heavy handed KYC and other money transmittal regulations have a wonderful opportunity to learn about the philosophical reasoning behind crypto
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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so annoyed with recent episode of the daily where china’s rapid development of renewable energy is framed as a soft power grab rather than a smart response to the fact that WE ARE LIVING IN A CLIMATE CRISIS
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
why am i watching a video about the business plan of Panera. what tf is this platform doing to me
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
this is a valid thing to post but a very funny string of words sorry
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM