DogsDadBod
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The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become
I *have* been meaning to drive her to that hole I dug in the woods
♎️ ❤️ That itch to hit the road with your person isn't random timing. When couples get stuck in the same restaurants and weekend routines, a random drive somewhere new breaks all that stale pattern stuff.
Libra Love Horoscope
November 30, 2025
www.astrolis.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I *have* been meaning to drive her to that hole I dug in the woods
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Asking Thor if everything looks like a nail. He rolls his eyes. He's so sick of my shit
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Asking Thor if everything looks like a nail. He rolls his eyes. He's so sick of my shit
Fuck the Moon
Before leaving your work sector today, the Moon is not only spending its final hours at a friendly aspect to Venus, but is connecting with the same planets on the job and career fronts that she has spent the week connecting with. #Libra
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Fuck the Moon
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Erica Kirk is trying to date this picture
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Erica Kirk is trying to date this picture
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I can see an easy way out for them.
Possibly an exit from the garage, too.
Possibly an exit from the garage, too.
ICE is STILL stuck inside the parking garage in lower Manhattan, and they seem pretty grumpy about it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I can see an easy way out for them.
Possibly an exit from the garage, too.
Possibly an exit from the garage, too.
What an utterly terrible character, an early harbinger of how bad (worse?) the show would quickly become.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What an utterly terrible character, an early harbinger of how bad (worse?) the show would quickly become.
I can see one easy way out for them
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I can see one easy way out for them
The dog bed understander has checked in
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The dog bed understander has checked in
These are the actions of someone who has forfeited the right to exist in our world
Trump entered the Mar-a-Lago ballroom for his Thanksgiving feast to the song “We Are the World,” a song used to raise money to help starving children.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
These are the actions of someone who has forfeited the right to exist in our world
There is no mechanism to "revoke [ ] documents."
Says the guy who auto-penned nearly 1600 pardons for January 6
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
There is no mechanism to "revoke [ ] documents."
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
“As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.”
LOL what in the bullshit both-sides misogyny is this?
LOL what in the bullshit both-sides misogyny is this?
Trump makes the outrageous claim that “most” immigrants, which include over 25 million U.S. citizens, “are on welfare, from failed nations, or from prisons, mental institutions, gangs, or drug cartels.”
As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
“As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.”
LOL what in the bullshit both-sides misogyny is this?
LOL what in the bullshit both-sides misogyny is this?
The "it needs to happen soon" clock just ticked another five hours closer to midnight.
(Midnight on the third day; that fuckin clock has cycled around twice already)
(Midnight on the third day; that fuckin clock has cycled around twice already)
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The "it needs to happen soon" clock just ticked another five hours closer to midnight.
(Midnight on the third day; that fuckin clock has cycled around twice already)
(Midnight on the third day; that fuckin clock has cycled around twice already)
What was its moodus operandi?
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What was its moodus operandi?
Trump blood
Trump says Sarah Beckstrom, one of the National Guard members shot in DC, has died.
She was 20 years old.
She was 20 years old.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Trump blood
If he wants to relax with some hot stones on his flesh I would be more than happy to help him with that
Mike Johnson: “I haven’t had a vacation day in two years. I haven’t been off in two years, literally.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If he wants to relax with some hot stones on his flesh I would be more than happy to help him with that
Happy Best Framed Shot in Movie History Day
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Happy Best Framed Shot in Movie History Day
Today I am thankful for Party Harderson
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Today I am thankful for Party Harderson
-Foo Fighters anniv. festival (FF, Heart, Joan Jett, Buddy Guy, Gary Clark Jr., LL Cool J)
-Pixies/Weezer
-Violent Femmes
-Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers w/Steve Winwood
-Soundgarden/NIN
Not to mention the artists I've seen a billion times: Ben Folds, Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers, Bela Fleck, TMBG
-Pixies/Weezer
-Violent Femmes
-Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers w/Steve Winwood
-Soundgarden/NIN
Not to mention the artists I've seen a billion times: Ben Folds, Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers, Bela Fleck, TMBG
I love seeing everyone's concerts!
*Prince
*Tina Turner (Lionel opened for her!)
*Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
*Dave Matthews Band
*Foo Fighters
Also adding The Monkees because it was my first concert and The Backstreet Boys because that was a funny "Woo!" girl time.😂
*Prince
*Tina Turner (Lionel opened for her!)
*Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
*Dave Matthews Band
*Foo Fighters
Also adding The Monkees because it was my first concert and The Backstreet Boys because that was a funny "Woo!" girl time.😂
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
The Pixies
Johnny Cash
The Flaming Lips
Dolly Parton
Soundgarden
Pretty hard to choose btwn the ones I’ve been to & I could go on but anyway… I feel pretty lucky to have seen these ones.
The Pixies
Johnny Cash
The Flaming Lips
Dolly Parton
Soundgarden
Pretty hard to choose btwn the ones I’ve been to & I could go on but anyway… I feel pretty lucky to have seen these ones.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
-Foo Fighters anniv. festival (FF, Heart, Joan Jett, Buddy Guy, Gary Clark Jr., LL Cool J)
-Pixies/Weezer
-Violent Femmes
-Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers w/Steve Winwood
-Soundgarden/NIN
Not to mention the artists I've seen a billion times: Ben Folds, Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers, Bela Fleck, TMBG
-Pixies/Weezer
-Violent Femmes
-Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers w/Steve Winwood
-Soundgarden/NIN
Not to mention the artists I've seen a billion times: Ben Folds, Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers, Bela Fleck, TMBG
I'm gonna have to get divorced TWICE!?
Dr Oz announced that “Americans will lose 135 BILLION pounds by the midterms.”
Wow!!!
There are 342, 783, 851 Americans.
That means we will each lose 393 pounds!
Wow!!!
There are 342, 783, 851 Americans.
That means we will each lose 393 pounds!
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm gonna have to get divorced TWICE!?
Imagine caring.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Imagine caring.
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ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
I hope they all get AIDS in their urethras
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I hope they all get AIDS in their urethras
This son of a bitch cucked me with my ex-wife, and right in front of Jonah and Crow, no less
(remarkably, this is 100% true)
(remarkably, this is 100% true)
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This son of a bitch cucked me with my ex-wife, and right in front of Jonah and Crow, no less
(remarkably, this is 100% true)
(remarkably, this is 100% true)